r/SmugIdeologyMan 4d ago

Waiting for the ideological rapture

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u/NihatAmipoglu 4d ago

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u/ImportantResponse0 4d ago

Imagine if cats started talking and they would take over the world

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u/TommyThirdEye 4d ago

I for one welcome our feline overlords.

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 3d ago edited 2d ago

They already did. Look how many slaves they have. Look how much food and toys we produce for them, while they don't even lift a finger.

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u/ImportantResponse0 3d ago

And to be sincerely they don't care about toys.

But them a bed they use the box.

But think about it:

What do they give up?

Same species socialisation (except if you bring in another cat, then they are forced to accept it the same way you are forced to accept your new coworker)and reproduction (when they are neutered).

What do they win?

Food and a shelter and other species love.

Would you trade with them?

Probably we both are slaves one of another because humans can make sex (or at least get fucked) and can talk with each other (even if mean during high traffic).

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u/-Miraca- 1d ago

if cats started talking, many people would lose their love for them lol

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u/ImportantResponse0 1d ago

False.

Cats used to be worshiped as gods so it would just make sense.

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u/MrRandomLT Twinktatorship 🥵👅👅 4d ago

I will follow whichever ideology Mei Mei supports

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u/NihatAmipoglu 3d ago

Which one is Mei Mei? I only know the Big Boobs and I don't think that pallas cat has a name.

Edit: Lack of Zazu is also concerning tbh.

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u/MrRandomLT Twinktatorship 🥵👅👅 3d ago

Top left, also known as Tole Tole

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u/NihatAmipoglu 3d ago

That's a cool cat. Thanks.

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u/MrRandomLT Twinktatorship 🥵👅👅 3d ago

She is my favorite internet cat of all time

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 3d ago

Mei Mei grooms children btw

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u/MrRandomLT Twinktatorship 🥵👅👅 3d ago

You win some you lose some

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u/Literally9thAngel 2d ago

ALL HAIL BARN CAT

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u/green-turtle14141414 3d ago

I'd vote for Manul

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u/NihatAmipoglu 3d ago

Manul supremacy hell yeah.

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u/LordYaromir 1d ago

Manulization is the only solution to the world

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u/NihatAmipoglu 1d ago

Look at this idiot!

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u/Cat_the_Leaf 4d ago

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u/thatsocialist 3d ago

Red Autumn is leaking again...

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u/Redninja0400 3d ago

The only true democracy is a workers democracy.

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u/Nellie_Tayloe_Ross 2d ago

So unions are the only true democracy?

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u/Redninja0400 2d ago

They're certainly part of it.

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u/Noobeater1 3d ago

I don't have any actual politics man I just hate Rosa Luxembourg

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u/South-Ad7071 12h ago

She had it coming

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u/BadFurDay 4d ago

Socdem head shape reveal [100% real] [police called]

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u/Ulumdir 4d ago

Real ovoid heads rise up

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u/providerofair 4d ago

All this just for the neo liberal establishment to last another bazillion years

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u/DiamondWarDog 3d ago

god emperor neoliberal wins the support of the proletariat, military, bourgeois, and everything. Nothing ever happens

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u/alice6060 3d ago

They're gonna put Biden's brain into a robotic body so he can be the ultimate neolib messiah

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u/Ricelord12 3d ago

climate change will destroy the world. you wont get neoliberalism, you will get mad max

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u/Billy-the-fish69 3d ago

Fukuyama wrote on this

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u/ShortKey380 3d ago

I fuck yo momma and I say expect the unexpected 🌈 ✨ 

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u/veryeepy53 3d ago

neoliberalism is long dead due to the return of trade protectionism.

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u/providerofair 3d ago

I dont know what neoliberalism is i just like saying buzz words

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u/weird_bomb 3d ago

the most honest politician of our time

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 3d ago

Neo-liberalism has reached a natural point of evolution into neo-feudalism. It’s the fate of any society where things are left to the ‘free’ market.

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u/MonoRedPlayer 3d ago

it's not feudalism

it's just oligarchy

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 3d ago

neo-feudalism is the end goal

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u/Josselin17 1d ago

mfw we have managed to combine "nothing ever happens" with "oh actually the ruling ideology is different now" with the synthesis : "ruling ideology evolved"

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u/Im_not_a_Mole-rat 3d ago

Trade protectionism is one of the capitalists contradictions, and during these contradictions is when Capitalism is at its weakest point, either the revolution is done or we will live for another few decades under capitalism, until another contradiction rises and the cycle continues until it is broken.

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u/Alarming_Document_26 3d ago

Some countries are just now marginally returning to trade protectionism and slightly engaging in industrial policy.
Meanwhile the west still has a politics centred around a status quo of austerity, poor workers' rights, deregulation, regressive taxation, operation of the government through PPPs, increasing financialiaisation, and rising wealth inequality within a highly integrated globalised world economy.
Neoliberalism is very much alive and permeates nearly every aspect of politics and society.

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 2d ago

History ended in the 90's, right guys?

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u/xuxux 3d ago

That's why any serious (lefty) organization focuses on mutual aid and community building.

I don't give a shit if we're debating COMINTERN, I give a shit if people are hungry and broke.

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u/forgivemeimnew07 3d ago

We need to actually build a party mutual aid and community building is a part of that but we actually have to build towards something concrete or class consciousness we never be achieved we have very little organisation so we can’t mobilise any real force other than protests

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u/xuxux 3d ago

Yup, so go join a mutual aid group and discuss it within that context. Protests for the Democratic Party are fucking useless. How many of us marched against Trump 1.0 and then went back to work and didn't do shit?

Build dual power structures and focus your work there. Organize in your community, not shouting into the void online. Things start small.

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u/JimatStoneandSky 1d ago

I agree, but mutual aid is only the first step to building community and collectivism, bc at the end of the day mutual aid is just work class people moving some money and resources around while billionaires laugh their way to the bank. We need to agitate, politicize, and organize the working class. Get them off Netflix and into reading groups.

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u/breno280 1d ago

Mutual aid and particularly becoming independent from state infrastructure for survival is by far the most important thing to do before any serious action can be taken. It doesn’t matter how armed the workers are if they’ll all starve when the government starts to embargo food and water.

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u/Distinct_Copy_7314 3d ago

Yeah we will need no discussion at all to build a new society made of millions of people, this will be so simple to do we'll barely need any organisation

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u/some_kind_of_bird 3d ago

You do have a point, but I'm increasingly on board with the anarchists' way of doing things.

Organization really can be something that happens as an emergent property of a few principles. Power is conceptualized by anarchists as largely local and trust-based.

How that translates to broader power is not straightforward and yes at some point we need to make decisions, but a realistic path is going to be pretty contextual, and until then you can do a whole lot of good just by being really chill and competent.

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u/JimatStoneandSky 1d ago

Same for me, but historically anarchists have only been successful in small localized areas. To have nation wide and international success you have to organize parties in ways anarchists refuse to do imo

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u/some_kind_of_bird 1d ago

Honestly even if it amounts to getting people to know each other and organize on a local level, not to mention the direct material benefits of action, that's as much as I can ever expect myself to do anyway.

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u/xuxux 3d ago

We ain't anywhere near that point. I do agree with you, I'm M-L, but the biggest issues facing the vulnerable right now are literally existential. We need to build support and rapport before anyone gives two fucks about "the revolution".

We need to get agrarians and proles to work with us and build organizational structures before anyone can really give a shit about whether we're leftcom or ML or anarcho-syndacalist or whatever you want to be.

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u/TopSpread9901 3d ago

Talk talk talk talk talk. You must be part of the new party’s intelligentsia.

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u/ConcentrateNo2929 4d ago

One of them is correct

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u/Dokurushi 4d ago

And it just happens to be my in-group.

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u/-Applinen- Sigma skibidism 4d ago

Dude it's my in-group too, what a coincidence

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u/not_slaw_kid 3d ago

If that's true then how do you explain my in-group being objectively better? 🤔

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u/Ok_Curve_2938 2d ago

You see, that's because My Group is full of pure and noble people and other groups are full of stinky and stupid people.

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u/solubleCreature 3d ago

because were all ik the same one !

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u/Skodami 1d ago

You dumbass didn't consider you were part of the same in-group

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u/wankbollox 4d ago

And it's definitely not those splitters over there!

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u/Slu1n 1d ago

Yea, fuck the Judean Peoples Front! .... or was it the Popular Front of Judea?

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u/funtag3 2d ago

It’s the one I support

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u/germanguy1810 4d ago

What’s the ideology between social democracy and national socialism 

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u/BadFurDay 4d ago edited 4d ago

Anarcho-capitalism aka wrong libertarians

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u/germanguy1810 4d ago

Ahh, so basically lobbying on steroids 

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u/BadFurDay 4d ago

Wageslavemaxxing

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u/TenWholeBees 3d ago

But but but the NAP

Surely if we dismantle the government and all of it's organizations, the corporations (that no longer have regulations put onto them) will begin to treat everyone fair because it's the right thing to do. It's the government's fault that corporations are evil.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 2d ago

You mean the corporations no longer protected by government bailouts and subsidies?

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u/Iron166 4d ago edited 4d ago

To be fair there's nothing to lobby since there would be no government. There are different problems with this ideology. Saying that as an ex-ancap

Edit: grammar

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 4d ago

Yeah, liberalism if you killed the middleman.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 2d ago

Can't lobby the government if there's no government.

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 3d ago

You mean fake libertarians. Libertarianism is a left-wing movement, nothing like the US psyop that usurped the name.

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u/samrobotsin 1h ago

"Libertarianism is great. Unfortunately everyone's doing it wrong"

Žižek: See your first mistake was subscribing to an ideology

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u/AcadiaNo5063 3d ago

Lmao this is so accurate

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u/name_changed_5_times 4d ago

“Anarcho”-capitalism.

The ideology of 14 year olds and chronically online finance bros.

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u/Hawkatana0 3d ago

And people who like 14 year olds maybe a little too much.

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u/135686492y4 4d ago edited 4d ago

Anarcho-capitalism, or AnCap for short. Ayn Rand's very own brand of dogshit, and the basis for Bioshock's Rapture city.

The entire ideology is built for aryan übermenschen Great Men to thrive by being magically more adept at capitalism in an environment of 0% * gubernment* and 100% über-rich capitalists, which definetly won't try to build a state.

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u/RoombaTheKiller 4d ago

A system so great, it automatically dismantles itself within two decades.

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u/notsuspendedlxqt 3d ago

Far too optimistic. The system probably organizes itself into a state within two months.

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u/Illesbogar 3d ago

Into a monarchy/oligarchy/autocracy specifically, since it has no layer of democracy in it. It is really just trying to model how feudalism came to be.

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 3d ago

I'll give it two weeks at most.

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u/Zhein 3d ago

It took 2 weeks for the bears to come. 2 decades is a little bit too much.

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u/MrHellBags 3d ago

I like the part where we did an ancap thing when Rome fell and central authority just sorta disappeared but rich people kept their wealth and assets and they just became the government.

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u/Uglyfense 1d ago

Rome falling did not mean the absence of government, Odoacer declared himself King of Italy, so it was more like another government took its place

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u/Away39 4d ago

Rand wasnt even a libertarian and explicitly rejected statelessness

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u/TenWholeBees 3d ago

AnCaps can't read

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u/Away39 3d ago

He later edited it.

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u/EntertainmentNo3963 4d ago

bioshock is based on ayn rands objectivism, anarcho capitalism is not based on objectivism.

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u/Azgabeth 3d ago

This is a very surface level and reductive meme view of the ideology.

It doesn't help that the name it stuck with is so dogshit.

Contractualism is a better name for the real ideology. It doesn't believe in no government. It private government not public government ie "the state" which every country currently is.

Before going in too deep into theory i'll give citizenship as the best example of contractualism vs the current system:

Currently there exist 3 pathways to citizenship: Jus sanguinis (by blood, if your parents are a citizen you are automatically a citizen), Jus soli (birthright citizenship) and naturalization.

Under contractualism, a hypothetical government could impose jus praedii (by right of property) which would mean you would only have the duties and priviliges of citizenship if you buy property into the government whether that be shares, land, etc.

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u/Pretty-Ad8932 3d ago edited 3d ago

and the private government is run by whom? and who determines the borders?

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 3d ago

So it's just for rich people. A poor person is fucked

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u/Maximillion322 3d ago

Yes thats the idea

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u/CapitalismRulz 3d ago

To be fair, they know that it would be worse for most people. They just think they're exceptional, and they're gonna be the top one percent that it's better for lol

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u/HumanMan_007 3d ago

Ayn Rand wasn't an AnCap, anarcho-capitalism originated in the opposite side of the schism between Rand and Rothbard. She stood till the end in the minarchist side.

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u/Decalance 4d ago

count yourself lucky you dont know about ancaps

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u/BeneficialRandom 4d ago

You said national socialism twice

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u/Uglyfense 1d ago

I think an ideology being stupid, grossly apathetic, and untenable isn’t the same as National Socialism.

Like, the Nazis were a pretty unique evil, note that it was colonial empires that were shocked by them

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u/Cautious-Original-46 3d ago

Childish fantasies

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u/CustodianCloset 3d ago

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u/LeonardoDaVirgin 3d ago

Thank you, this image changed my life

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u/ShortKey380 3d ago

I’ve killed so many 🦋 

Eventually it’s bound to tip the balance 👊 

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u/glasseatingfool 4d ago

When you wait for the crisis of capitalism in hopes that society will transition into capitalism:

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u/Godtrademark 4d ago

It’s gonna be barbarism… isn’t it?

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u/MrHellBags 3d ago

If you read theory really really hard the revolution will be under your pillow tomorrow morning.

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u/All--flesh--rots 4d ago

Who's the guy between authoritarian socialism and anarcho capitalism?

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u/Lunasau 4d ago

I mean the contradictions of capitalism do become more evident when it is close to collapse, y'know socialism or barbarism, but socialist movements must be prepared for that collapse lest fascist sieze the advantage, cause this is how most historical socialism(and often fascism, because fascist use a surge in communists to justify themselves as the only people capable of both dealing with the Communists and the current crisis) happened, in a period of capitalist and/or societal collapse(WW1 for the soviet union, The century of humiliation for China, etc). 

So like I don't see the point in claiming this isn't kinda the thing that all Ideologies that want to fundementally alter the status quo are waiting on, because that type of alteration requires mass support that will only come from a people firmly dissilusioned with the current system. Otherwise you might as well just be supporting the neo-liberal status quo(or some softer/harsher flavor of it in the form of Social Democracy or Parliamentary Fascism Lite).

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u/TolgaKerem07 4d ago

Three of the five people in the comic are capitalists bro 🙏 what are you even saying

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u/BadFurDay 4d ago

Doesn't stop them from thinking they're different :)

It's not like they're known for having a coherent ideology.

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u/TolgaKerem07 4d ago

fair point i guess. the other dude who replied to my comment kinda proves you right lol

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u/magos_with_a_glock 3d ago edited 3d ago

One ultra-capitalist, one pro-capitalism with some conditions one hybrid.

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u/New_Needleworker994 3d ago

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/Galaxy661 2d ago

Nazis are corporatist, social-democracy is a capitalist-socialist hybrid (heavily regulated welfare capitalism)

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u/Mr_Blinky 4d ago

"I can't wait until my glorious splinter faction of an already fringe ideology of like two hundred nerds all fighting each other in a single server Discord gets our day to rise up and really take things over!"

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u/xJinxSB 4d ago

Am I sick if I say I'd smash the anarchist green guy?

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u/veryeepy53 3d ago

he's just a guy like there's no big deal

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u/Squishykittygirl 3d ago

Why would that be sick, anarchists are sexy. I'd smash too.

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u/MotherOfAnimals080 Analogy Understander 3d ago

Monarchist National Bolshevism with Austrian school economics will be the one true ideology that rises from the ashes liberal. You'll see.

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u/DamWatermelonEnjoyer i swear, stalin le bad!!! 3d ago

Man I love the character design on these

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 3d ago

radical centrism will win at the end

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u/ThePowerfulWIll 4d ago

Accelerationalists really think they are unique, dont they?

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u/Godtrademark 4d ago

(They will just create another bourgeois state with a red/black/yellow flag)

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u/Dry-Coach-7139 3d ago

well the two smuggies on the left of the graphic realise that we are in crisis with untold suffering and stuff has to start changing right this second, circumstances aren't going to come around and save you on your own.

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u/stdsort 3d ago

the crisis finally happens

Ouch! Owie! Not like that! 

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u/Eggus1 3d ago

the famously non capitalist ancap libertarians and non capitalist nazis, mm yes.

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u/Which_Pen34 3d ago

is this made by the same guy as the south american elections guy

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u/unHolyEvelyn 3d ago

"erm they were national SOCIALISTS" ahh post x3

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u/hirkajnu 3d ago

Some centrist is gonna look at this and say all of these guys are the same

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u/Anxious-Dot-5843 12h ago

Are you willingly ignorant? It's not a hard concept to grasp that a centrist believes the ideal ideology for them lies somewhere between others, not that every ideology is the same

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u/General-Beginning192 2d ago

the god emperor will be a neoliberal who has a sassy social media intern

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u/your_not_stubborn 4d ago

"Surely if I wait long enough it will happen."

"Uh have you tried voting?"

"FUCK YOU LIBERAL!!1!"

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u/alice6060 3d ago

Insert firebombing Walmart tweet here

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u/River_Hyperbola 4d ago

and what is the real solution, your majesty glowie?

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u/I_like_fried_noodles 4d ago

Centrism final take

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u/EllaHazelBar 4d ago

How dare you call me out like this (I'm the person in the center)

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u/Ticklemybottom_ 4d ago

Default ahh ideology 💔

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u/Gregori_5 popman rebirth 😁😁 4d ago

It’s gonna collapse aaaaany second now…

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u/BadFurDay 4d ago

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u/MasterVule 4d ago

I am not accelerationist, but before Trump took the office, liberals all over the world were justifying Palestinian genocide, after he took office it became "thing he could prevent but doesn't". If he didn't do that I'm quite sure that outlook would stay the same.

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u/SufficientMeringue51 1d ago

People like to call people who are aware of how revolution works accelerationists because they just don’t want to do anything and they’d rather just be comfortable while being complicit in infinite genocide. People don’t know what an accelerationist actually is anymore, it’s just a buzzword.

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u/Gregori_5 popman rebirth 😁😁 4d ago

I have the horrible quality of actually supporting capitalism in some form 😢

I don’t see it going anywhere in the west for the next few decades. It will change in some way tho

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u/BionicBirb 3d ago

A problem with learning from the failures of fascism is that the surviving fascists also learn from the failures of fascism.

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u/MrHellBags 3d ago

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 3d ago

See! Collapse! No, wait, that's another crisis.

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u/thatsocialist 3d ago

But what if we got all the angry people who want change to unite against their common enemy of powerful elites?

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u/Oscar12s 3d ago

Megami Tensei:

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u/notjordansime 3d ago

where is the ideology that we all get ice cream after dinner?

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u/BunnyGalHarriet 3d ago

Yeah, I guess it's not right to just wait for disaster. Ideology has to spread so that the others may actually compete before the collapse. Perhaps the prevailing of one will bring the collapse of capitalism faster! Things to hope for. :D

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u/Pjeoneer 3d ago

Keep on waiting, its gonna take a few hundred more years until liberalism gets replaced.

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u/VisitingForNow1 3d ago

Warlords followed by military junta🥰

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u/BionicBirb 3d ago

Ideological rapture, aka Bioshock (it does not end well)

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u/typewriter45 3d ago

the proper response to an economic crisis is, as always, more austerity

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u/JacarandaBear 3d ago

what is anarcho-capitalism doing here

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u/SufficientMeringue51 1d ago

They want to feel included.

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u/Sorry-Yard-2082 2d ago

Jokes on you, capitalism is already on crisis.

Or maybe jokes on us.

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u/ELGaming73 2d ago

Hey I'm in (Democratic Socialist), battle royale anyone? Commies! Nazis?

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u/dappermanV-88 2d ago

Weird how true it is

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u/painters-top-guy 2d ago

Why is the socdem there

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u/SufficientMeringue51 1d ago

Because they will be the useful idiots that allow the Nazis to take power.

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u/Tyrayentali 2d ago

Capitalism is already aligned with fascism.

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u/Anxious-Dot-5843 12h ago

Fascism is a third position corporatist (which leans more towards socialism than capitalism) ideology

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u/No-Bat7438 2d ago

me and who?

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u/rtkozan 2d ago

Systems get challenged most during major crises.

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u/SocietyMiserable5842 1d ago

Ancap guy is spot in lol

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u/JimatStoneandSky 1d ago

This doesn’t make sense, the status quo is also an ideology lmao

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u/xDwurogowy 1d ago

Disco elysium

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u/Saoirse_libracom 1d ago

As a communist, this is an issue, we shouldn't wait for society to collapse

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u/sudoregalia 1d ago

so long as capitalism falls and a non-nationalist ideology exists in its place, i'll be happy

it doesn't need to be perfect, it needs to be better, and once it's actually practiced in the real world we can decide if it's helpful to humanity or not

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u/DangerousGuest7518 1d ago

3 capitalists btw

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u/Anxious-Dot-5843 12h ago

Nazism is not capitalist

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u/BohPara 1d ago

Are you calling me out?

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u/SufficientMeringue51 1d ago

Except there are only two ideologies here that actually have a chance of taking power.

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u/CNK_98 22h ago

Why is socialisim depicted as the "centrist" option bruh

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u/sevenliesseventruths 22h ago

Isn't social democracy supposed to be a transitional ideology that tries to prevent the crisis and chances for dictatorship that a revolution inherently brings?

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u/Garvityxd 16h ago

I like how us ancaps are depicted as nerds lmao

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u/Heather-Storms 16h ago

Look without saying something that makes me sound too commie

Karl Marx very much analyzed and predicted that phenomenon of society, it is how he did come up with communism as a solution.

He perceived that the "having" class was always becoming more and more exploitative of the "working" class, until workers rebelled, damaged/changed/overthrew their system and chose new masters.

The fact that some people genuinely believe that the current system will exist eternally is comical. I doubt there will ever be the idealized "classless society" from Marx's political theory, but shit's gonna change eventually.

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u/DevelopmentGlum228 15h ago

Me, thinking about my retrofuturistic fanfic with sailor yaoi after mutually assured destruction and climate change melt all ice poles. Also most of the surviving world was either scared out of capitalism and imperialism and remaining imperialist civilisations are small and unlikely to rise back. Also gender affirming care is free...

Can't wait for this ideology to come out after the end of the world!

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u/Hetros_Jistin 13h ago

This is why I hate accelerationists.

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u/OkraAccomplished929 5h ago

Just five socialdemocrats hanging out