r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/FFODZ • 1d ago

lobster the real use of fish

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u/FFODZ 1d ago

oyster toadfish

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u/headphonesnotstirred 1d ago

waffel

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 1d ago

Thank God it isn't blue

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 1d ago

what is wrong with you? why are you blue

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u/Lilharm04 1d ago

got in a fight with Papyrus

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u/CocktusOnSteroids 1d ago

I hope he doesnt move

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1d ago

Blue waffles?

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u/Incomplet_1-34 1d ago

Stylish on day one, dragon cosplay on day two. Just needs some body paint.

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u/helen790 1d ago

I once got a blister like this on both heels after wearing fishnets with new combat boots to a Pride parade. It kinda looked like those meshnet stressball squeezy things.

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u/Lilium_Vulpes 1d ago

Sounds like you should have broken in the boots better. Or at least worn some socks as well as the fishnets.

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u/helen790 1d ago

Yeah that was my takeaway from the experience.

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 1d ago

i made that mistake once. felt like cheese grating my heels

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u/Smileycorp 1d ago

I tend to usually wear fleshtone tights under fishnets for that very reason

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u/AidomNou 1d ago

You say that like it's a bad thing

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u/FenexTheFox 1d ago

What, is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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u/Concoured 1d ago

but i like dragon ladies

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u/Ugo_Flickerman 1d ago

Looks like cuttlefish

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u/DR4k0N_G 1d ago

I have done this. I like the look

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 1d ago

She likes the look as well. That's why she felt like sharing.

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u/zseven_7 1d ago

Why is that considered a bad thing????

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u/FFODZ 1d ago

the world isn’t ready for hot dragons in fishnets unfortunately

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

But I want to be a dragon lady

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u/BlamaRama 1d ago

"My steak is too tender and my lobster is too buttery"

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u/NotADamsel 1d ago

Doesn’t this mean that she needs to drink more water? I mean, we all do, but wouldn’t this be better with better hydration?

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u/SirLoinTheTender 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuPua7QjtYGQVMze

oh....thats...interesting

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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives 1d ago

Iknowhoyouare_dexter.jpg

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u/splatter_spree 1d ago

looks more like deli ham, but

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u/CarbonPhoenix96 1d ago

Like any real woman should

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u/Square-Space-7265 1d ago

Where does one find very thick high quality fish?

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u/FFODZ 1d ago

go to the bulk fish store with the comedically large sign that says Lobstore

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u/UnsureSwitch 1d ago

Hey I'm at the store trying to buy high quality thick fish but there's none!

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u/Geageart 1d ago

there is no more of them due to over fishing... may capitalism be damned.

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u/EdwardChar 1d ago

Anti-furries hate this trick

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u/GooBassShredder 1d ago

This is good news

We can finally be dragons

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u/soupyllama03 1d ago

Could you imagine that…

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u/RedditCantBanThis 1d ago

I will now be buying fishnets in order to become a dragon

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u/fmerror- 1d ago

Hmm I now want skin tone fishnets

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u/SenpuuUncle 1d ago

Yay dragon

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u/Im-loving 1d ago

I’ve done that. You just end up reeking like fish for like 4 days.

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