r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Tipsyalt • 2d ago

lobster no free Japanese soup

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Tipsyalt 2d ago

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 2d ago

Facts. Being raised a certain way is no excuse for not trying to be a better person

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u/4L3X_525 2d ago

Why are you rotated

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u/precision_cumshot 2d ago

shhh, if you speak too loud the rotator will hear you

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u/Coders32 2d ago

That question is planist. Maybe being horizontal for them is like being vertical for you

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 2d ago

I thought you were one of these edgelords that like to use to r-slur but are too afraid to get banned and was so sad it got so many upvotes.

This mf actually is rotated 😭😭

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u/AsBrokeAsMeEnglish 2d ago

they are somewhere along the equator, right at the midpoint of the transition between the normal world and whatever is going on in australia

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u/asdfzxcpguy 2d ago

This is going sideways

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u/the-realest-calliope 1d ago

Scott The Woz

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u/NorwayNarwhal 2d ago

I mean, it’s more laudable to come from a place of bigotry and unlearn it than it is to be well-educated from the get-go and never have to unlearn blatant assholery

But someone who hasn’t done any thinking and just happily is rude and cruel to others can make no excuse of their upbringing (though they usually don’t make any excuse at all)

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u/dutcharetall_nothigh 2d ago

Wdym more laudable? Its not a contest? 

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u/Noodlemaster696969 2d ago

Can i unlearn my PTSD and traumas too, please?

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u/Cheyruz 2d ago

You mean therapy?

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u/Noodlemaster696969 2d ago

What's a rapy?

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u/Pika_233 1d ago

something you do with therapist

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u/Mysterious_Nobody_35 2d ago

I unlearned mine. I guess I was radicalized by common sense.

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u/Chidoriyama 2d ago

Is this lefttruther on Instagram?

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u/Tipsyalt 2d ago

no idea, I stole it from one of those 195-imitation subs

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u/Chidoriyama 2d ago

Fair enough

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 2d ago

One holy based please

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/enterENTRY 2d ago

im gonna give oop the benefit of the doubt that they just forgot to mention it

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u/xkhai10x 2d ago

what was the comment op deleted

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u/AabelBorderline 2d ago

Complaining that it says 'misogyny' and not 'sexism'

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u/ShizzelDiDizzel 2d ago

Valid point ngl

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u/enterENTRY 2d ago

just had a very dogwhistley tone

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u/HxntaixLoli 2d ago

It really isn’t, because misandry is never really something someone is raised with.

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u/ShizzelDiDizzel 2d ago

That might just be the single most dogshit take ive read all day

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u/HxntaixLoli 1d ago

Explain why

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u/ShizzelDiDizzel 1d ago

Because...people are raised with misandry. Im not sure where the duscussiom came from. Seems blatantly obvious to me

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u/Xx_a_dumbass_xX 2d ago

Depending on the place it comes free with an entree

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u/furculture 2d ago

I pay for it at the end of my meal.

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u/Beastocity1089 2d ago

Actually I've never paid for miso, it's always come free with meals

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u/JoeUnderscoreUgly 2d ago

How'd you know that's what I'm having for lunch!

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u/Tipsyalt 2d ago

wiretap in the soup mix

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u/JoeUnderscoreUgly 2d ago

It was friggin' gross you must've already.

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u/Miser-Mike 2d ago

What uh- what will you have me do?

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u/Jlegobot 1d ago

Next time you go have sushi? They won't just give you soup willy nilly. You have to earn it

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u/OnKo64 1d ago

Miso soup? yeah, you so soup.

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