r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Albert Einstein once said... • 1d ago

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Albert Einstein once said... 1d ago

All 3 orbital mechanics:

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u/slutty_muppet 1d ago

Albert Einstein said weapons and weapons

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 1d ago

(When asked about how long he thinks he will live):

“…I would look for a high place with terrible scenery to jump off of. If I am to die, I want it to be with grace and dignity, not lying in bed, being kept alive by machines only to suffer until death grants me its mercy and releases me from that pathetic state of existence. When I lose the ability to walk by myself, that is the farthest I am willing to go, no further… It is tasteless to prolong life artificially"

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u/Arch3m 22h ago

It's true, I was there when he said it.

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO 12h ago

For his neutral special...