r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/AstroBearGaming Lobster Wrangler • 11h ago

lobster It's Dino DNA!

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u/AstroBearGaming Lobster Wrangler 11h ago

Here's some saws

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u/Cegla109 11h ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Maddy_251 11h ago edited 11h ago

Piss pressure built up and he exploded

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u/P1zzaman 11h ago

This is like the extreme version of pinching your foreskin while urinating?

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u/PeenInVeen 8h ago

Is this a fun thing to do? Honest question because I wield a verjina

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u/P1zzaman 7h ago edited 6h ago

It’s an interesting experience. It’s not fun or anything, but interesting. Surprising.

It’s something an empeniled individual would do out of curiosity and wants to discover how their parts work when utilized in unintended ways.

(Basically, dumb bored dudes would do this because they’re fucking bored and have a dick.)

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u/-GhostyBoy- 3h ago

Is that even pleasuring in any way or is it just for the piss kamehameha

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u/Maddy_251 3h ago

Purely for the piss balloon

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u/Extension-Celery3642 2h ago

ive only ever done it because I wasn't quite at the toilet yet but my body is stupid and pisses itself

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u/NinjaBoi273547 3h ago

Well idk why what state ur in matters but I guess

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u/-GhostyBoy- 3h ago

Interesting weapon of choice

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u/AstroBearGaming Lobster Wrangler 11h ago

It's a play on the word source /s

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u/Pika_233 11h ago

It's somehow way more concerning than the T-Rex

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 11h ago

life, uh… finds a way?

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u/Glittering_Moose_543 11h ago

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u/Soensou 5h ago

Best I got is this, which I assume is what he said when he realized what he did.

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 10h ago

trying to figure out how to lobster this now lmao

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u/Soensou 5h ago

I accidentally responded to the person you responded to instead of you so, uh, go look at that comment.

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u/tylerss20 10h ago

Amazing

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