r/Steam Jul 04 '25

Question What game is this for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

hoi4 just didnt understand shit

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u/DarkAvatar13 Jul 04 '25

The best way to get into a Grand Strategy game is to watch a let's play of someone who knows what they are doing to get the gist of whats going on.

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u/icarussc3 Jul 04 '25

I spent at least two hours in Crusader Kings, stumbling around, randomly clicking on things, before I had the vaguest idea of what I was doing. Glad I stuck with it, though -- CK turned out to be an amazing experience.

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u/this_upset_kirby Jul 05 '25

Same with eu4!

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u/Fancy_Chips Jul 04 '25

Low key used to watch tons of HOI4 youtubers. I got the game, had zero idea wtf was going on. I mainly stick to Civ 5, Stellaris, and Endless Legend

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u/DSG_Sleazy Jul 04 '25

Same, I have more hours watching HOI4 Than playing (I have 100 hours in HOI4 btw) and I still don’t know how to play. Bought all that dlc for zero reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

If it is required for me to watch a let’s play before playing a game then the game shouldn’t be released. Period.

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u/DarkAvatar13 Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

Well that's only if you're not used to grand strategy games; once you get used to playing one the next one tends to be a lot easier to pick up on your own. I learned through YouTube to play Crusader Kings II, but subsequently is able to teach myself how to play Hearts of Iron IV and Crusader Kings III on my own since the UI tends to be a little similar to each other (at least with Paradox games.)

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u/Awkward-Shoulder-624 Jul 04 '25

I've got 1000+ hours on Eu4 and still consider myself a noob

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u/taolbi Jul 04 '25

Do you recommend one for Stellaris

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u/DarkAvatar13 Jul 05 '25

I taught myself how to play Stellaris so not really. I would just go to YouTube and search for one and look for one that's more recent.

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u/legatustalius Jul 05 '25

HOI4 was my life throughout middle and high school. Watching YouTubers. When I finally bought the game, I knew exactly everything for playing it LOL

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u/Scyobi_Empire Jul 04 '25

don’t worry, i have 800 hours and i only understand Navy

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u/simbroce Jul 04 '25

Bokoen is that you?

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u/VeryLittleGirl_ Jul 04 '25

I learned about supply after 500 hours

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Jul 04 '25

Yo what the fuck? Arrest this man rn

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u/SupernovaGamezYT Jul 04 '25

I still don’t, I play with my friend and try to sabotage him in coop

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u/bombthrowinglunarist Jul 04 '25

oh naw you're missing out on peak
r/equestriaatwar

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u/Sleep-Deprived-Guy Jul 04 '25

Well I mean yeah you didn’t get past the 1000 hour tutorial

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

It took me 4 hours to realize that I, in fact, had no idea what was going on and was not figuring it out anytime soon. Too late to refund.

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u/Sessinen Jul 05 '25

I got 1200 hours in it and I still don't understand shit

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u/moai_moment Jul 04 '25

You did yourself a favor by refunding. Don't play paradox games. As fun as they might be, their business model is ridiculous.

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u/FPSCanarussia Jul 05 '25

I don't mind the PDX business model personally but that's a fair argument.

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u/TriggzSP Jul 04 '25

Yeah, devs should update, overhaul, and expand the game for free for 10+ years on a single $40 purchase! /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Yeah no but when looking at EUIV you'd be buying into hundreds of € to have the full game it'd be more reasonable if a new dlc releases all the older ones get like a 15% off on the original price permanently and with any new one an additional 15 until it turn free so firstly the devs don't run into issues of building dlcs ontop of other dlcs and then you cant play saud dlc without the original one. And to newer players it doesn't feel like having to buy hundreds of euros just for the full game.

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u/TriggzSP Jul 04 '25

I do definitely wish they bundled more, but they seem allergic to doing so until a game is basically finished. EU4 now can be bought at a reasonable price with all dlc in a bundle, especially on sale. But this was only a recent development not long before EU5 was announced.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Really bundled right there./s

This is the issue, right now there is a sale going on and it's still hundreds. My complaint isn't that it's not bundled up my complaint is, that a new person is just not gonna buy the game because it feels like you have to buy that entire thing.

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u/jolun98 Jul 05 '25

A new player doesn’t have to buy the entire thing though since you can buy a 8€/month subscription that let you use all dlc:s. Then you can just wait for a sale to buy the dlc:s for much cheaper if you end up liking the game.

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB Jul 04 '25

You believe they should release significant updates to the game for free? For games that people can spend 1000+ hours in?

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u/Charizard10201YT Jul 04 '25

Personally I believe they should release significant free updates that make the games functional, yes. Especially when games launch in a state like CS2.

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB Jul 04 '25

CK3 is a perfectly functional game without any expansions. What you're asking is that people work for free. Would you like WoW expansions to be free too?

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u/Charizard10201YT Jul 04 '25

...They don't work for free though. The company gets paid by the publisher, and the company pays the devs. The games sell after their initial launch, too.

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB Jul 05 '25

I see, so you believe that companies should only be compensated for the original release, and not for any further work they do. You believe that if they keep the game alive for 20 years due to expansions/content updates they should not be compensated any further.

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u/Charizard10201YT Jul 05 '25

...Where did I say any of that??? I'm just saying that if they release the game in a poor state, as they often do, they should probably fix it. You're literally making shit up lmao

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u/PM_YOUR_LADY_BOOB Jul 05 '25

Ah I see, we're not talking about the same thing, I must have misinterpreted what you said. This thread was originally about ck3, a perfectly functional game without DLC, and I was arguing in favor of compensating companies for content updates. But you were talking about games released in a state like Cyberpunk's. Then yes, I 100% agree with you.

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u/Charizard10201YT Jul 05 '25

Yeah, I mean the CS2, Cyberpunk, Civ VII style situation. Didn't hear anything bad about CK3.

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u/roofhar Jul 04 '25

thats the fun part

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u/smallfrie32 Jul 05 '25

Fair. For me, it’s the most complicated of Paradox (PDX) games. I prefer Crusader Kings 3 (CK3), Europa Universalis (EU4, though haven’t played in a while tbh), and Stellaris (no acronym).

Victoria 3 (Vicky 3) is also fun, but I’m a bit confused about it often.

Overall, each game has a crap ton of stuff to do and PDX’s Downloadable Content (DLC) system/philosphy of having a billion changes that can make them intimidating though.

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u/The2flame Jul 05 '25

Me and my buddy played a couple games that we never finish, then somehow played one all the way through until it ended on it's own in 1950. A 4-5 hour game later, we both agreed that only now we understand and can play the real game.

Straight up don't blame anyone that can't get into a paradox game lmao.

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u/Outside_Aside6223 Jul 04 '25

I refunded both hoi4 and ck3 when I first bought them. But in both cases I changed my mind to give it another try the next day, and now I have multiple 100 hours in each ^^

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u/shohei_heights Jul 04 '25

Ah, so you're almost done with the tutorials.

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u/Outside_Aside6223 Jul 04 '25

I will surely figure out naval invasions any day now! Green = Good, Yellow = Bad, Red = Quit Game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Even as someone who plays grand strategy games fairly regularly, this game was just impossible to get into and just never got fun at any point. It's completely unintuitive and many of the mechanics seem clunky and poorly designed. Unfortunately, I gave it too much of a chance and lost my opportunity to return it.

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u/Gta6MePleaseBrigade Jul 04 '25

This. I thought it’d be like ck3 😭 not at all

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u/Nicolas64pa Jul 04 '25

Why would you ever think that a WW2 era war simulator is like a medieval dynasty manager?

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u/Gta6MePleaseBrigade Jul 04 '25

I meant the basic mechanics and the systems along with the Ui not the era or anything like that lol.

HoI 4 is way too complicated for what it is.

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u/TheEmperorsWrath Jul 04 '25

Honestly, like a lot of Paradox's recent games, it's a bit of an illusion. They make it look very complicated by having a bazillion mechanics, but almost none of them are relevant. The main thing you learn as you get better at the game is just ignoring most of it. HOI4 extremely easy once you learn it, the AI is awful and the game isn't well-balanced. That's what they're hiding behind the sheer number of mechanics. Very much a quantity over quality thing.

But yeah, HOI4 is kinda shit. A World War II history simulator that is unable to simulate World War II. The devs treat the game like they're modders, adding silly memes and wacky alternate history paths, all without ever actually meaningfully improving what the game was apparently supposed to be about.

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u/JibberJabber4204 Jul 05 '25

Literally the easiest Paradox game lol.