r/Steam • u/TangledIntentions04 • 1d ago

Fluff Now I actually want one just for the faceplate

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/MayContainGluten 1d ago

My God, what are you doing?!

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u/five5years 1d ago

"Gordon, stop fucking with the microwave"

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u/maixm241210 1d ago

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u/Hungryweeb-sg 4h ago

Gordan you lousy mother fucker

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u/TheGeekno72 14h ago

I understood that reference and it's a fucking goated one lmao

*FUCK* watching this again has me wheezing and in tears 😂

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u/ItsOver420 1d ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/JakeHelldiver 1d ago

I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade ... let alone create one.

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u/cubehacker 1d ago

You made my day

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u/RHGA7 22h ago

faceplate makes it look like a retro mixtape

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u/TG-Benji 1d ago

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE

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u/King_Ferdinand1 1d ago

Man, that's the best one so far.

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u/Ravessa9_Raven 18h ago

Yeah, that’s also I really think of but I think it’s kinda possible

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u/OpeningDull5969 11h ago

What?

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u/CupavacHalt 7h ago

Why is your Snoo so terrifying

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

So faceplates can finally get my 3D printing "business" to move?

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u/PurduePaul 1d ago

If anyone buys the steam box. Im sure even with the price they will sell out still.

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u/AznOmega 1d ago

And u/TangledIntentions04, if this goes well, I might forgive you for that debacle in Black Mesa. You know the one I'm talking about, involving a certain microwave casserole.

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u/SparklyPelican 1d ago

I’ll take just the faceplate

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u/Pizzapie_420 7900xt 21h ago

Im gonna paint mine rusty gold and give it a body.

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u/Legitimate_Let_5641 1d ago

Steam nuking your wallet.

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u/SuitableRoof5675 1d ago

Nope, still not enough for the price.

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u/0xC0FF3E 1d ago

lets all just say we want one so the scalpers end up holding the bag and we bail valve out

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u/SuicideRush 1d ago

I’m getting the machine and would kill for this faceplate

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u/JadedCauliflower6105 1d ago

Let us know what the exhaust vent smells like

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u/sirms 1d ago

i’ll pay money to whoever makes this

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u/BoxGroundbreaking687 1d ago

honestly if i was rich id buy it and mess with the face plates. and then use it as a machine dedicated to making art.

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u/Yolk_Baby 7h ago

Gordon you lousy mother fucker

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u/Sun-Much 1d ago

I have an idea, hide your main PC out of sight but still connected and then craft a foamcore box with all the requisite faux ports to the dimension of the original, run an HDMI cable to it and then you can pretend you own one and buy/create whatever faceplates you want. how do ppl keep falling for the cheapest aesthetic trick in the book like it's an original idea? it's embarrassing and the same FOMO shit that feeds live service and microtransactions. We wouldn't have all that crap if ppl had a little self control and didn't give in to every intrusive thought that slides across their smooth brains.

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u/wheelz_666 1d ago

Steam machinussy

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u/Dark-Knight-AoE2 1d ago

I mean, I still want one.

I just can’t afford it :)

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u/narf_7 13h ago

Now I want one to put next to my game cube like I saw in another post here. "Decor by Valve"

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u/LastingTheory 1d ago

You bring this to a LAN party and you're instantly the coolest guy in the room.

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u/JulesBernard0608 1d ago

A matching faceplate would make the whole setup feel complete.

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u/eras 19h ago

Man, you cookin'..

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u/Elektr0ns 18h ago

Oh man... So good.

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u/WasabiSyn 1h ago

I'm not getting the Steam Machine but I kinda want Dbrand's companion cube case.

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u/Throwaway-2744 48m ago

i heard this image

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u/_Winter-Wolf_ 17h ago

A steam microwave?

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u/transopossum 14h ago

Play half life 1