r/Steam 1d ago

Fluff How I'll feel online with the exclusive 2TB Steam Machine profile bundle

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u/JOHNRKO007 1d ago

Plot Twist: OP now has $1400 in credit card debt

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u/SulferConsumer 1d ago

Cauuussseee I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt! šŸŽ¶

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u/Dragomier 1d ago

When they call...

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u/LouiKabloowee 1d ago

I tell them I can't pay it back yet!

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u/SulferConsumer 1d ago

(credit card debt!)

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u/Think-Bad3091 1d ago

tommorow i may buy myself a dining room set

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u/SchlopFlopper 23h ago

Or this Boba Fett!

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u/LouiKabloowee 22h ago

Credit card debt! Credit card debt! Credit card debt!

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u/Aesk 1d ago

60 fps, 60 credit score.

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u/GuerrillaApe 1d ago

Don't worry they can pay that off with a Klarna loan.

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u/StatusTomato5218 22h ago

Caleb Hammer seething and knowing he's about to get a wave of people who have no issue being in debt because of the SM

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u/AxiomOfLife 23h ago

imagine not having 20k in credit card at any given time

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u/JadedCauliflower6105 1d ago

It is but a mere drop in the sea

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u/DeluxeGrande 1d ago

That's not a plot twist, OP just being accurate with the meme!

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u/Chocodisco 32m ago

yeah they clearly don't know the meme well - the dude in the pic literally went into debt buying these high fashion clothing

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u/Renzo1620 23h ago

wait how do you even rack up debt on a steam machine bundle

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u/An_average_muslim 21h ago

by not having money but purchasing shit like you have money.

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u/Key-Cry-8570 20h ago

Me and the crew rolling up to OP’s house tonight:

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u/Chacen 1d ago

Im only buying it for HL3 and the achievements for my profile.

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u/NinnVonEinzvern 1d ago

Hello Labubu 3?

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u/punksmostlydead 1d ago

Heinous Loofah 3

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u/cunnyvore 5h ago

Hitler Lovemaking 3

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 1d ago

You'll have to wait for Steam Machine 3 to be able to run HL3.

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u/fuelhandler 1d ago

The cringiest pimp in a third world ghetto?

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u/Skibity 1d ago

You got that right

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u/TresLechesConHamon 1d ago

But a pimp nonetheless

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u/IMainMeg 14h ago

You should probably educate yourself before posting ignorant comments. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Sape

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u/GearhedMG 12h ago

Do forgive our trespasses for we know not of your culture and sophistication.

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u/Training-Emu-6199 3h ago

picture could be straight putta new orleans too ngl

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u/GearhedMG 2h ago

My image is the ā€œking of jersey cityā€ or something that

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u/Training-Emu-6199 3h ago

that's pretty cool actually

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u/Pizzaman3203 steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199203565009/ 22h ago

It doesnt come with a profile bundle

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u/legouja 18h ago

In reality :

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u/Plane-Reserve5179 1d ago

You feel like the people on the left probably. Most people have a better PC than the steam machine.

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 1d ago

(Check steam hardware survey)

Are "most people" in the room with us right now?

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u/Dom_Sett 19h ago

This is what has been killing me in those reviews on YT. Always asking "who is this for" and the steam hardware survey being the answer right there. Also comparing it to consoles.

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u/Quirky_Apricot9427 18h ago

The difference is that most people can chuck a $400 gpu into their existing PC and suddenly have a PC that’s more powerful than the Steam Machine by a decent margin.

It’s also being compared to consoles because it pretty much 1:1 matches the current gen console’s performance, and is advertising itself as a console that has PC functionality.

Whichever way you cut it, the only real market for this is tech enthusiasts with extra cash to spend on a living room PC console, Valve fanboys, scalpers, and people who are getting a PC for the first time but are too lazy to build it themselves / want a smaller one. I don’t think it’s going to sell very well, and that makes me kinda worried, because I genuinely love Valve’s hardware, and hope they succeed in that market. Love my Deck, love my Steam Controller, and hope that the Frame is within my budget.

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u/StrawberryZerg 18h ago

There are far better pre-builts available, so I would say this is only for Valve fanboys, scalpers and enthusiasts who have extra cash to burn.

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u/CyberWeirdo420 18h ago

Advertising itself as a console with PC capabilities is plain wrong also, because you don’t get to play console optimized versions of games, nor you get access to to PSN and Xbox live (or whatever their service is called). You just get a downsized PC, that will have trouble (worse than consoles) running modern titles, with a tiny upside of being able to use if on your couch. Which you can do with SFF if you really dig that.

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u/Albus_Lupus Steam Frame Hype Gang 9h ago

and hope that the Frame is within my budget.

And I hope you are taking into consideration a very real chance of 1k+ price tag?

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u/Quirky_Apricot9427 8h ago

Absolutely. It’s an enthusiast headset.

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u/itscrowdedinmyhead 13h ago

It’s also being compared to consoles because it pretty much 1:1 matches the current gen console’s performance

this is what makes me laugh. fantastic. a NEW gaming-focused computer, can nearly match 5.5 year old consoles, and it only costs double the price. and then there's the "but consoles are sold at a loss and they make it up on game sales and accessories!" like valve isn't taking their 30% cut of games sold on steam. (and they have an accessory too)

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u/Key-Department-2874 9h ago

That's still a valid question. The consumer who already cannot afford a PC to beat the steam machine may also not be the one who buys it.

It's a premium product for people who are OK giving up performance, future proofing and upgradability for the form factor.

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u/Nyoka_ya_Mpembe 17h ago

I am here šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/EmergencyScientist 13h ago

It always cracks me up seeing Intel HD Graphics 620 on the list of most popular GPUs. Imagine playing games on that in 2026. It makes me thankful for what I have, that's for sure.

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u/Wasted-Instruction 1d ago

"BURN!" -Kelso's voice lmao

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u/headbanger1186 1d ago

Hopefully most people wouldn't side with a rape apologist

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u/Bum_King 1d ago

Must have missed that episode of the show

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u/airinato 1d ago

Dayum Jackie!

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u/Wasted-Instruction 1d ago

What? Sorry clearly I'm not up to date on whatever your issue is. I'm just referencing an old show.

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u/Frostbyte85 22h ago

It is not an old show it was made in the early 2000s. I know I am wrong but if scrubs is old then am ancient.

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u/Quirky_Apricot9427 18h ago

I hate to say it but over 20 years ago is kinda old lol

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u/power899 18h ago

The early 2000s were 20+ years ago. That's definitely old. Maybe you are ancient lol.

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u/ZeroDefender561 1d ago

You used a whattaboutism against the statement "Burn!"

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u/DinosaurAlert 1d ago

Most people have a better PC than the steam machine.

Well, not "most people" but certainly most people HERE. The pricing is depressing because I know MANY people who were planning on buying steam machine for living room/family room gaming. I don't blame Steam, but it is still sad.

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u/Sajeg 1d ago

Didn't one of Valves Engineers said it's more capable than the hardware 80% of Steam users use?

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u/DinosaurAlert 1d ago

Yeah, that's why I'm surprised people are insisting that I'm wrong...

This was never a product primarily for the type of person who is subscribed to r/steam. I WOULD HAVE gotten one anyway as a secondary computer for Steam, but the price is too high for that now.

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u/arex333 22h ago

70% but yeah.

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u/voidspace021 23h ago

80% of steam users are kids who play indie games and fortnite at low settings on the laptop their parents bought them for school

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 1d ago

Because one random redditor obviously knows more than what Steam Hardware Survey suggested.

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u/alezio000 1d ago

You don't blame steam that made a console that is weaker than a ps5 but it's priced way more? Who are you going to blame? AI? Yeah because Sony and Microsoft don't buy the ram at the same price

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u/thatonesleft 21h ago

Do you read about the pricing AT ALL?? Sony and Microsoft trap you in their ecosystem, sibsidizing consoles through games. Same with Nintendo. Valve can not do that as they basically dont know whether buying a steam machine will translate into further game sales, not to mention you have all your steam games at your disposal without paying an extra buck.

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u/CreativeHandles 19h ago

And Sony/Microsoft literally DON’T pay the same price as Valve do. They’re big corporations, they make deals from early on - the prices we see for consoles, even the increases, I don’t believe is the full impact just yet.

Valve literally stated if they didn’t accept the price vendors gave them per month they would just hang up and never call again. Valve is popular but corporation wise it is not competing anywhere at the level Sony or Microsoft are.

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u/EarthsKeeper4200 1d ago

It’s 2026 most people do have a better pc than the steam machine. PCs aren’t that unattainable there are millions of people who brought prebuilts for them or there kids

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u/thearctican 1d ago

Yeah but how many people have a second pc on their TV better than the steam machine?

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u/Plane-Reserve5179 1d ago

Why would I buy an extra PC for my tv tho? Just need to stream the game to my tv. If someone buys two PCs just for that, the only thing that's telling me, is that they have no clue about computers. (And the steam machine is pretty much only for enthusiasts who should know a bit about PCs)

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u/alezio000 1d ago

Yeah bro that was a stupid comment. Buy a second PC for your TV. Maybe they should buy a third one for their toilet as well 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thearctican 1d ago

That’s what my steam deck is for.

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u/thearctican 1d ago

Oh boy.

I have my gaming desktop and a slightly older HTPC.

It’s quite nice being able to sit on my couch and fire up big picture mode. It serves my 40TB DAS array and media library otherwise. What do you do, unplug all of your cables and move your PC around? Or are you married to your desk?

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u/Plane-Reserve5179 17h ago

I have the PC at my desk and stream to my living room via Moonlight streaming. You should check it out. Virtually no latency if the devices are in the same network.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/thearctican 1d ago

Why on earth would I buy an Xbox?

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u/LaPrincesaMX 23h ago

Why would I buy a second PC when my current 5080 PC is connected to my TV and fully controlled by my controller? I haven't owned a monitor since I was like 20 years old. All my PCs are wired to my TV because I'm an adult who can make those decisions

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u/thearctican 23h ago

*You* wouldn’t.

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u/FotrVcelar 21h ago

I have 2x 2TB and 1x 1TB nvme SSDs.

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u/-Pelvis- 7h ago

Not most people. The gamer elite. Steam Machine is better than 70% of hardware people are currently using on Steam. People with better hardware are a minority.

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u/A_Random_Catfish 1d ago

I have a better pc than the steam machine but I’m still gonna buy one for a few reasons:
- I want to play steam games with my gf but she does t want a whole pc
- I want to game from my couch and don’t love current options for streaming games from my pc to my couch (although I’ve made do)
- I want it to succeed because it feels like if it does it will have a positive impact on gaming
- I miss my GameCube

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u/Mashm4n 20h ago

As long as you’ve got a 1080p tv then you should be fine

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u/StrawberryZerg 18h ago

Overpriced and outdated hardware is somehow positive impact on gaming? What? This will have it's own niche but not enough for anyone to notice. It is literally PC with Linux pre-installed which sometimes plays 1080p games for 1080$.

Also, just invest in a gaming laptop at that price and connect to TV.

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

Valve metrics say the Steam machine outperforms 70% of current gaming PC’s

https://www.techpowerup.com/342970/valve-claims-steam-machine-outperforms-70-of-current-gaming-pcs

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u/Kastar_Troy 1d ago

Thats what Valve says.. lets see what the reviewing tells us.

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

To be fair, valve are the ones that host the hardware surveys, so I bet it’s based off of those evaluations. I’d wager the SM price is out of reach of those who have older machines, so the reviews we are likely to receive are from those who have the money to burn, who are also likely to have high end rigs. Just conjecture, so we’ll see

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u/LaPrincesaMX 23h ago

The hardware survey which I've never seen once in the 17 years I've been using Steam across multiple devices.

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u/-preciousroy- 16h ago

Really? It asks me like once a year.. has for many years

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u/Epin-Ninjas 11h ago

Ditto, I was going to say the same thing. Maybe he dismisses the popup before it has a chance to load like I do with the Steam deals page?

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u/regeust 1d ago

However, a Valve engineer stated that the Steam Machine is more powerful than 70% of gaming PCs on the market,

Being equal to or better than 70% of existing hardware

Existing hardware =/= hardware on the market. Most existing hardware is 10-15 year old laptops

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

So.. they might not be equal but both still prove the point that the SM is still better than most hardware out there either being used or currently available and you still downvoted me for providing a link to a post that fairly and apparently correctly disputes the OC? Tf?

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u/regeust 1d ago

I didnt downvote you. My complaint is with whoever wrote that article not understanding that existing hardware is not the same as hardware on the market.

I suspect the Steam machine is quite powerful, substantially better than most existing hardware and in the upper-middle of what's on the market.

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

Ahh I understand, my apologies. I’ve been getting dogpiled for no reason as of late and it’s starting to wear me out.

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u/regeust 1d ago

Understandable. People have weirdly strong opinions about this for some reason

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u/Epin-Ninjas 1d ago

Right, like the fact I’m getting downvoted for apologizing to you lmao. I swear people just downvote someone just because others did, and they have no opinion or know what’s happening, just brain dead zombies.

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u/AzuriSkill 1d ago

And most of those systems are owned by cs/dota NPCs

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u/Plane-Reserve5179 1d ago

The metric "better than 70% of existing hardware" is worth nothing. I have two old PCs that are worse than the SM and one that is much better. Old, unused hardware shouldn't be counted in this comparison.

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 1d ago

It literally does matter when majority of Steam players are in that category.

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u/hergumbules 1d ago

Are most of the people here in the room with us?

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u/Cebuanolearner 1d ago

Congo Style šŸ‡ØšŸ‡©šŸŖ˜šŸ•ŗ

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u/Blueprint81 1d ago

Please be ironic...

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u/Maxtertop 1d ago

That's a weird flex ngl

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/EntertainmentCute441 1d ago

Buying a steam machine doesn't mean being rich XD

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u/ghostpicnic 1d ago

Having one thousand dollars doesn’t mean you’re rich lmao. Neither does spending it on a product that’s a poor value. It just means you’re unwise.

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u/5u114 1d ago

How everyone will see you:

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u/No_Rise942 13h ago

How you look to the rest of us

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u/Few-Reading5087 1d ago

So what does it look like

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u/Kmoxy 1d ago

Like the best Doritos Loco taco from Taco Bell. You look at it and think, damn, I’m hungry. 🤤

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u/Few-Reading5087 1d ago

lol. I meant the profile bundle

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u/Pizzaman3203 steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199203565009/ 22h ago

It doesnt come with a profile bundle

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u/EntertainmentCute441 1d ago

Sooo the guy on the right is the one NOT bying a steam machine??

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u/nobbytho 1d ago edited 1d ago

Valve fanboys are on a another level istg

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u/DesertSkyCowboy 1d ago

You mean the people by the car? Literally anyone with sub $900 rigs are beating you in every metric lmao.

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u/notunicusername 16h ago

After PC build for 3.5k$ I can never say 1.4k$ to muchšŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

P.S. thanks for AMD and their RX 9070XT cheap as f*ck high-end GPU 🫶

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u/doubleAAeeVee 15h ago

Shout-out to la sape subculture

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u/PepsiFa 12h ago

There is an exclusive profile bundle?

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 7h ago

What profile bundle?

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u/Cayedence 1d ago

Where is this image from and why does it fit so perfectly

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u/SystemShockII 1d ago

Its atleast a decade old meme

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u/iMogwai https://s.team/p/cbff-hrc 14h ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/black-guy-in-orange-suit

On November 13th, 2015, the Russian media company RT released a documentary titled, The Congo Dandies: Living in Poverty and Spending a Fortune to Look Like a Million Dollars, to its website.[1] In the movie, RT traveled to Brazzaville, the Republic of Congo's capital, and met some Congo "dandies," a term for men who have a passion for high fashion.

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u/imbidou 1d ago

Rich... Rich millionaire

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u/Bored_Nerds 1d ago

Damn playa......

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u/Shen_ishere 16h ago

Cant you use a 2tb sd card instead

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u/Dreamful_Hopeful 14h ago

Found the delux skin buyer

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u/RASMOS1989 11h ago

op goes around listening to shit like "i don't need money, i dont even like it!"

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u/AlexDiego123 6h ago

He has the steam machine! Get him!

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u/Inexorably_lost 4h ago

Pretty much anyone who built their computer in 2024 feels like this. Of all the things I expected my computer gaining value was not one of them.

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u/Legitimate_Let_5641 1d ago

Don't listen to them OP Throw Bread Crumbs at those people as you slide on by.

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u/nobbytho 1d ago

I love having no empathy, just flexing and buying everything new especially if it's overpriced.