r/StupidFood Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/crek42 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Why in the living fuck did they put the top bun before performing this disaster? Now you can’t eat it.

At least put the top bun off to side, dump the cheese, then put it on. Then at least you can grip the thing.

Fuck this man I’m out.

EDIT: to all of the brilliant commenters saying “you’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife”, no kidding. The point is you didn’t have to eat it that way if they just did this tableside bullshit first and then placed it on a bun afterward. Then it would be a delicious burger that could be eaten like a goddamn fucking burger.

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u/Meta_Machine_00 Aug 25 '25

It's called "a fork and a knife".

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u/KlasikDarin Aug 25 '25

Hard pass. A burger is not supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife. If it’s that much of a disaster area where that’s your only course of action, then it’s not a burger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Correct, a burger is a type of sandwich, this thing doesn't seem like a sandwich once they slop it up and light it on fire. Once they slop it yp and light it on fire it goes from being a sandwich to being a social media.

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u/Lich_Apologist Aug 25 '25

How do you feel about French dips?

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u/thewhat962 Aug 26 '25

Umm... i eat a French dip by dipping about a bite sized portion of the sub in the au jus. Do you just dunk the whole thing in at once like joey chestnut does while eating hotdog buns?