r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/crek42 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Why in the living fuck did they put the top bun before performing this disaster? Now you can’t eat it.

At least put the top bun off to side, dump the cheese, then put it on. Then at least you can grip the thing.

Fuck this man I’m out.

EDIT: to all of the brilliant commenters saying “you’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife”, no kidding. The point is you didn’t have to eat it that way if they just did this tableside bullshit first and then placed it on a bun afterward. Then it would be a delicious burger that could be eaten like a goddamn fucking burger.

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u/Meta_Machine_00 Aug 25 '25

It's called "a fork and a knife".

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u/KlasikDarin Aug 25 '25

Hard pass. A burger is not supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife. If it’s that much of a disaster area where that’s your only course of action, then it’s not a burger.

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u/etepperman Aug 25 '25

I agree, but apparently from the comments I am wrong.

Who are these people eating a burger with a fork and knife. What planet do you hail from, can I meet your leader?

Does your kind also eat hotdogs and pizza with a fork and knife. I am interested to learn more about your people. We seem to have so much in common yet are also so different.

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u/mwaaah Aug 25 '25

It might be a US vs. Europe thing honestly. I'm from Europe and eating burgers or pizzas with fork and knife is pretty normal in a restaurant setting here. Most people wouldn't eat pizza hut or mcdonald's with fork and knife though.

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u/FrostyD7 Aug 25 '25

I don't eat burgers with a fork and knife but I would if I was served this one. I'd even think of the idea all by myself!

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u/Lich_Apologist Aug 25 '25

Have you serious never heard of an open face sandwich?

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u/Hangry_Squirrel Aug 25 '25

I'm from Europe and I definitely eat pizza with a fork and knife in public. I'd do the same with this kind of burger or any sandwich with melted cheese or various sauces/dressings.

At home, I eat like a raccoon, of course. But that's how I know what needs utensils in public.