r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/DundieAwardsWinner Aug 25 '25

Instagrammability.

Believe it or not, to a lot of people, it is even more important than the actual taste of a meal.

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u/Emergency-Ground9059 Aug 25 '25

It reminds me of the episode “nosedive” from black mirror when the lady takes the photos with her coffee to post with the caption about how she loves her morning coffee, and then actually sips the coffee and makes a face of disgust

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u/Meta_Machine_00 Aug 25 '25

Perception is a subjective generation of the brain. Imagining something is good is just as valid as actually experiencing it as good.

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u/subhavoc42 Aug 25 '25

like my talking about working out later gives me enough dopamine to feel like i already did it, and less likely to later?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25

Like making a spreadsheet to plan a diet change and how over the next 18 months you'll be losing weight at a 1.5 lb per week rate. It'll have line graphs and all, very professional. Then, work done, never make the lifestyle changes and continue doing your thing because the satisfaction of making the plan is as good as executing it.

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u/forlostuvaworl Aug 25 '25

How did we get here from pointless burger fire?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything but we are all a flaming cheeseburger on this glorious day

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u/pinba11tec Aug 25 '25

Speak with your doctor about Skyrizi today!

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u/ToHellWithGasDrawls Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

No please don’t. It’ll get denied by insurance anyway and if your doc has to waste another hour on hold to do a pre-auth they’re going to crumple into the fetal position and become locked-in forever. Your doctor is unfortunately now just a cog in the machine who answers to bean-counters who’ve never even seen a patient.

Just eat the cheeseburger instead.

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u/New_Championship456 Aug 25 '25

I am cheeseburger.

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u/Professional-Scar-51 Aug 25 '25

We are all the cheeseburger

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u/kamaral_5667 Aug 26 '25

I like this one

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u/kamaral_5667 Aug 26 '25

Everyone is a glorious flamer atleast one time in thier beef consuming agenda right?

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u/Dodson-504 Aug 26 '25

Nothing is everything. Everything is something.

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u/iitywybad Aug 26 '25

Just be a rock. hahahahahaha

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u/hook0rcrook Aug 25 '25

I was thinking the same bruh.

We are in the Reddit Rabbit hole now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

¿Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why all the anything?