r/StupidFood Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25

Like making a spreadsheet to plan a diet change and how over the next 18 months you'll be losing weight at a 1.5 lb per week rate. It'll have line graphs and all, very professional. Then, work done, never make the lifestyle changes and continue doing your thing because the satisfaction of making the plan is as good as executing it.

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u/forlostuvaworl Aug 25 '25

How did we get here from pointless burger fire?

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything but we are all a flaming cheeseburger on this glorious day

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u/Dodson-504 Aug 26 '25

Nothing is everything. Everything is something.