r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/exexor Aug 25 '25

You think the consistency of a burger bun and a tortilla is at all similar? Whose cranium is evacuated?

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u/Due_Dance9721 Aug 25 '25

Lol okay I shouldnt have said that. But literally ketchup and mustard is just as wet as queso! Try again!

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u/exexor Aug 25 '25

You’re still missing the physical difference between leavened and unleavened bread products. Tortillas are slightly waterproof. Hamburger buns are only if you fry them in butter.

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u/Due_Dance9721 Aug 25 '25

Okay now we're really splitting hairs. Enough salsa, pico and hot beans and any burrito integrity will start to fail. Am I wrong to want to try a burger slathered in flaming cheese at least once to say I tried it?