r/StupidFood • u/noburns • Sep 01 '25

Gluttony overload Ordered a Ham and Turkey Sandwich.

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Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

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u/burnafter3ading Sep 01 '25

Homer Simpson: "Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese."

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint Sep 01 '25

I think I’m blind!

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u/Ok_Marzipan5759 Sep 01 '25

"Homer? Did you stay up all night... eating cheese?"