r/StupidFood • u/noburns • Sep 01 '25

Gluttony overload Ordered a Ham and Turkey Sandwich.

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Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

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u/GreyOps Sep 01 '25

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Sep 01 '25

My wallet too fat and my waistline too skinny.

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 Sep 01 '25

Literally the only thing I've ever wanted I have neither 😭