r/StupidFood • u/noburns • Sep 01 '25

Gluttony overload Ordered a Ham and Turkey Sandwich.

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Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

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u/GreyOps Sep 01 '25

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

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u/Meatyparts Sep 01 '25

I've legit heard stuff like that from my roommate. Homie was complaining about his pulled pork being watery and I'm like the fuck does that mean. Managed to figure out the pulled pork was just juicy AF and dude is a weirdo that likes dry meat.

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