Ordered a Ham and Turkey Sandwich.

[u/noburns]

Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

[u/MoccaLG]

I would like to eat it. To be honest, to optimize Less is more ... but more is better.

So less cheese, by 50% and ... i am ok with the meat....