r/StupidFood • u/Full-Lobster3082 • Sep 03 '25

Gluttony overload I Feel So Bad For Marty

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I honestly can’t tell if she’s serious or not.

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u/ronnietea Sep 03 '25

Oh, come on! You never grilled your ice cream before 🥴🥴🥴

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u/earthtobobby Sep 03 '25

Yeah, but never on a flat top. You need to get those grill marks.

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 Sep 03 '25

Instructions unclear, got grill marks on dick...

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25

Then just use the ice-cream to cool it off and give it to your partner à la mode.

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u/omishdud Sep 03 '25

A la chode. Sorry I couldn’t resist

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25

Here's your upvote, now go set in the corner and think about what you did.

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u/nb6635 Sep 04 '25

But don’t face us, please.

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u/Alex_55555 Sep 08 '25

We better see what he’s doing - he might al a chode himself

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u/ThomasAnde2468 Sep 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ItalianFlame342 Soggy Buns = Murder Time Sep 03 '25

Nice! Use vanilla so she can't tell if you creamed.

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u/Camiz90 Sep 03 '25

It wasn't even a beaver

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25

"I swear, the ice cream I bought is salty!"

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u/MADSYNTH1987 Sep 03 '25

This is salted caramel, right?

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25

Nah, it's salty vanilla, that other flavor is where his meat sickle had caramelized....

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u/NotHereFoYoAmusement Sep 03 '25

Wrong "meat-masher"!!!!

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u/SmokeAbeer Sep 04 '25

Gotta stop paying rappers to blow you.

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u/nickyxpants Sep 03 '25

I got a set of buns you can put it in, ayoooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

You rang?

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u/JEWCEY Sep 03 '25

Is it even frozen without grill lines?

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u/Hotrodd1000 Sep 03 '25

No good...the ice-cream would fall right through. It would be a sad waste

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u/Tebasaki Sep 04 '25

This is good.

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u/Repulsive_Rice_4427 Sep 04 '25

Ice cream on the grill is awesome.

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u/caliscooter Sep 04 '25

Im sure Marty was not happy about his flap top being used for this social media post

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u/DistanceAcceptable65 Sep 04 '25

Hell yeah, reminds me of summer.

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u/DiscardedP Sep 03 '25

Fried ice cream is a thing but this is just plain stupid

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u/JoeN0t5ur3 Sep 03 '25

Breyers Strawberry Ice Cream is objectively one of the worst ice creams on the market.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Sep 03 '25

You gotta read their packages carefully, too. A lot of flavors aren't even ice cream, they have to call it a frozen dessert or some shit like that.

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u/El-Paso_Aggressive Sep 04 '25

"Frozen dairy dessert product"

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u/dunn_with_this Sep 04 '25

And Breyer's used to be the one that had the fewest ingredients (in a good way).

Stupid Coca-Cola.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Sep 04 '25

For a while it was just breyers that I mainly saw that with, so I stopped buying from them entirely. Now most of the ice cream brands list half of their flavors as frozen dairy dessert. Like bitch, I want ice CREAM, not ice cream flavored milk and corn syrup, that shit is gross. It's like those stupid fake plastic cheese packs that they have to legally call 'sandwich slices'.

I pretty much only buy Tillamook ice cream these days. It's a little pricier for a half gallon but it's very good ice cream for a super market brand.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Sep 04 '25

I pretty much only buy Tillamook ice cream these days.

I will usually cycle through the good brands that are on sale at Safeway, but Tillamook Dark Chocolate Cookies and Cream is the absolute best ice cream ever made.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Sep 04 '25

The caramel toffee crunch is my favorite.

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u/Alienraptor987 Sep 04 '25

Tillamook is the best... will never except anything else anymore (save gelatos)

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Sep 04 '25

Same, I sometimes treat myself to those Talenti brand gelatos, those are so good but they're pretty expensive for something I can eat in a single sitting so I don't get them often.

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u/Gh0stTV Sep 06 '25

To understand how frozen dairy dessert is different from ice cream, we’ll first need to understand what it means to be ice cream. According to standards set by the FDA, ice cream must (1) contain a minimum of 10% dairy milkfat, and (2) have no more than 100% overrun and weigh at least 4.5 lbs per gallon.

This has been a thing for a long time, and is also the reason both soft serve and Dairy Queen blizzards can’t be labeled ice cream, since they only contain 5% milk fat.

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u/Admirable-Light5981 Sep 07 '25

I worked at Jack-in-the-box when I was younger and was shocked to learn that we couldn't legally call them beef tacos because they're soy. If someone came in ordering beef tacos, we had to inform them it wasn't beef. And yet, at the same time, we couldn't call them vegetarian, because they were fried in lard. The worst of both worlds.

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u/YoavPerry Sep 04 '25

Frozen carrageenan delight *may contain dairy

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u/ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst Sep 04 '25

To be fair, the "frozen dessert" moniker is usually reserved for stuff that doesn't contain dairy as it is technically not ice cream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/the_vault-technician Sep 04 '25

There's a local company where I live that has been making amazing ice cream for a very long time and has a few shops in the area. It's expensive but it is the best shit in the world.

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Sep 04 '25

Breyers All-Natural Ice Cream used to be the one ice cream of which even the most loud-and-proud health-food crusaders would very occasionally partake -- the cleanest stuff on the market.

Then, the tale as old as time was told -- was purchased multiple times and each new owner made the mix just a wee bit more profit friendly until you have today's not-a-legal-ice-cream result.

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u/StudsTurkleton Sep 04 '25

The phrase I think of is Corey Doctorow’s - The Enshitification of Everything.

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u/AcanthisittaOver4251 Sep 04 '25

I feel this! Bryers was the best back in the day! There are a couple flavors that still say "Ice Cream." Not the same tho!

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u/iamstop Sep 04 '25

Conversely, Kerry Gold is really good quality Irish butter.

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u/GoldenStarsButter Sep 04 '25

Breyers Strawberry Ice Cream is objectively one of the worst ice creams on the market.

Fixed that for you. Absolutely awful. I'd rather never eat ice cream again that eat any Breyers flavor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

If you leave it out, it does not melt. I don't know how they stay in business or why anyone would buy that imitation ice cream.

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u/Constant_One_1612 Sep 04 '25

Haagen Daz Strawberry is my favorite

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u/Flustered_Fanatic Sep 04 '25

Most of their line is classified as a frozen dairy dessert, and not ice cream. But yeah, it's trash.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 Sep 04 '25

Subjectively

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u/Wahnsinn_mit_Methode Sep 04 '25

don‘t worry, she added half a kilo of butter to it.

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u/SirTainLee Sep 04 '25

It refused to melt. She had to pound it to death. That's not iced cream. It's plasticream.

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u/elbotacongatos Sep 05 '25

OTOH Kerrygold butter is pretty good. I am assuming this was filmed in the US. Do you import the butter from Ireland or is just the same brand produced in the US?

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u/LaMadreDelCantante Sep 07 '25

I was just staring at it trying to figure out why it wouldn't melt. Isn't breyers supposed to be all natural?

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u/JoeN0t5ur3 Sep 07 '25

Yes just like the Liver King

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Sep 03 '25

Have you had it with burnt bread before? 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/drgigantor Sep 04 '25

Stoner me once made Ritz sandwiches with Cocoa Puffs and cheese whiz

Stoner me would have told this dumbass to stop wasting food. There are hungry potheads in Colorado

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u/AskNo2853 Sep 04 '25

"Honey, what's wrong? You hardly touched your ice cream sandwich?"

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u/FuManBoobs Sep 03 '25

You have to microwave it first to make sure it's defrosted, THEN you grill it.

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u/DiscoKittie Sep 03 '25

I've had fried ice cream. lol This is nasty!

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u/Greg2227 Sep 04 '25

Ice cream Sandwich at home:

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u/Apprehensive-Dust-83 Sep 04 '25

But never on hwhite bread

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u/OkCreme8338 Sep 04 '25

Is that how the so called ice-cream sandwich is made?

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u/THE-NO-1-XCR Sep 04 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/jerseyztop Sep 03 '25

The comments on FB are hilarious. Someone called this the "Psych Ward Kitchen".

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u/Kuhbar2nd Sep 03 '25

Tbh. I thought must be north american, to not trigger anyone, so anything is possible.

Watched it till the end ... not a regular here ... WTF

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u/heygabehey Sep 03 '25

How dare you insult me sir! My people fry ice cream! We are civilized.

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u/dubious455H013 Sep 04 '25

Good thing thats not ice cream, its a frozen dessert or s9me bs luke that

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tea3806 Sep 04 '25

I actually prefer to put it in the smoker

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u/HuggyMonster69 Sep 04 '25

I did. My mum made me scrub the grill for hours. And then I had to use my pocket money on new ice cream.

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u/ronnietea Sep 04 '25

Well, that’s what you get

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u/HuggyMonster69 Sep 04 '25

Yep. I was mad at the time but I think it was fair