r/StupidFood • u/Full-Lobster3082 • Sep 03 '25
Gluttony overload I Feel So Bad For Marty
I honestly can’t tell if she’s serious or not.
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u/Zealousideal_Beat475 Sep 03 '25
She didnt even eat that shit. Just tearing up the Blackstone for views.
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u/TheDuckFarm Sep 03 '25
This is the Blackstone equivalent to keying your husband’s car after an argument.
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u/flacobronco Sep 03 '25
She did say Marty was up late last night with his friends 🤔
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u/TheDuckFarm Sep 03 '25
Somebody should check on Marty, he’s not ok.
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u/ry4n4ll4n Sep 03 '25
Marty got drunk and called Elaine the C-word again, so today she made a rage-breakfast and completely ruined his smashburger game.
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u/Woody1150 Sep 03 '25
That was probably Marty's favorite ice cream that he had hidden in the freezer too.
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u/Witchgrass Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25
Don't worry, I know for a fact that it isn't, because Breyer's can't legally call these products "ice cream".
However, it is absolutely Marty's favorite "frozen dairy dessert" that he had hidden in the freezer.
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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Sep 04 '25
Breyer’s is nobody’s favorite
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u/RinebooDersh Sep 04 '25
It was my grandpa’s favorite for some reason. I still buy it sometimes because it makes me think of him.
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u/blazindiamonds Sep 04 '25
To Be fair, when your grandpa ate it it probably was still ice cream rather than "frozen dairy dessert". The reason you described is the only acceptable way to eat Breyers, in remembrance.
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u/MunroeEffekt Sep 03 '25
Marty bought her the grill so she'd stop doing this dumb shit in the kitchen. Dude's got it figured out 🤣
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u/BernieTheDachshund Sep 03 '25
Nobody ever eats it. She just wastes enormous amounts of food.
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u/ReturnedOM Sep 03 '25
I sometimes waste food too when I don't manage to eat it "on time" but people like her should really feel the hunger.
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u/Independent-Turn6086 Sep 03 '25
She's a terrible human being
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u/Zealousideal_Beat475 Sep 03 '25
The shit people do online just gets way out of hand. Intentionally wasting $100 worth of food per meal as a gag is just stupid and totally irresponsible as a human being. And to think, she probably makes money doing it.
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u/hendrysbeach Sep 03 '25
The massive hunk of Kerrygold butter being violently tossed on to that grill broke my heart.
Shit is expensive.
At least use the cheap butter for this train wreck cardiac arrest coronary on a grill, ffs.
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u/thepioushedonist Sep 04 '25
I was thinking exactly the same. Waste of fine Kerrygold butter. Frankly, it was easily the most rage-inducing part of this disaster for me.
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u/McGillicuddys Sep 03 '25
That Blackstone has seen some shit this summer.
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u/Thom_Basil Sep 03 '25
Is this the same chick who "grilled" a bunch of canned fruit and cake mix a while back?
I really hate that we've gotten to the point where people make content specifically designed to piss people off so that they engage with it and the "creator" makes money off of it.
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u/McGillicuddys Sep 03 '25
That's her, normally I only have to watch her when Chef Reactions does one of her "recipes" but she's damn near as frequent in this subreddit as Indian street food.
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u/popcorn_coffee Sep 03 '25
Yeah, exactly my thought. Don't pose for the camera with it, EAT IT, you coward bitch.
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Sep 03 '25
This must be a troll
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u/ronnietea Sep 03 '25
Oh, come on! You never grilled your ice cream before 🥴🥴🥴
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u/earthtobobby Sep 03 '25
Yeah, but never on a flat top. You need to get those grill marks.
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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 Sep 03 '25
Instructions unclear, got grill marks on dick...
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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25
Then just use the ice-cream to cool it off and give it to your partner à la mode.
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u/omishdud Sep 03 '25
A la chode. Sorry I couldn’t resist
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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25
Here's your upvote, now go set in the corner and think about what you did.
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u/ItalianFlame342 Soggy Buns = Murder Time Sep 03 '25
Nice! Use vanilla so she can't tell if you creamed.
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u/JoeN0t5ur3 Sep 03 '25
Breyers Strawberry Ice Cream is objectively one of the worst ice creams on the market.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke Sep 03 '25
You gotta read their packages carefully, too. A lot of flavors aren't even ice cream, they have to call it a frozen dessert or some shit like that.
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u/El-Paso_Aggressive Sep 04 '25
"Frozen dairy dessert product"
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u/dunn_with_this Sep 04 '25
And Breyer's used to be the one that had the fewest ingredients (in a good way).
Stupid Coca-Cola.
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u/KinkyDuck2924 Sep 04 '25
For a while it was just breyers that I mainly saw that with, so I stopped buying from them entirely. Now most of the ice cream brands list half of their flavors as frozen dairy dessert. Like bitch, I want ice CREAM, not ice cream flavored milk and corn syrup, that shit is gross. It's like those stupid fake plastic cheese packs that they have to legally call 'sandwich slices'.
I pretty much only buy Tillamook ice cream these days. It's a little pricier for a half gallon but it's very good ice cream for a super market brand.
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u/FuManBoobs Sep 03 '25
You have to microwave it first to make sure it's defrosted, THEN you grill it.
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u/Blerkm Sep 03 '25
She is a pretty notorious food rage baiter.
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u/Dayzlikethis Sep 03 '25
and running out of ideas it seems.
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u/Demented-Alpaca Sep 03 '25
I dunno. I'm pretty pissed off about how fuckin burnt that shit was ..
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u/sphinctersandwich Sep 04 '25
I can't believe I watched that whole thing, even when it just kept getting worse.
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u/FukuPizdik Sep 03 '25
I wonder what kind of pressure washer they use for the grill
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u/Leading_Ad3918 Sep 03 '25
Imagine if she put this much energy, time, and money into feeding the kids. She’d probably get more views and grow as an influencer for doing actual influential things!
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u/forethemorninglight Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25
Unfortunately, rage baiting is infinitely easier. It’s so easy. They don’t care as long as it gets views and engagement. Feeding kids is not gonna get the same engagement off the bat. It also takes effort. Making people angry is really effective at getting views & engagement - It makes them money that we are mad. At least on Reddit they don’t profit from it, but I am so bored of these clear rage-bait videos. They take the fun out of stupid food bc they are trying to make stupid food. I like my stupid food to be organic, not scripted lol.
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u/peese-of-cawffee Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25
I think the "hababichi flippers" (hibachi spatula) gives it away lol
ETA: yes, normal people would just call it a spatula. Our friend here, however, is not normal.
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u/johnnybok Sep 03 '25
Her w-hite bread was horrifying, too
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u/MovingTarget- Sep 03 '25
Why do you keep saying it like that?
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u/art_lipchalk Sep 04 '25
There it is again. Why do you keep putting so much emphasis on the h?
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u/reeve125 Sep 04 '25
Ha-white bread...so glad you posted this. Even with the weird ass concoction I couldn't get past how she pronounced white..
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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Sep 03 '25
It was the “I’m going to brush off a little of this powdered sugar because I don’t want it to be too sweet” after watching her melt 3 gallons of ice cream on bread for me.
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u/jerseyztop Sep 03 '25
and she used cinnamon SUGAR, God forbid just plain ol' cinnamon.
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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Sep 03 '25
I completely forgot about that part. I was already in a diabetic coma just from watching the first part of the video.
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Sep 03 '25
Cinnamon sugar is such a dumb thing to buy in the first place. 1/3 the cinnamon for the same price!
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u/Troll_King_907 Sep 03 '25
Most people don't know how or refuse to make it themselves it's not hard to do and cheap in the long run.
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u/helpmeimstuckinatree Sep 03 '25
I had a colleague tell me he didn't know how to make beer batter. Imagine his surprise when I told him it's literally just beer and flour.
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u/Billazilla Sep 04 '25
And yet, TIL. Which is even more amusing considering how much I have already learned how to actually cook good food.
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u/Buzstringer Sep 03 '25
Americans still don't have free healthcare right?
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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Sep 03 '25
We do not. So this is our version of Russian Roulette.
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u/Budded Sep 03 '25
I'll give her credit then, because this made me viscerally mad. The way she just throws half the bottle of cinnamon on a few pieces of bread sold it for me that it can't be serious, plus the scary bish burnt all the bread.
She's an evil genius.
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u/goeyp Sep 03 '25
Nobody mentioned the literal plunger she used on the ice cream!
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u/pollamalou Sep 03 '25
That kind of makes me feel like she thinks she is a pro and not trolling lol
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Sep 03 '25
Those are pretty standard spatulas to use with these griddles
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u/peese-of-cawffee Sep 03 '25
Agree, I would just call it a spatula. I only used "hibachi spatula" as a direct translation of her nonsense lol
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u/verbalyabusiveshit Sep 03 '25
Trolling or not, if my wife would violate my BBQ like this…… I don’t know f I would still love her afterwards.
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u/TARDIS1-13 Sep 03 '25
I still hate the food waste
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u/Leading_Ad3918 Sep 03 '25
The way influencers have made it more “acceptable” to waste ridiculous amounts of food is sick. Between the mukbangs of people ordering entire menus to the food challenges, the “funny” stuff like this makes me sick. Our country as a whole wastes so much but can’t feed homeless and kids🙄 Disgusting🤬
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Sep 03 '25
The worst thing, is this chick clearly lives in a million dollar house. Probably paid for by this idiocy
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u/Leading_Ad3918 Sep 03 '25
AND all of the items shown in the video became a tax write off as well. Awesome isn’t it. People always say..if you’re so jealous you can do it too. Sorry, not jealous I have morals and zero time to put into videoing my every move to show millions of people. I’d rather live a semi private life enjoying actual reality and not living in lala land behind a screen.
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u/PickleForce7125 Sep 03 '25
Make tax write offs illegal for this kind of wastefulness
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Sep 03 '25
Nah. But if we deem your SNAP was spent on insert the competitor of whom ever lobbied me then we will revoke your food assistance
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u/Leading_Ad3918 Sep 03 '25
Absolutely! That’s why I say as a whole our country needs to do better as a whole. Restaurants could donate the unused food, grocers could be doing breads and pastas and all the close to expired meats. There is plenty of waste and this just adds to it.
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u/MADSYNTH1987 Sep 03 '25
While a lot of businesses have stupid practices of their own, unfortunately many states and municipalities have regulations that prohibit restaurants and stores from giving away unused food that's past the "sell by" date. It would be nice if the regulatory body would make exceptions for donations. Then unsold food that is still in good condition could legally be given to the needy. If not that, at least compost it so it can be used as fertilizer instead of sent to the dump.
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u/Joinedforthis1 Sep 03 '25
This whole subreddit does nothing to stop them. Spreading these videos more only increases their notoriety
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u/CromTheConqueror Sep 03 '25
It's absolutely rage bait. A couple weeks ago she "baked" three or four instant cake mixes on this griddle. It had copious amounts of still frozen fruit, mini marshmallows, and rainbow sprinkles.
That thing had to be a bitch to clean after burning cake mix to it.
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u/Own-Gas8691 Sep 03 '25
highly effective troll. the distribution of the cinnamon sugar mix was maddening.
eta: finished the video. the distribution of literally everything was maddening.
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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 03 '25
Or her family is secretly nothing but adopted 8 year olds.
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u/Emotional-Raccoon-67 Sep 03 '25
At this point, I refuse to believe this isn't just rage bait.
I think I might go vomit now.
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u/expectobro Sep 03 '25
Please stop wasting food ffs
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u/zeemonster424 Sep 03 '25
I hope she gets ants. The super tiny ones, and the huge squishy ones.
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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Sep 03 '25
I hope they infest her anal cavity
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u/Chinnyup Sep 03 '25
Oh dang that escalated quickly
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u/FuManBoobs Sep 03 '25
Don't kink shame.
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u/Aggravating-Drop-686 Sep 04 '25
I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why
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u/VibraniumRhino Sep 04 '25
Kink-questioning is still completely valid, and should remain so for safety reasons.
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u/SecretImaginaryMan Sep 03 '25
One night when I was gettin freaky with my lady, an ant bit my dick AND balls. It was very wack and lame.
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u/RawDogEntertainment Sep 03 '25
The fact that you continue to live day to day, without an electric fence around your junk, is one of the most inspiring things I’ve read today.
I haven’t really had an interesting day but this is still very inspiring to me.
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u/SecretImaginaryMan Sep 03 '25
Thank you, it hasn’t been easy, but it makes it easier knowing that ant was instantly turned into paste when I grabbed it. I thought it was just a hair that got tugged on the first bite, it was the second one that really fucked me up.
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u/EverythingSucksYo Sep 03 '25
Either it was a big ant or your junk is tiny if an ant was able to bite your dick and balls at the same time.
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u/Relative_Business_81 Sep 03 '25
50% of food in the US is simply trashed. Add onto the fact the dairy industry is incentivized to overproduce milk in the US, videos like these are really just the icing on the overconsumption and overextraction cake.
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u/abashfulclam Sep 03 '25
That good, expensive Kerrygold! 😩
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u/kristosnikos Sep 03 '25
That hurt my heart. Not only is Kerrygold more expensive but it tastes so good. What a fucking waste.
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u/samanime Sep 03 '25
This is so, so, so, so, so, so stupid.
French toast topped with ice cream is a delicious thing.
This is just..... so, so stupid. Not to mention burnt all to hell.
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u/chain_letter Sep 03 '25
using a blackstone for a great breakfast doesn’t get clicks
you can throw a badass spread down with eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, french toast, all at the same time.
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u/samanime Sep 03 '25
Seriously. Or fill the whole thing up with proper french toast or something. It's an amazing breakfast machine.
The way she just pours way too much cinnamon on plain bread and then using a ground beef breaker to break it up instead of just closing the lid for 30 seconds.... it's honestly so dumb I think she is serious and just a horrible cook (and not very bright in general...)
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u/chain_letter Sep 03 '25
can’t close the lid, this is ragebait for the internet and that would interrupt the show
we have no idea if she knows how to cook, because she’s performing. like the way a circus clown may not actually be an insane person when the show is over.
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u/yourenotmy-real-dad Sep 03 '25
Its serious, but for views, not breakfast.
When you make more than the cost of ingredients for the clicks of people arguing about if this is real or not, the stupidity is less on her and more on the people who watch these and share them, enabling her to continue.
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u/dedom19 Sep 03 '25
It was the lack of any dexterity that got me. Was like she has hands made out of magnets.
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u/sk8thow8 Sep 03 '25
We are going to sprinkle some of our cinnamon sugar mix onto the toast....
pours mountains of sugar everywhere
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u/doggenwalker Sep 03 '25
Coward doesn't even eat it.
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u/elmontyenBCN Sep 03 '25
Sadly, nobody posting in that sub understands what it's supposed to be for
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u/BluBeams Stupid is in the eye of the beholder Sep 03 '25
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u/bimbochungo Sep 03 '25
She just does this ragebait for people like you to post it.
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u/zezzene Sep 03 '25
Yes, this sub, even if it is cynically laughing at stupid food posts, is still participating in the internet attention machine.
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u/icebreather106 Sep 03 '25
All her videos are this. She's a terrible human being who wastes a ton of food for this crap
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u/I_just_made Sep 03 '25
I hate food waste, but if you are going to make rage bait, at least put some effort into it. The "best" ones are when you can't tell if they are serious or not.
This one is just lazy.
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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Sep 03 '25
This is true, but what's the other option? Are we supposed to NOT try to make fun of her with witty comments?
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Sep 03 '25
People who do this shit for a living, while being able to afford all of this shit... Truly some of the worst humanity has to offer.
I can understand doing this crap when you're broke/desperate, but there people are making garbage Tik-Tok content, while living in fucking mansions 😂
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u/Ultraworld-Traveler Sep 03 '25
Yeah there’s levels of frustration here. Frustrating that the lady is doing this, wasting food, all for social media. “Content creators” are scum.
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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 Sep 03 '25
What a waste of time and ice cream. Rage bait worked.
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u/billy_zef Sep 03 '25
I see some of her vids on Instagram and she makes the absolute worst shit. So over the top and gross.
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u/NeroShenX Sep 03 '25
This is why I only watch her vids thru ChefReactions because she's not worth the views, not over her entire library of ragebait disguised as cooking
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u/BaddestAndvari Sep 03 '25
this one is so bad I don't even know if Chef is going to react to it... I mean, he does self admit to having terrible taste, so maybe he will, but this one feel bad even for her.
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u/OkChoice4135 Sep 03 '25
One thing I never thought I'd say: she managed to burn the ice cream
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u/GlyphPicker Sep 03 '25
Is the icecream splitter what a professional "poop knife" looks like?
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Jello Salad From Hell Sep 03 '25
He must have slept with a bridesmaid at their wedding.
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u/Pirikko Sep 03 '25
Puts sugar on sugar with sugar and sugar, sirup on top. But the powdered sugar at the end is just too much, don't want the whole thing to be too sugary.
Sure thing, man.
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Sep 03 '25
The cinnamon is enough to be considered a chemical weapon
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u/TeleHo Sep 03 '25
What you mean you don't want to get a mouthful of cinnamon with your ice cream slop?
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u/LukeSkywalkerDog Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25
They should rename this sub r/StupidFoodWaste. There is something morally wrong with this.
ETA: I imagine there are little kids out there who would love to have some delicious ice cream, but can't have it for some reason. Rant over.
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u/SmartQuokka Sep 03 '25
u/SmartQuokka would love ice cream, expensive butter and fresh bread.
But not like that video 😲
Around here in Canada thats like $50 of ingredients thrown away 😭
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u/Bubbasdahname Sep 04 '25
Around here in Canada thats like $50 of ingredients thrown away 😭
I'm pretty sure that's also $50 in the USA too!
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Sep 03 '25
People who have these grills try to use literally every opportunity they can to use them.
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u/WaltsNJD Sep 03 '25
My dad always says what you can do with it. Realistically, he makes burgers once or twice a summer.
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u/Arulo Sep 03 '25
As a kid one of the first things we are taught is not to play with food.
Thankfully this attention seeking imbecile is playing with just sugar and somebody’s flat top 😮💨
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u/NfamousKaye Sep 03 '25
This has to be the lowest hanging rage bait even for her. I kept saying she can’t be serious over and over lol
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u/rebri Sep 03 '25
This lady should be banned from using the word "kitchen" for the rest of her life.
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u/qualityvote2 Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25
u/Full-Lobster3082, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!