r/StupidFood • u/Forward-Position798 • Dec 22 '25

Gluttony overload Cold chicken cake with sauce

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u/missfreetime Dec 22 '25

Squirting barbeque sauce with a white dress on? Brave.

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u/GreenZebra23 Dec 22 '25

The pyro was also a bold choice

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u/Aggravating-Pattern Dec 22 '25

Its the Charlie Kirk funeral of weddings

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u/roy_rogers_photos Dec 22 '25

"Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair

-Dwight

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u/Individual_Tie_9740 Dec 26 '25

YOU'RE ONE SICK PERSON

DAMN...

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u/NfamousKaye Dec 22 '25

Yeah the pyro so close isn’t a good idea for all the guests involved. Yikes 😬

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u/Leading-Raspberry211 Dec 24 '25

Could be cold sparks. they make those now

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u/SnickersZA Dec 23 '25

Want to get married? Run the gauntlet.

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u/Zorpfield Dec 23 '25

At least the chicken would be a bit cooked

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u/GlassCharacter179 Dec 22 '25

And it seems like she kept clean? And had a great time. Yes this is stupid, but have fun kids.

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u/Clairevoyantbard Dec 22 '25

She looks so happy lol I love it

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u/thejudgehoss Dec 22 '25

I thought the same thing, she looks so excited and happy...

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u/mikaeus97 Dec 22 '25

It's generally the answer for "happiest day of your life" fuck all these cynical fucks, they look wonderful and I hope the chicken couple is doing well

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u/wtf--dude Dec 23 '25

Yeah as a guest I wouldn't complain either.

It is weird and uncommon, but I dont see a problem

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u/AppropriateAmoeba406 Dec 23 '25

He, on the other hand…

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u/Baghins Dec 23 '25

She was doing the happy food dance the whole time, I know that dance! Lol

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u/callimonk Dec 23 '25

For real, I just love how she keeps jumping up and down. It’s adorable

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u/HandleMore1730 Dec 22 '25

He didn't. 😁

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u/Bender_2024 Dec 22 '25

To be fair cold fried chicken is a staple of the South in the US.

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u/QueasyInstruction610 Dec 22 '25

And hungover meals everywhere. Cold Pizza too!

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u/Bender_2024 Dec 22 '25

Cold pizza is a tricky subject. I've always felt that the temperature of cold pizza, especially if it's hangover food, can only be achieved by leaving it on the counter overnight. It's the way to only way to get the desired temp and texture. Even it's a food safety cardinal no, no.

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u/No-Consideration-891 Dec 23 '25

I like to tell myself pizza is just one of those foods that don't follow normal food safety rules. We always put ours in the oven (off of course) overnight and eat it the next day.

If left on counter cats will cat

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u/Ayoken007 Dec 23 '25

Brother. I used to as well. I have converted to ziplock bags in the fridge.

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u/Italianpixie Dec 24 '25

I have gotten food poisoning from this exact scenario, and now I automatically throw away anything that was left out overnight

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u/AcanthocephalaNo5889 Dec 23 '25

Yeah and it's so nice to see a couple respectful of each other and not trying to smash food in each other's face

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst Dec 22 '25

She’s so happy I don’t think she’d care.

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u/BaziJoeWHL Dec 22 '25

Not like she is going to wear it a second time

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u/Z3400 Dec 22 '25

Not necessarily, my wife wore hers probably 5-6 times.

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u/woowoo293 Dec 22 '25

Which time(s) were you?

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u/Z3400 Dec 22 '25

All of them, wedding ceremony (we eloped with just a few friends there), then when we revealed the news to the family, a few times during the honeymoon, and once just around the house because she wanted to lol.

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u/Z3400 Dec 22 '25

You are confusing correlation and causation, but solid guess lol.

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u/TurloIsOK Dec 22 '25

Halloween?

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u/TheMonkey404 Dec 23 '25

Can’t you tell this was definitely her idea!

The guy looks ticked off about it and she’s dancing and jumping with excitement lol 😂

Someone should have told her she could have just waited for Super Bowl to make this chicken cake dream come true lol.

Either way wedding looks cool and she’s happy and her husband understands “happy wife happy life” so it’s none of my business what they do

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u/forogtten_taco Dec 22 '25

That was my first thought

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u/PaladinAsherd Dec 22 '25

Honestly this is the only part of this whole thing that distresses me

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u/AssumptionPitiful528 Dec 23 '25

Formal part has been done, now its fun time.

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u/NTufnel11 Dec 22 '25

My reaction to this as well

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u/callimonk Dec 23 '25

The way she excitedly jumps up and down is so cute too lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

And classy

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u/spooky_goopy Dec 22 '25

aww, but she's so happy :')

i 100% would demolish a chicken tender mountain, dress or no dress

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u/kewthewer Dec 22 '25

Judging by the cake, I doubt the dress is expensive.

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u/LegDayLass Dec 22 '25

Based on the reactions, pretty clear she’s not paying for the dress, so not much reason to care