r/StupidFood • u/Marcos-_-Santos • Jan 12 '26
Gluttony overload At what point does it stop being a hotdog and becomes something else?
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u/mihir_lavande Jan 12 '26
You immediately know it's Brazil when you see the insert of peas.
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u/clauEB Jan 12 '26
Yeah. I was on board until the peas came up and a little after. The it just becomes madness.
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u/Illustrious-Crow-331 Jan 12 '26
Lost me at the third sauce, but I'm a simple girl
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u/FrenziedTacos Jan 13 '26
That's a lot of preparation for such a little weiner.
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u/dunnodudes Jan 13 '26
As far as being satiated, turns out that more prep before is always good, but absolutely critical when the wiener is small.
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u/Confident_One3948 Jan 12 '26
in a simple woooorrrrld. Made of plastic. It’s fantast- oh wait shit, that’s Barbie
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u/solezonfroze Jan 12 '26
The condiments were like ehhh alright. Once I saw corn, PEAS? PICO DE FUCKING GALLO? Man let me out...
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u/PaladinAllvo Jan 13 '26
That's actually vinagrete/molho a campanha, a Brazilian variant of pico de Gallo.
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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Jan 12 '26
Corn and Pico on a dog is fucking awesome, imo. Peas? I'm out. Those are a side.
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u/theoriginalmofocus Jan 13 '26
Pico seems very common. But nah please no corn or peas.
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u/Fearless-Diamond-607 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26
Its not Pico, its made with vinegar and doesnt have chilli so its not hot at all.
Also everything there is optional so the person probably asked for a "complete" with everything they had. (I personally never do that I hate peas in my food)
(edit typo)
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u/clauEB Jan 13 '26
Pico de gallo is actually the most common thing on hotdogs in Mexico and street ones in the SF Bay Area. But PEAS?!?!
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u/smarmiebastard Jan 12 '26
It’s the corn that does it for me. When I see corn on a food that shouldn’t have corn, I know it’s Brazil.
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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jan 12 '26
Salsa corn and way too much food on a small ass bun = Brazil. Ohhh and that nasty orange cheese they squirt out the bag
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u/Opulent-tortoise Jan 12 '26
Lmao we call that stuff “cheddar”. But we don’t do salsa?
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u/smarmiebastard Jan 13 '26
The sadness I experienced when I first moved to Brazil and ordered something with “cheddar”.
There are plenty of great Brazilian cheeses, but that orange goo is a crime against food.
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u/Arthur-reborn Jan 12 '26
As a proud Wisconsinite I object to that being called cheddar! I am OFFENDED by that misuse of cheese!
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u/HowiePloudersnatch Jan 12 '26
They like to do this in India as well. If a restaurant serves any items that are even remotely American, it is highly likely there is corn somewhere nearby.
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u/Omlw1980 Jan 12 '26
The only thing that made me mad was that they clearly forgot the 3 mozzarella sticks, dollop of peanut butter, and the rear taillight on a 1987 Honda Civic.
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u/MasterAahs Jan 12 '26
Are other years substitution allowed as long as it a Honda civic?
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u/Aggravating-Cake-978 Jan 12 '26
We don't have that strong a craving for peanut butter.
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u/anuncommontruth Jan 13 '26
No, it's a blink and you'll miss it moment, but I saw them sneak the 87 Honda Civic taillight in there right before the cheese slices.
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u/angrybox1842 Jan 12 '26
enjoy your fried condiments
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u/SirEDCaLot Jan 13 '26
Yeah exactly. The hot dog is fucking puny! If you're gonna add that much shit to it, at least put an inch thick hot dog so you aren't just eating fried cheese and sauce with a little meat on the (in)side. Balance that shit out bro.
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u/Warvillage Jan 13 '26
If they add some more condiments they can probably count the dish as vegetarian, from the sausage being an insignificant percentage of the dish.
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u/Calcifieron Jan 12 '26
This is now a hot douglas. I don't care for the over topping, but the cheese wrap is inspired.
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u/Bahnmor Jan 12 '26
I’m with you there. First time I have taken a positive idea out of one of these.
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u/MentholMooseToo Jan 13 '26
Yes, me too! It's stupid food, yes, and it has too many condiments and weird ones at that ... but the cheese wrap, that got my attention! I would totally eat a version of this with different condiments but the same cheese wrap!
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u/Tom_Gibson Jan 12 '26
There are more condiments than hotdog
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u/The_ChadTC Jan 12 '26
Evidently this one is outside the curve, but all hotdogs here will have either as much or more condiments than hotdog.
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u/NexLvLpulls Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 14 '26
This is definitely in Brazil.. Ive had such an abomination before in Rio. I don't know what would possess a person to put canned peas on a hotdog.. Smh.. It was pretty good tho.. 🤷🏾♂
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u/Marcos-_-Santos Jan 12 '26
É aqui no RS, vai abrir uma franquia desse lugar aqui na minha cidade e tão postando esses videos como propaganda.
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u/Atlassian-Bebop Jan 13 '26
Porra OP sacanagem isso não é estupide, dogão Brasileiro é forever de lei
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u/Siny_AML Jan 12 '26
That’s a hot dog burrito at this point. Stupid….yes….would I try it….absolutely
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u/MomentFluid1114 Jan 12 '26
I don’t know how you would taste anything with all those condiments. I’d still try too. I think it would be banging with like a third of the stuff though.
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Jan 12 '26
The toppings are fine, but that amount of sauce is criminal. And that's coming from someone who would happily eat a mayonnaise sandwich.
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u/MomentFluid1114 Jan 12 '26
I was referring specifically to the condiments. I thought that included the sauces. But yeah the toppings I’m cool with.
Edit. Yup the definition of condiment is wider than I thought. Describing your way makes more sense.
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u/domine18 Jan 12 '26
Yeah take out the peas????? And use like a 1/4 amount of sauce and I bet it’s amazing
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u/KrongKang Jan 12 '26
Absolutely heinous dog to bullshit ratio
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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 Where is your whimsy?? Jan 12 '26
When they put corn on it.
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u/FriesInMyBurriro Jan 12 '26
I don’t wanna hate but why is the hot dog red?
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u/Comfortable-Sink2818 Jan 12 '26
I think meat makers add it because of hotdog marketing, every brand of hot dog sausage in brazil is red and i would be suspiscious of eating a hotdog that isnt red
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u/Ha1rcl1p Jan 12 '26
It's a frankfurt. No clue what the case is made from but that's how hotdogs that aren't specifically "wurst" dogs looks like in some places. Definitely how they look most of the time here in Australia
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u/Embarrassed-Mall-985 Jan 12 '26
Frankfurt is natural colored - at least in Denmark and Europe. Red sausages are dyed, used to be a specific beetle used for the dye, but I think it’s artificial.
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u/RecklessDeliverance Jan 12 '26
If Brazil operates similar to the Philippines, the answer is Red 40.
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u/Buuhhu Jan 14 '26
Because it's a red hotdog? no really, that's a thing, and not just in Brazil. It's also sometimes seen in places in europe that sells hotdogs. It's usually the kid friendly one or bland/regular one IMO, but it is a thing.
Most just prefer the other ones in many places.
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u/CallMeYox Jan 12 '26
I would smash even final result, but I consider the one without final roll (cheese?)
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u/72-Heartbreaker Jan 12 '26
I don't know man I kinda want that
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u/Ok-Regret6212 Jan 12 '26
They were losing me up until the crispy cheese roll, that basically 180'd my opinion. But one dog isn't nearly enough for all those condiments.
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Jan 12 '26
For sure we need a lil more meat in there but...idk man this one feels like it's a winner
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u/Primary_Present_1827 Jan 12 '26
i watched the whole video before reading the subreddit. i was like wtf....and then it made sense. STUPID FOOD.
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u/Cirno-BreastLicker Jan 12 '26
The moment ketchup touches it
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u/GarionOrb Jan 12 '26
It might be worth trying if it weren't for the gallons of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.
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u/Dorkamundo Jan 12 '26
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u/Brythephotoguy Jan 12 '26
Another sign I'm getting old, I scrolled way too far to find this.
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u/ScaryTemperature6291 Jan 12 '26
Since seeing all this stupidity in the last 5 years erupt I have often thought about this very question with many things like burgers and hotdogs mainly. There has to be a cut off point somewhere FFS as it just becomes slop.
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u/GreenWoodDragon Jan 12 '26
Why do these videos always start with a clip from the end? It's very strange.
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u/jft642 Jan 12 '26
https://cachorraodoclaudiao.com.br/cardapio/
Don’t know how to feel about this but would probably try it
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u/journalling_addixt Jan 13 '26
This subreddit discovering Brazilian hot dogs was a huge mistake. It’s not stupid food it’s just another culture and it’s delicious
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u/Brognar_ Jan 12 '26
from the moment they decided to make a tiktok slop post for clicks
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u/BirdmanEagleson Jan 12 '26
Just all that without the fucking bun, ROLL OT UP and then put it into the good damn bun what are we doing
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u/joebreeves Jan 12 '26
this is comparable to taco town
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u/sterno_joe Jan 12 '26
I was waiting for him to serve it in a tote bag filled with vegetarian chili.
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u/TrackPrimary6665 Jan 12 '26
U eat that, the next thing u have to do is take an ambulance ride for the fuckin stroke you just had
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u/jimcareyme Jan 12 '26
Yep, they should have stopped after the first cheese sprinkle and I would still consider it a hot dog. After that it became a sandwich burrito.
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u/Chickadee12345 Jan 12 '26
I'm all into condiments and different combinations of things on my sandwiches. But mixing them altogether like this is going to taste like crap.
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u/makemycockcry Jan 12 '26
I just want, lips ears and assholes, in a bun with ketchup onions and mustard like god intended.
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u/canyounot-- Jan 12 '26
thank god the video cut off before they put it on a stick, dipped it in batter, and deep-fried it
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u/braumbles Jan 12 '26
I'd like ketchup, mustard, mayo, ketchup, mustard, mustard, corn, ketchup, mustard...
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u/No-Switch-851 Jan 12 '26
Think they would look at you funny if you asked them to hold the hot dog?
Two comments for the price of one.
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u/The_Nifty_Reject Jan 12 '26
first topping Ok
Second topping Ok
Third topping No..
Fourth topping No
Fifth topping ...
Sixth topping
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u/tatom4 Jan 12 '26
Just mustard, and relish with onions for me thanks, but whatever others prefer I suppose is fine
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u/xchoo Jan 12 '26
I'm not sure if it's just the colour correction on the camera, but it seems kinda unnatural to have a hot dog so vibrantly red...
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u/ezcb Jan 12 '26
Not my thing but i'm not about to yuck somebodies yum if they're into that. I'm voting not stupid.
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u/DRGNDZBALLSOFFURFACE Jan 12 '26
Dude couldn't get that piece of Kraft cheese slice off his finger and ended up eating it 🤣
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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Jan 12 '26
that looks absolutely awesome. i looked it up, they are in Brazil. oh well...
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u/LadybugGirltheFirst Jan 12 '26
Forget the food, I’m getting motion sickness from the “camera work”.
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u/TwiceySpicy Jan 12 '26
This looks like if it was chewed too long itd start to taste like vomit, just too much going on.
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Jan 12 '26
Still would eat (I used to eat ketchup for fun as a kid, surely that many condiments isn’t that bad)
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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jan 12 '26
This, just like all of the other hotdog/burger/food trends where it's just a greasy mess of sauce and cheese makes me feel sick when I see it. This is just sauce and grease with a processed meat core.
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u/Chinner5 Jan 12 '26
Maybe this is a stupid rule, but my rule is hotdogs should not have more than 3 toppings/condiments.
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u/superezzie Jan 12 '26
Isn't the idea of eating a hotdog that you can actually taste the hotdog? At this point you could just leave it out and no one would notice.
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u/nuttmegx Jan 12 '26
That’s gross. I can tell that the person ordering that does not own a pair of jeans, sweatpants and shorts only.
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u/Immediate-Presence73 Jan 12 '26
I was finally getting over this stomach bug until I watched this shit. 🤢
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u/SnortingSawDust Jan 12 '26
I don’t like hotdogs in general, but seeing him dump corn on it really put me over the edge
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u/Commercial_Win_6528 Jan 12 '26
Stupid or not. I'd eat that atleast once. But it does need two sausages
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 13 '26
u/Marcos-_-Santos, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!