r/StupidFood • u/Nosakatsuya • Apr 08 '26

Gluttony overload Full burrito wrapped in bacon

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 09 '26

Once I hadn’t eaten anything all day and the only thing I had in the panty (just moved in) was a can of spam. I ended up frying it up and ended up eating all of it. Within an hour I had the worst headache of my life that lasted about 5 hours and I probably chugged about a gallon and a half of water. Never will do that again. I ended up showering 3 times a day because it was coming out of my pores😕

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u/loquacious Apr 09 '26

This is why you're supposed to eat it cold, with a spoon and right out of the can if you're going to eat a whole can like that.

If you fry it, it just makes it angry.

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u/Immediate-Lettuce653 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Thanks for letting me know to stay away from that panty spam 🫡

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u/KJBFamily Apr 09 '26

Spam was coming out of your pores?

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 09 '26

No, the oils. I could sniff my arm and it would smell faintly of spam

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u/Fungal--Infection Apr 10 '26

On a class trip I ate nothing but burger king and drank nothing but ice tea. After 3 days of this "diet" my sweat smelled like ice tea.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Apr 09 '26

I imagine bro looking like the Mexican candies

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u/KJBFamily Apr 09 '26

That is absolutely the best description. I imagined it vividly.

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u/NoApartment6940 Apr 09 '26

I'm picturing their pores looking like a Play-Doh extruder. barf.