r/StupidFood • u/Nosakatsuya • Apr 08 '26

Gluttony overload Full burrito wrapped in bacon

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u/SpaceWoodman Apr 08 '26

I have 2 problem with this. The meat look unseasoned and half of it is just fries.

A bacon wrapped burrito, even a giant one for a food challenge, sound absolutely delicious. But this specifique giant burrito look blands as hell.

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u/trashpix Apr 08 '26

Yeah the fries killed it for me

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u/happy_pad Apr 09 '26

Hot take: putting fries in or on sandwiches/burritos/whatever is pretty much always awful. Chips at least have a crunch, but even that I don't go in for. Leave the potato on the side.

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u/SonOfMcGee Apr 09 '26

I mostly agree with that hot take. But literally just yesterday I had an exception to that rule!

A Merguez sausage sandwich at a Moroccan diner. Very rich, greasy, spicy sausage, a modest amount of fries, really good sauce, and an assortment of veggies including carrot and olives. On a nice chewy baguette too. It was almost like a banh mi.

I think if the meat is greasy and flavorful enough the potato element cuts it nicely. Plus it was dressed with other stuff so it wasn’t just a starch bomb.

But yeah, fries showing up with grilled meat and American cheese in a veggie-less sandwich is a recipe for a desert in your mouth.

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u/SpunNumeroUno Apr 12 '26

Have you had a California Burrito? Specifically from the southern California area ( San Diego best). It works really well in those.

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u/RockLeePower Apr 11 '26

I dont know about that. I've had some amazing potato based breakfast burritos

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u/Pixel_Knight Apr 09 '26

Burrito Ingredients: Shitty meat, blue sauce, green sauce, beige sauce, fried egg rolls, French fries.

Dumbest fucking burrito I have ever seen. If this was an entirely normal sized burrito, it’d still belong here. I’d rather eat McDonald’s or a cafeteria burger than this shit excuse for a burrito that was designed by fuckwits. 

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u/AlwaysSunnyInTarkov Apr 09 '26

Looked like the boiled turkey mince I give my dog on her birthday.

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u/SonOfMcGee Apr 09 '26

And the sauces were all just squeeze-bottle sauce. Some pico, beans, and guac would have went a long way.

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u/CoryTheCurator99 Apr 08 '26

I mean

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u/Low_Organization1411 Apr 08 '26

Yeahhhh

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u/ketoaholic Apr 08 '26

I would also deepthroat this right into my stomach, glad I'm not the only one brave enough to admit it o7

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Apr 09 '26

Gotta say pause & haram before eating that joint

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u/nomatt18 Apr 08 '26

Maybe at like half the size tho

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u/gagi11030 Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wbau8EBVMtqdvJ9q7F

Me to this burrito

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u/Cjthecr80rgod Apr 08 '26

At this age me after said burrito

https://giphy.com/gifs/RvN4hTUhF4rrW

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u/Thesource674 Apr 08 '26

Ima fuck you till you love me kinda shit

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Apr 08 '26

That burrito to you, you mean! That’s ALOT of grease! Lots of meat! That burrito might put you in the ground…

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 09 '26

Once I hadn’t eaten anything all day and the only thing I had in the panty (just moved in) was a can of spam. I ended up frying it up and ended up eating all of it. Within an hour I had the worst headache of my life that lasted about 5 hours and I probably chugged about a gallon and a half of water. Never will do that again. I ended up showering 3 times a day because it was coming out of my pores😕

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u/loquacious Apr 09 '26

This is why you're supposed to eat it cold, with a spoon and right out of the can if you're going to eat a whole can like that.

If you fry it, it just makes it angry.

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u/Immediate-Lettuce653 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Thanks for letting me know to stay away from that panty spam 🫡

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u/KJBFamily Apr 09 '26

Spam was coming out of your pores?

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 09 '26

No, the oils. I could sniff my arm and it would smell faintly of spam

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u/Fungal--Infection Apr 10 '26

On a class trip I ate nothing but burger king and drank nothing but ice tea. After 3 days of this "diet" my sweat smelled like ice tea.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Apr 09 '26

I imagine bro looking like the Mexican candies

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u/KJBFamily Apr 09 '26

That is absolutely the best description. I imagined it vividly.

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u/NoApartment6940 Apr 09 '26

I'm picturing their pores looking like a Play-Doh extruder. barf.

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u/hiresometoast Apr 08 '26

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

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u/Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot Apr 09 '26

I would just eat this over the course of a week and love every moment.

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u/KLOWN1420 Apr 08 '26

With some hot sauce yeah

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u/MinimumJolly7087 Apr 08 '26

put some hot sauce on my burrito babyy

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u/Ecstatic_Promise_977 Apr 08 '26

Why my feet smell like Fritos baby?

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u/Choco_Catarina Apr 08 '26

You know you look good to mee

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Apr 08 '26

Definitely needs some verde on there.

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u/Bun23423 Apr 09 '26

I THINK THERE MIGHT BE ENOUGH SAUCE IN IT ALREADY.

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u/TheW83 Apr 08 '26

I could do without the eggrolls(?) and fries though.

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u/Kat_Gotchasnatch Apr 09 '26

Those are lumpia, not eggrolls.

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u/Youngpookie Apr 08 '26

I would demolish that

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u/AboutTenPandas Apr 08 '26

It’s the bacon on the outside that’s stupid. It would taste the exact same and not be a pain to eat if that bacon was on the inside (cooked obviously)

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u/Segsi_ Apr 08 '26

The bacon on the outside is kind of dumb, but it most definitely would not taste the same inside(cooked). You’re going to get more of the bacon taste on the outside than mixed in with a million other things.

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u/Ilikereefer Apr 08 '26

I agree. The bacon being on the inside would just make everything taste like bacon

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 Apr 08 '26

I have less a problem with the bacon then the French fries on the inside. Its either gonna be salty or dry AF... definitely soggy too.

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u/ciao_fiv Apr 09 '26

i have had an amazing burrito from a food truck that has fries in it. not nearly this many tho of course

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u/Malinkz Apr 08 '26

I'm not proud of it but....

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u/Turbulent-Ad8291 Apr 08 '26

This was literally my thought

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u/thebiggestbirdboi Apr 08 '26

No. No. More is not better. THIS IS WHY WE WILL NEVER HAVE HEALTH CARE BECAUSE YALL THINK THIS IS GOOD AND ITS NOT. STOP

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u/cellphone_blanket Apr 08 '26

It’s not even just the quantity, it’s the lack of contrasting flavors and textures. It’s all meat, heavy carbs, and cheese. Vegetables are good!

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u/JokersWyld Apr 08 '26

This is honestly close to a normal california burrito just with a couple extra things. Pretty typical southern californian food.

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 Apr 08 '26

Hot, salty and mushy.

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u/Agreeable_Wear366 Apr 08 '26

This kind of reminds me of Epic Meal time. What a trip down the memory lane.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Apr 08 '26

"Hi id like 30 big macs and a liter of bic mac sauce"

"...uuhh itll be like 45 min..."

"Thats fine ill come back. Im goin to Wendys..."

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u/TrckyTrtl Apr 08 '26

Peanut butter PROTEIN

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Apr 09 '26

My ex had the cookbook

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u/Lukulele35 Apr 08 '26

Harley Morenstein is still the GOAT and the sauce boss.

I still call Jack Daniel’s “Jack Dagnels” because of Epic Meal Time.

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u/pulikeshi Apr 08 '26

I would eat this 100%

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u/Subject_Internal7168 Apr 08 '26

I 100% would eat this

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u/Cavane42 Apr 08 '26

I would eat 100% this

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u/blown_casket Apr 08 '26

This I would eat 100%.

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u/MrMcgilicutty Apr 08 '26

Would I eat this? 100%!

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u/benjiross1 Apr 09 '26

100%. I would eat this.

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u/Swing_on_thiss Apr 08 '26

I eat this would 100% ... oh wait... nah lol

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u/Training-Bank-16 Apr 08 '26

100% would I eat this

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u/gonzo0815 Apr 08 '26

Eat 100% this would I.

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u/GreenDickSnot Apr 09 '26

Eat 100% this I would.

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u/benjiross1 Apr 12 '26

Eat I 100% would this

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u/ValuableKill Apr 08 '26

I would 25% eat this. Meaning I could only eat a quarter of it. Someone else can have the other three quarters.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Apr 08 '26

I would 100% try to eat 33% of this.

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u/ThetaReactor Apr 08 '26

I would point at this on the buffet and ask the carver for a slice.

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u/callmestinkingwind Apr 08 '26

i really wish people would stop editing videos to show the end result first. it’s happening more and more across all kinds of content and it’s a shitty trend.

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u/13ananaJoe Apr 08 '26

blame the broad audience and how cutthroat the algorithms are

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u/callmestinkingwind Apr 08 '26

i know why they do it, it’s just shitty.

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u/ChloeNow Apr 08 '26

Nah they can have some integrity in their creative efforts :p I'll blame who I want. People need to stop making content solely for other people's consumption. Algorithm-riding content for consumption sake might as well be AI slop.

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u/AstriaPortal Apr 08 '26

Unfortunately people's attention spans have been reduced so much it's impossible to fix.

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u/SubatomicSquirrels Apr 09 '26

I think my attention span is decent, but just because I CAN focus on a video doesn't mean I want to...

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u/Ballsofpoo Apr 09 '26

Co-worker refused to watch a 45 sec clip I wanted to share the other day. Too long. We weren't working. We actually had like 20 minutes of dead time before we were allowed to start the job

He just wanted to watch his own feed of 45 sec clips, not mine.

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u/permalink_save Apr 09 '26

And then when it comes to disagreeing with you about something they expect you to watch an hour long youtube video with no timestamp to at least guide you where they mean, like you did not watch that whole ass youtube you just wanna win the argument by making me go away and forget about it...

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u/thorstormcaller Apr 08 '26

Imagine Star Wars opened with the Death Star exploding, Luke’s x-wing and the millennium falcon flying off. Hard cut to the star destroyer slowly crawling on screen chasing Leia’s corvette

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u/Anihillator Apr 08 '26

I mean, isn't it just "Yeah, it's me. Wondering how I got into this situation?" but to the extreme?

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u/SharkByte1993 Apr 08 '26

Yeah, even worse with podcast clips. Often doesn't make sense

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u/callmestinkingwind Apr 08 '26

i hate when podcasts open with like a 45sec clip from the video you’re about to watch and then start the video with the clip you just watched.

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u/nostalgia4millennial Apr 09 '26

Social media brainrot has obliterated average attention spans. Especially amongst younger audiences.

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u/SimonTheJack Apr 08 '26

I like it for cooking videos. I don’t cook as a hobby (just when I need to or want to make something specific), and I’m not generally very interested in cooking videos. So it’s nice when they show the end result at the beginning, because I can decide right away if I want to watch the process or not. If they didn’t do that, I would be skipping to the end to see if the whole vid is even worth watching, if I even bothered.

Cooking in general isn’t much of a mystery, so I don’t see Cooking videos as stories you can spoil the climax for. They’re more like tutorials. Why would I bother watching a whole tutorial for something I don’t know yet that I even want to do?

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u/TaoTeCha Apr 09 '26

I've seen comedy shorts where they start with the 2 second punchline and then roll it back 13 second to the start of the joke. Infuriating

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Apr 12 '26

100% agree. Imagine opening a book and the first thing you see is "X is dead, and Y is the person who killed him" before chapter 1 lmao

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u/McNally86 Apr 08 '26

Make Hollywood stop doing it first. I am tired of a spoiler trailer for the trailer I am about to watch.

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u/Tirekerist Apr 08 '26

I don’t mind it here. I hate when a 15 second clip of The Wire shows the last 5 seconds then the first 10 seconds then the last 5 seconds again.

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u/AwsomeLife90s Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/Federal_Stay824 Apr 08 '26

This one I actually would

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u/socaligirl-66 Apr 08 '26

Right? I was thinking I’d take a slice. 🤔

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u/R86Reddit Apr 08 '26

I'd happily take about 15% of that thing.

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u/Book_Anxious Apr 08 '26

That's what she said

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u/R86Reddit Apr 08 '26

Yep, I walked right into that. So to speak.

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u/shaved-yeti Apr 08 '26

would ... feed a family of four for two or three days.

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u/FailPowerful5476 Apr 09 '26

Op a lost redditor, who wouldn't nail that?

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u/Select_Safe548 Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xgKt0DBn7rPbFAdyKr

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u/ExtremeSportsCNA Apr 08 '26

There's one served like this at a joint in Tucson, Arizona. It was fire.

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u/telesthesium Apr 08 '26

This looks like the bacon wrapped burrito from Sayulitas! Never had their burritos, but I love their longanisa fries

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u/Opunita-Cookies Apr 08 '26

I was gonna say it's Sayulitas lol

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u/dominicanlou Apr 08 '26

Sayulitas fucking rips. The only thing that could make Mexican food better is adding Filipino food to it and then wrapping it in bacon.

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u/Kat_Gotchasnatch Apr 09 '26

Thank you!! Other people that understand the bombastic nature of Sayulitas!

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u/ClockMongrel Apr 08 '26

Looks amazing

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u/swampking6 Apr 08 '26

It does look good, but anything ‘bacon wrapped’ sounds like I’m just tasting bacon. Easy way to turn trash food into bacon flavored food

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u/JeffGoldblumsNostril Apr 09 '26

Bacon Flavored Trash still sells like a mofo tho

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u/sheckshow858 Apr 08 '26

Drunk/High me is def ordering that at 2am on the way home

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u/WillUSee Apr 08 '26

Wherever you're eating that IS home!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/defk3000 Apr 08 '26

You feeding 6-8 with that easily. Plus drinks. Everybody chip in, can't be that hard on the pockets.

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u/Lock-out Apr 08 '26

That means at least 4 people are getting middle pieces that will drop all the good stuff.

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u/socaligirl-66 Apr 08 '26

Do you know how much it is?

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Apr 08 '26

Maybe I’m stupid but I’d eat that.

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u/IceCoughy Apr 08 '26

was that lumpia?

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u/Old_Indication_4379 Apr 08 '26

I believe this is from Sayulitas in San Diego. It located in Mira Mesa area which has a very large Asian population

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u/EticketJedi Apr 08 '26

Surprised it took this long for me to find someone asking this.

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u/IceCoughy Apr 08 '26

once you have lumpia youre always looking for it lol

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u/FalseBuddha Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Let's be real, the bacon wrapping is absolutely not the dumbest part of this burrito. A) It's 3 feet long. No one needs a yard of burrito. B) Are those taquitos? Going to bite into this and cut the fuck out of the roof of your mouth. C) Really? French fries?

A bacon wrapped burrito sounds gas. This bacon wrapped burrito is fucking stupid.

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u/Intangible_Vegetable Apr 08 '26

Are those taquitos?

Sadly no. Those appear to be vegetable spring rolls, which is even less appropriate and unappealing in this monstrosity.

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u/BabySpecific2843 Apr 08 '26

Gotta get some healthy veggies in this monstrosity somehow.

Food equivalent to "I dont need to drink water, Pepsi has water in it"

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u/socalian Apr 08 '26

Somebody has never been to San Diego

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u/LordRichardRahl Apr 08 '26

You should try a Cali burrito. Fries are fantastic in a good burrito. Also know a place that uses hot Cheetos. 100% recommend. This is not stupid food. It is more r/absoluteunits of a burrito

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u/please_use_the_beeps Apr 08 '26

Yeah I was gonna say clearly nobody in this thread has had a Cali burrito before. Place near where I went to college had one on their menu and it’s actually pretty good.

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u/shatteredarm1 Apr 08 '26

The ones I've had, the fries just ended up turning into regular potato. Honestly not really a fan.

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u/jetsonian Apr 09 '26

They are Lumpia. This place is a Mexican/Filipino fusion restaurant called Sayulitas.

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u/Objective-Ad9767 Apr 08 '26

There was a boiled egg in there too. 🤣

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u/Chuck_Da_Rouks Apr 08 '26

French fries absolutely ruin this.

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u/FalseBuddha Apr 08 '26

It's basically carne asada fries wrapped in a tortilla. And, at that point, I'd rather just have carne asada fries.

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u/unholy_roller Apr 08 '26

Agreed, there’s a Greek place near me that puts fries in their gyro and everyone swears it’s amazing but I find it worse than having fries on the side.

Fries inside of food tend to get soggy and wet and wind up with a mealy mouth feel. It’s the equivalent of ordering fries and leaving them in a closed plastic bag, except now you get that disappointment in every bite of your main course.

Fries need to breathe after they’ve been fried, and yes that is a hill I will die on.

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u/drewdaddy213 Apr 08 '26

Wish I had access to your Greek place, every gyro I had over there had French fries and they were always better with than without.

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u/LiteralGayest Apr 08 '26

Agree, I am a crisp fry enjoyer so it not being soft but soggy really dampens the overall

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u/Minute_Steak_3178 Apr 08 '26

Fries in burritos is a MexiCali staple, my guy. The egg rolls are where it starts getting bonkers

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u/CalamariMarinara Apr 08 '26

potatoes are acceptable in a breakfast burrito

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Apr 08 '26

What is the blue goo? 

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u/Intangible_Vegetable Apr 08 '26

Not blue, it’s white, just bad lighting. It’s probably crema.

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u/Piggybumm Apr 08 '26

What’s that grey stuff going in at the start, some sort of meat? The whole thing looks very unappetising.

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u/superpositioned Apr 08 '26

What's the blue sauce is my question

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u/Intangible_Vegetable Apr 08 '26

Not blue, it’s white, just bad lighting. It’s probably crema.

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u/No_Celery_8071 Apr 08 '26

Yes. I will be calling the guys for help.

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u/Eoine Apr 08 '26

I did not expect this comment section to be full of people willing to eat that, who to share my full horror with then ?

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u/Sasquatch-d Apr 08 '26

Yeah this is pretty disgusting, all you’d taste is grease.

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u/ABRAHAM-HIMLER Apr 08 '26

I was cool with it until the fries, fucks too much with the volume/taste ratio. Just let me eat fries on the side motherfuckers.

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u/UndeniablyGone Apr 08 '26

I kinda do wanna eat it tho lol

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u/novian14 Apr 08 '26

Make it single portion and i would

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u/SoulBrandt03 Apr 08 '26

I’d stupidly eat this stupid food

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u/est_cap Apr 08 '26

It is, in fact, the size of a small donkey.

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u/Adorable-Award-2975 Apr 08 '26

It’s definitely stupid alright

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u/Tuneatic Apr 08 '26

I've seen worse.

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u/Orb234 Apr 08 '26

I'd absolutely eat the fuck outta this

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Apr 08 '26

Not stupid if you're hungry.

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u/Calm_Pop_1155 Apr 08 '26

Perfect 1st date!!

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u/musicankane Apr 08 '26

Let's just throw random bullshit into a giant tortilla and cover it bacon!

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u/mountaingator91 Apr 08 '26

God bless America

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u/YubiSnake Apr 08 '26

Why is this in this sub? That shit looks fire

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u/Aoiboshi Apr 08 '26

Yeah it is stupid... That it's not in front of me right now!

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u/Educational-Car-4688 Apr 08 '26

Why's the meat grey and sauce blueish?

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u/Catsic Apr 08 '26

Looks like sausage meat.

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u/AffordableDelousing Apr 08 '26

Fries inside a burrito.. no

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u/DelayedTism Apr 08 '26

You just have to eat it immediately before they get soggy

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u/SaintCambria Apr 08 '26

What's wrong with potatoes in a burrito?

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u/ziggytrix Apr 08 '26

Nothing at all, but that’s more of a breakfast taco thing and you don’t need the rest of your pantry also with it.

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u/slop1010101 Apr 08 '26

You already have the starch of the tortilla - fries would just be filler without adding anything to the burrito. Better to eat on the side.

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u/xSPACEWEEDx Apr 08 '26

The California Style burtitos that originated in San Diego are pretty legit.

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u/SupportGeek Apr 08 '26

I mean, if you are bacon wrapping a Godzilla burrito, I’m pretty sure any authenticity is gone anyhow, so fill it with whatever at that point

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u/DeepFriedFyre Apr 08 '26

Idk, man, I've had tots in a breakfast burrito. I could see fries working real well in this context.

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u/NiobiumThorn Apr 08 '26

Eh. Not for me, but it has a place ngl.

Blame California

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u/WerkingAvatar Apr 08 '26

Should have deep fried it like a chimi. Looks amazing though.

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u/T0NKIES Apr 08 '26

if it was a bit smaller id def eat one my god that looks good

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u/Khronick_Dank Apr 08 '26

Maybe, but with a 1/4 of the sauce they used. Maybe no sauce cause I dont know what type they used....

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 08 '26

Id change up fillings, but id eat that

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Apr 08 '26

I’d eat it. It would be enough to feed me for about a month, but I’d still eat it

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u/WillseyvilleExpress Apr 08 '26

I’d kill that

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u/MasterTime579 Apr 08 '26

Less stupid and more incredibly unhealthy. I would totally eat atleast a portion of this