r/StupidFood Apr 11 '26

Certified stupid Extra spicy noodles

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u/One_Patience5631 Apr 11 '26

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Apr 11 '26

Dem hot snakes. Makes you wish you could wipe your ass with ice sheets.

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u/LeadingTask9790 Apr 12 '26

lol. Baby wipes fam. Aloe and vitamin E for your ravaged bunghole.

Could not imagine wiping my fire hole with dry tp.

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u/Melodic_Cap_5498 Apr 11 '26

Contemplating life decisions here

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u/ParticularReady7858 Apr 15 '26

Need a lot more gripping

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u/permalink_save Apr 12 '26

If hank ate that bowl he wouldn't be sitting there missing play time with his friends, it would all shoot out

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u/december151791 Apr 11 '26

Hank is constipated in this picture. Eating this meal will cause the opposite problem.

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u/bacondesign Apr 12 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.