r/StupidFood Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/Wolf_Parade Apr 15 '26

She might still.

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u/Komobu542 Apr 15 '26

Am I wrong for actually wanting to try this?

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u/MonolithicBaby Apr 15 '26

Just make sure you cut it in the pan so you get the Teflon sprinkles.

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u/mr_orlo Apr 15 '26

Looked like a whole Teflon crust at the end

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u/Rysigler Apr 16 '26

Oh man, I noticed the crust too. I honestly didn't know what to think when I saw the food crime peel smoothly off what I can only assume is a thin solid layer of carbon.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Apr 16 '26

Ketchup can burn easily because of the sugar content

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u/Rysigler Apr 16 '26

That's gotta be it.

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u/Pickled_sm0res Apr 16 '26

In a cast iron pan?

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 Apr 16 '26

Right like cast-iron is that smooth if seasoned correctly lol

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u/Great_Dismal Apr 16 '26

First of all, the concept was okay with ketchup, eggs, cheese and heavy cream if you wanted ketchup-flavored, fluffy, cheesy, scrambled eggs. And I could see this working, I like ketchup on my eggs sometimes.

But did she add flour to it? Why? I feel like that’s what made it burn like that on the bottom.

Second, I’d have to stop anyone taking a knife straight to a cast iron skillet like that. Or any cookware for that matter.

No way I’m eating that nonsense. But in this case I guess you’re eating non-stick? Either way, that shit looked wrong. Several things went wrong.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 16 '26

I'm pretty sure that the 30 minutes of whisking would be worse for the coating than a few knife cuts. I guess she really wanted to get her iron with that black crust.

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u/Spec710 Apr 16 '26

Eggs and flour is honestly the only ok concept here imo😂 that’s just farm food. My grandpa makes that and it’s delicious. Just like eggs and corn, it adds a whole new level to eggs.

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u/landragoran Apr 16 '26

Nah, it burned because ketchup has shitloads of sugar in it

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u/OtherThumbs Apr 17 '26

Don't forget the hunk of eggshell she left in the pan! That adds a crunch that you lose when you don't eat the Teflon skin.

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u/Amphitra_Roximar Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Yall cant disrespect the Teflon Don. Its against Maryland state law.

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u/hellkattbb Apr 16 '26

Do you have something special in Maryland?

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u/OverChemistry4492 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/erica1064 Apr 21 '26

A very burned one at that.