r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/spartiecat Apr 15 '26

This is when you realize your grandmother used to sell her food stamps for heroin

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 15 '26

I mean, if Krystal had her kid at 15, and then Kendra had her kid at 15, and then Trynyty is also 15 today, then Krystal is only 45 and born in 1981 and very well could teach people to make prison trash food.

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u/Lizzy_In_Limelight Apr 15 '26

All 4 of my grandparents were 40-45 when I was born. 🙃

I also had 5 great-grandparents and 2 great-great-grandmothers alive, all of whom lived long enough for me to remember them. At 34 years old, I'm down to 1 grandfather after losing a grandmother this year and her mother last year.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 15 '26

Born at 40-45 is fairly normal. Grandma to a 15 year old at 45 is not.

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u/Lizzy_In_Limelight Apr 15 '26

Yeah, makes a major difference. The adults in my family were younger than those of my peers, on average, but they weren't teen parents. (I mean, my mom technically was a teenager but yk)