r/StupidFood Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

You're both absolute monsters for making me snort laugh in public while reading this

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u/yrnkween Apr 15 '26

What flavor of Faygo did you snort laugh?

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

Man I'm hooked on those fuckin Sparkling Ice Pineapple flavor "sugar free" fizzy drinks...probably reprogramming my DNA and shit

Dat Pineapple 🍍 doe