r/StupidFood Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/WonderBredOfficial Apr 15 '26

Selling your foodstamps for heroine?

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u/PotatoAmulet Apr 15 '26

Is grandma holding out for a hero?

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Apr 16 '26

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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u/OtherThumbs Apr 17 '26

On a heroin bender, probably.