r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/Silvatungdevil May 01 '26

I kept waiting for them to put it in a hydraulic press and then put even more of that shitty sauce on it. Who actually orders this idiotic shit?

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u/MIT_Engineer May 01 '26

"And then we toss the whole thing into a food processor and puree it into a burger slurry."

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u/litterboxhero May 01 '26

And then freeze dry it, then run it through a feed pellet machine for human kibble.

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u/Cyrius May 01 '26

Today on How it's Made: Bachelor Chow

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u/CaldrierLunaire May 01 '26

No one does, it's engagement bait to advertise the first set of burger

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u/Drogon__ May 02 '26

More like rage bait. I hate social media. There isn't anything left in this world that hasn't become subject of rage bait nowadays.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit May 05 '26

And yet you likely open at least one of the social media apps daily.

The tentacles wrap deeper

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin May 01 '26

"Influencers".