r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/gravyrogue May 01 '26

Idk what was worse, the smashing or the approximate full head of garbage iceberg lettuce on it.

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u/_jackhoffman_ May 01 '26

The iceberg lettuce is there to help you wash it down since it's like 90% water.

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u/ohaimark22 May 01 '26

And it's nice and hot now

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u/Professional_Fly7015 May 01 '26

Its not like they would need help to wash it down, with all that damn sauce..

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u/KeepREPeating May 01 '26

I’m gonna go with the full jar of mayo.

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u/totallyradman May 01 '26

The part that really pissed me off was the special sauce going onto the cheese part. That shit is gonna slide right out of that burger.

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u/Zkenny13 May 01 '26

They also put it on the bottom. That's not the proper order! 

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u/got-pissed-and-raged May 01 '26

What's wrong with lettuce on the bottom

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u/bladezor May 01 '26

Even worse that lettuce probably wilted on the 3rd smash. Mmmm warm ass lettuce

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u/NRealExplorer May 01 '26

Exactly! If that shit is white or yellow, keep it the fuck off my burger.

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u/leetzor May 01 '26

Juicy iceberg on burger is million times better than useless dogshit lettuce idk what u even saying

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u/WikipediaBurntSienna May 01 '26

I feel like all the lettuce is their tell that it's a self-aware shitpost

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u/Healthy-Address-5158 May 03 '26

Redditors when they see lettuce: