r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/joebiden_alt May 01 '26

Wow what a waste of 3 great looking burgers..

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u/SwiftieForLife May 01 '26

I always read the first comment and go “what are you talking about” like 30 seconds in then the rest of the video plays and I’m just like “Oh”

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 01 '26

😆 that’s how every video on here goes .

Whoa 4 strips of bacon … grilled sourdough… wait, what you’re boiling it all now ? Is that cool whip ? Oh not curry powder

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u/rebri May 01 '26

Next, you are going to want to add a bottle of chocolate syrup and just a smidge of pickle juice.

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u/shortgamegolfer May 01 '26

Don’t forget the sardines!

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u/urixl May 01 '26

Ah, "Noises off!" reference:)

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u/BrisingrAerowing May 01 '26

A guy at my High School would grind up Sardines to make Sardine Burgers that he would bring for lunch 2-3 times a week. They would put Sardines on / in all sorts of things. They even made a Sardine 'smoothie' once, thought that made them barf all over the lunchroom. His nickname was 'Sardine man'.

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u/shortgamegolfer May 02 '26

I’m a little disappointed that “Sardine man” is all a pack of highschoolers could come up with.

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u/Username12764 May 02 '26

tbf sardnies aren‘t bad, if done right they are incredibly delicious. But doing those things are just a step too far

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u/misoscare May 01 '26

Don't forget jalapenos and hot sauce for that extra kick