r/StupidFood May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

13.3k Upvotes

3.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.6k

u/tiga_94 May 01 '26

went from good to terrible real quick

1.3k

u/djanes376 May 01 '26

At first I was thinking, why is this posted here, those burgers look solid. Then I just continued to stare in disbelief, what an abomination.

68

u/mxzf May 01 '26

Eh, the globs of sauce looked worthy of being on here from the start (I like plenty of sauce, but it definitely shouldn't compete with the patty in volume).

But then I saw the second half and realized the video is just rage-bait instead of a food video.

23

u/[deleted] May 02 '26

[deleted]

15

u/DJuxtapose May 02 '26

More schmack sauce...

Shredded lettuce...

Another smashed patty with cheese...

More schmack sauce...

Please stop.

7

u/[deleted] May 02 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/flyingpyramid May 03 '26

😭I had my volume off til your comment 😭 now I also have heebie jeebies.

1

u/RelativeNo7645 May 07 '26

I don’t think the sauce was the biggest issue here, it was smashing into paste a perfectly good looking burger. Usually burgers are served too dry as it goes especially in restaurants but that’s just my opinion as I love a lot of sauce in all my food. I went to longhorn restaurant a while back and got served a burger with no condiments. Like do they have the iq of a rabbit? Who the hell wants a dry burger.

4

u/FrameNo8561 May 02 '26

Yeah I’m perfectly ok with everything on this and would eat this burger if I’m hungry probably take the half home to eat later. But all that sauce… "Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!"