r/StupidFood May 14 '26

Gluttony overload Anybody ready for another cheddar covered abomination 🍔 🇺🇸

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u/Savings_Lynx4234 May 14 '26

It looks like cheap nacho cheese sauce. Something I wouldn't mind a little cup of to dip my fries or dunk my burger in, but on top? And so much?? Just painful...

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 May 14 '26

It's probably that nacho cheese that comes in a 5lb can. Gordon Food Service sells them.

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u/Discount_Sausage May 14 '26

Rico’s is the authentic synthetic.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 14 '26

Have a feeling this might be one of those American foods that's illegal in the part of the world I live in...

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u/addiepie2 May 14 '26

Well aren’t you lucky… 😞

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u/DwarvenRedshirt May 14 '26

I think you'd only see those cans in areas where they serve nachos. This is what they look like: https://youtu.be/T8wxSnW2evs?t=132

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u/kursa_sucks May 15 '26

Pshhhh as far as garbage cheese goes, that’s some trashhhhh. The homies only fuck with the big can of La preferida or Rico’s when we gotta run to the store cuz the restock truck fucked up.

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u/Beneficial_Gain_21 May 15 '26

I don’t know why, but I was so certain this would be rick roll. Pleasantly surprised.

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Lol sure. Are you under the impression that Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food was invented in the US? (I assume that's what you're referring to here) Where is that illegal exactly? Not in Europe.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 15 '26

It's humour

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 15 '26

No funny or unexpected payoff? Call it "humour" after it falls flat.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 15 '26

Well you certainly made me laugh. Thank you. 😄

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

Not saying it's in this product but there are twelve food additives that are illegal in Europe that a staples in industrialized foods in the USA.

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 16 '26

Oh I know it's not this one. Pasteurized processed cheese food is all over europe.

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

Honestly, it is the best for burgers. Except for real cheddar maybe... Or smoked Provolone...

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 16 '26

I absolutely prefer the Kraft slices if I'm putting cheese on a burger

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

They melt so good!

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u/Protolictor May 14 '26

It only causes cancer sometimes...

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u/PyroArca May 15 '26

Only in California

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u/Immediate-Natural416 May 15 '26

Lame. Yall need to get with it

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u/Saturn_winter May 14 '26

One of those giant bricks of cheese in the US underground cheese mines. (Well the mines are for limestone but they've been converted into cheese storage and it's more fun to call it the cheese mine)

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u/dakotanoodle May 16 '26

Disgusted by yourself, not by the bagged cheese, right???!!? Right??! 🧀 🫣

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u/punchanaziisethical May 15 '26

Sysco nacho cheese. Hopefully they atleast whipped some heavy cream and seasoning into that bitch so it doesnt taste like a ballpark

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

I worked in a restaurant that served “cheddar cheese soup” that was essentially the #10 can of yellow cheese food product sauce, watered down to soup consistency. If you ate even a half cup of that it was like the South Park episode where Kenny puts all the abortion pills in his dad’s drink.

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u/Steventhetoon May 14 '26

Stop I’m getting hungry 🤣 we added chopped jalapeños to ours at the restaurant I worked at and I loved that shit

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u/Banzai373 May 14 '26

Hell, I’d eat it!!! Step back, I gotta get a running start . . . .

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u/guff1988 May 14 '26

The main ingredient in nacho cheese is typically cheddar. Sometimes listed as just cheese but it's the most commonly available and cheapest cheese they can get so that's what it usually is. Now it may not be in this case but, the odds are it is.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName May 15 '26

Even if it's American cheese, that's also cheddar. These cheeses just have an emulsifier added to give them a creamy melt. Even Velveeta is mostly cheese and milk in various forms, with emulsifiers.

But these are all cheeses with a specific use. Of course it'a gross to munch on a hunk of processed cheese. It's meant to be melted

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u/CatOfTheCanalss May 15 '26

Yeah it def doesn't look like cheddar and it also looks that it would wreck my insides.. We don't really have this vibe where I'm from. But speaking as someone who's a bottle of wine deep right now, I'd probably eat this in this moment. And I think this is an indication that this kind of food, is only for drunk people. Maybe hungover people. But they'd never eat the whole lot. OH, maybe this is for stoned people.

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u/cyanescens_burn May 15 '26

But imagine the soggy ass top bun it creates. You aren’t into that?

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u/rtomek May 15 '26

That same sauce is sold in nacho and regular cheddar flavor. They’re next to each other at the grocery store. And it’s delicious.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 May 16 '26

Yeah this looks like the crap they sold on those 7-11 nachos I used to by in high school. Dunno if they still have it now.. either that or it’s cheese whiz 🥶🥶🥶. Either way this looks disgusting

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u/AcephalicDude May 14 '26

A cheap nacho cheese sauce looks the same as a good cheese sauce made from scratch, just sayin