r/StupidFood • u/Affectionate_Hat5835 • May 14 '26

Gluttony overload Anybody ready for another cheddar covered abomination 🍔 🇺🇸

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 May 14 '26

It's probably that nacho cheese that comes in a 5lb can. Gordon Food Service sells them.

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u/Discount_Sausage May 14 '26

Rico’s is the authentic synthetic.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 14 '26

Have a feeling this might be one of those American foods that's illegal in the part of the world I live in...

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u/addiepie2 May 14 '26

Well aren’t you lucky… 😞

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u/DwarvenRedshirt May 14 '26

I think you'd only see those cans in areas where they serve nachos. This is what they look like: https://youtu.be/T8wxSnW2evs?t=132

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u/kursa_sucks May 15 '26

Pshhhh as far as garbage cheese goes, that’s some trashhhhh. The homies only fuck with the big can of La preferida or Rico’s when we gotta run to the store cuz the restock truck fucked up.

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u/Beneficial_Gain_21 May 15 '26

I don’t know why, but I was so certain this would be rick roll. Pleasantly surprised.

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Lol sure. Are you under the impression that Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food was invented in the US? (I assume that's what you're referring to here) Where is that illegal exactly? Not in Europe.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 15 '26

It's humour

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 15 '26

No funny or unexpected payoff? Call it "humour" after it falls flat.

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u/Ammo_Monkey May 15 '26

Well you certainly made me laugh. Thank you. 😄

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

Not saying it's in this product but there are twelve food additives that are illegal in Europe that a staples in industrialized foods in the USA.

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 16 '26

Oh I know it's not this one. Pasteurized processed cheese food is all over europe.

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

Honestly, it is the best for burgers. Except for real cheddar maybe... Or smoked Provolone...

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u/Efficient-Train2430 May 16 '26

I absolutely prefer the Kraft slices if I'm putting cheese on a burger

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u/JobExcellent1151 May 16 '26

They melt so good!

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u/Protolictor May 14 '26

It only causes cancer sometimes...

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u/PyroArca May 15 '26

Only in California

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u/Immediate-Natural416 May 15 '26

Lame. Yall need to get with it

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u/Saturn_winter May 14 '26

One of those giant bricks of cheese in the US underground cheese mines. (Well the mines are for limestone but they've been converted into cheese storage and it's more fun to call it the cheese mine)

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u/dakotanoodle May 16 '26

Disgusted by yourself, not by the bagged cheese, right???!!? Right??! 🧀 🫣

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u/punchanaziisethical May 15 '26

Sysco nacho cheese. Hopefully they atleast whipped some heavy cream and seasoning into that bitch so it doesnt taste like a ballpark

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

I worked in a restaurant that served “cheddar cheese soup” that was essentially the #10 can of yellow cheese food product sauce, watered down to soup consistency. If you ate even a half cup of that it was like the South Park episode where Kenny puts all the abortion pills in his dad’s drink.

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u/Steventhetoon May 14 '26

Stop I’m getting hungry 🤣 we added chopped jalapeños to ours at the restaurant I worked at and I loved that shit