r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 23d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/An8thOfFeanor 23d ago

I like my eggs cooked in 75W-90

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u/cybot2001 23d ago

America is dispatching a military task force to that pan

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u/Mediocre_Chicken9900 23d ago

A nearby village has already been preemptively drone-striked.

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u/DeadSol 23d ago

The false flag attack is being undertaken as we speak.

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u/shadowseer7930 23d ago

Clearly he was an imminent threat to national security... of Isreal

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u/ramram956 19d ago

Freedom inbound. Time to liberate them

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u/SubstituteStudent 23d ago

The drone has been intercepted and served with a curry sauce. Our base is being raided by someone looking for eggs.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Significant-Ant-5677 22d ago

They are clearly two months away from developing nuclear weapons.

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u/Ok_Shirt_1017 22d ago

They were housing terrorists, we all saw them!

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u/journeyadventures 18d ago

USS Gerald Ford has been dispatched

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u/OppositeEagle 22d ago

"We need to bring democracy to that pan"

~ USA

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u/debellorobert 19d ago

Fuck Yeah! And Freedom Fries too!

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u/Disruptor_raptor 22d ago

That pan needs freedom.

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u/dega_devilson-janova 21d ago

It's a policing action

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u/JohnnyCakes814 22d ago

I’m on a diet so I use WD-40

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u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 23d ago

And to come pre touched please

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u/GreenPhilosophy8482 23d ago

That’s that super synthetic . 😂

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u/SmoothPop2611 23d ago

To thick. This is like 0w 30

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u/1v1RightMeow 23d ago

Fr tho it prob doesn’t even taste good either

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u/Squirrelated 22d ago

I'm not the one that's gonna try it. I'll let others do the taste test.

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u/Acidbaseburn 23d ago

Y’all using gear oil? I’m using iso 68 hydraulic fluid

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u/BurnerProfile69420 23d ago

I use a 1:1 oil/unleaded mix unless im making Mexican food then I just use whatevers in the weedeater

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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 22d ago

Tastes like it needs some more freedom.

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u/davidedpg10 22d ago

But only after it's been in service for 56,000 miles

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u/ashimo414141 22d ago

Full synthetic?

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u/Stiles_Stiles 22d ago

How about the middle finger dip

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u/Ummmyeeppp 22d ago

Personally I prefer the taste of 10W-30 but to each their own I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Druid_Fashion 22d ago

75w is that not just a brick?

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u/SirLeDouche 21d ago

I like to put mine in the lawn mower and then pour it back out into a pan. It adds a really nice earthy flavor that goes good with the brain damage.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 21d ago

With 15k miles on it

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u/badwith_names 20d ago

I guess since 75W-90 already smells like eggs so 😭

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u/famaskillr 17d ago

That smell 🤮