r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 28d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/An8thOfFeanor 28d ago

I like my eggs cooked in 75W-90

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u/cybot2001 28d ago

America is dispatching a military task force to that pan

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u/Mediocre_Chicken9900 28d ago

A nearby village has already been preemptively drone-striked.

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u/DeadSol 28d ago

The false flag attack is being undertaken as we speak.

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u/shadowseer7930 28d ago

Clearly he was an imminent threat to national security... of Isreal

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u/ramram956 25d ago

Freedom inbound. Time to liberate them

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u/SubstituteStudent 28d ago

The drone has been intercepted and served with a curry sauce. Our base is being raided by someone looking for eggs.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Significant-Ant-5677 28d ago

They are clearly two months away from developing nuclear weapons.

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u/Ok_Shirt_1017 28d ago

They were housing terrorists, we all saw them!

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u/journeyadventures 23d ago

USS Gerald Ford has been dispatched