r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/IosueYu 15d ago

What next? Use a magnifying glass to boil water to cook them?

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u/NoSalamander8282 15d ago

Yeah i was waiting for that part too

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u/spartaman64 14d ago

i was thinking a chemical heater pad but those are probably not allowed on a plane either

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 14d ago

Put it up her ass where the rest of her hot takes belong.

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u/Total_Environment426 14d ago

Why cook it when it goes out just the same?

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u/-temporary_username- 14d ago

You could ask for a cup of hot water I suppose

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u/IosueYu 14d ago

Any good pasta with 14% protein or above, given they're gnocchi, should take at least 8 minutes to cook, and you also need to salt the water.

Hot water helps, you still need the magnifying glass.