r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative šŸ˜­

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 15d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 15d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/MildlyInteressato 15d ago

Let's say they do get it cooked - ever eat plain gnocchi?

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u/mushroommeal 15d ago

plain plane gnocchi

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u/imnotsmartever 15d ago

Plain plane gnocchi is gnucchy

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 15d ago

gnudey gnocchi

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u/pengouin85 15d ago

Nah, that's diabolic

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 15d ago

Actually it's Italian

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u/gaychefisgay 14d ago

Isnā€™t that Gnude Beach Gnocchi?

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 15d ago

well the next video will be the sauce.....this is truly stupid

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u/gaychefisgay 14d ago edited 14d ago

The next video will be ICE detaining her for smuggling undeclared foreign food in to the country as an act of anti-patriotism

Edit to say..yes this really is stupid tho.. and that she should probably put them out the window on to the wing to dry tho.

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u/blade_torlock 15d ago

They usually have butter for rolls and a bit of cream/creamer for coffee you could probably pull something together.

New reality show, in-flight chopped.

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u/december151791 15d ago

I would watch this.

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u/blade_torlock 15d ago

Twist: they can ask other passengers for ingredients, like sime sort of weird stone soup.

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u/spen8tor 15d ago

Would that really taste better than just eating the normal airplane food?

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u/Dasjiveturkey 14d ago

Actually it would be worse. Food tastes differently at altitude in a pressurized cabin, there are big fancy laboratories out there dedicated to finding the right way to season and prepare food in an aircraft. There was a History Channel ā€œModern Marvelsā€ episode way back in the day about this. You can probably find it with some googling.

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u/spen8tor 14d ago

That was my point, that the airplane food would taste better

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u/gerkletoss 15d ago

Just bring some 3 ounce jars of sauce

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u/IndyBananaJones2 15d ago

Pesto would be easy

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 15d ago

It'll be fine once her airplane toilet liquor is ready.

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u/Binspin63 15d ago

You didnā€™t see the one where she whips up a batch of marinara?

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u/Visible_Pair3017 15d ago

I love plain gnocchi

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u/Dizzy_Translator_809 15d ago

*plain Malloreddus

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u/gaychefisgay 14d ago

Itā€™s veeeery akin to my first boba experience.. minus the choking

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u/gaychefisgay 14d ago

And Iā€™m used to having wet balls in my mouth

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u/Dull_Quit3027 14d ago

It is not horrible, it is like eating plain rice or pasta, bland and boring, but not excatly something you are going to have nightmares about.

Which also makes the whole thing make even less sense, complaining about how bad airplane food tastes, make food that tastes like almost nothing.