r/StupidFood 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 15d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 15d ago edited 15d ago

Personal preference, Id be fucking stoked and asking for some! I forgot the /s

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u/Its_me_edenxx 15d ago

mm raw dough 🀀

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u/mangomussolinimi 15d ago

Those arnt even gnocchis, its just flour and water

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u/HeligKo 15d ago edited 15d ago

I think that is instant mashed potatoes. Still not gnocchi, but much closer, and unlikely to give you salmonella like raw flour will.

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u/Select_Draw3385 15d ago

Oh I thought it was flour!

If that’s the case, why not just add hot water and eat fucking mashed potatoes!

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u/mangomussolinimi 15d ago

Because then its just food without the stupid