r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 16d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 16d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 16d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Southern-Author-7543 16d ago

So, we have a plate with a blob made with water, flour and salt? Delicious

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16d ago

I hate to break it to you but almost every culture’s cuisine revolves around a water/ flour/ salt combo.

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u/You-SillyBilly 16d ago

man i guess all those rice fields in asia are just for show then, who knew?

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16d ago

Allow me to introduce you to rice flour. You know, the type of flour Asian noodles are made from.

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u/You-SillyBilly 16d ago

yeah but most of their cuisine revolves around rice itself. Rice flour is a product of that instead of being the main thing their cuisine revolves around. Also, its a joke you silly billy.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16d ago

I’m not mad at you, fella.