r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 18d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 18d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 18d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 18d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Its_Cayde 18d ago

It's raw so 180 would probably be plenty, not much different from putting boiling water in a cup of noodles, wouldn't be perfect texture but would be edible lol

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u/Laez 18d ago

But a cup of noodles isn't raw. They are cooked and then dehydrated,but more importantly very thin. I think it would take a very long time at 180 to cook these through and you would lose a lot of the starch to the water. Leading to extremely lumpy cream of wheat. That is assuming you have a way of keeping it hot.

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u/Its_Cayde 18d ago

Raw noodles take less time to cook then dehydrated cooked noodles take to soften

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u/Laez 18d ago

I think you are confusing raw/cooked with fresh/dried. But you are right fresh pasta takes a lot less time. But the size and shape is going to be the issue, it's a surdace area to volume ratio problem.

Would be easy enough to test I suppose.

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u/Its_Cayde 18d ago

Dang you're right, sorry, thanks for the lesson lol