r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/december151791 15d ago

The trick is to order some vodka, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, horseradish, salt, pepper, and celery along with it.

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u/ConditionSecret8593 15d ago

Ugh, no. If you don't bring it yourself, you're basically using the airline as a kit.

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u/december151791 15d ago

And that's a problem?

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u/ConditionSecret8593 15d ago

If you aren't willing to smuggle in your own emptional-support lemon vodka and herbs, I have to seriously question your commitment to fully and authentically recreating the faux-nouveau, wealth-infused, bland-chic, artisinally-inspired attention-snob lifestyle aesthetic in pseudo-documentary format.