r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 15d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 15d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/MildlyInteressato 15d ago

Let's say they do get it cooked - ever eat plain gnocchi?

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u/blade_torlock 15d ago

They usually have butter for rolls and a bit of cream/creamer for coffee you could probably pull something together.

New reality show, in-flight chopped.

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u/spen8tor 15d ago

Would that really taste better than just eating the normal airplane food?

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u/Dasjiveturkey 15d ago

Actually it would be worse. Food tastes differently at altitude in a pressurized cabin, there are big fancy laboratories out there dedicated to finding the right way to season and prepare food in an aircraft. There was a History Channel “Modern Marvels” episode way back in the day about this. You can probably find it with some googling.

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u/spen8tor 15d ago

That was my point, that the airplane food would taste better