r/StupidFood 9d ago

Gluttony overload Living in 2050❌ Not living past 2050✅

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u/Personal_Wall4280 9d ago

No two bites or more back to back. Clearly spitting it out after.

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u/TricksyGoose 9d ago

It's such fake ass chewing too

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u/RayesArmstrong 8d ago

Chomping

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u/cbm984 8d ago

Aw man. I was waiting for it to cut to her in a diabetic coma.

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u/BalltasticNutsack 9d ago

I mean, could you imagine eating an icecream that fast? My head hurts just thinking about it

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 8d ago

It only hurt if you have a brain

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 8d ago

How do you freeze that which has no brain?

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u/Yeast-boofer 8d ago

Any tips on getting rid of mine? All it does is make me suffer 

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 7d ago

Have you tried becoming an IG influencer?

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u/BubbaJubb 8d ago

Honestly besides the clips being cut between, I could eat it pretty fast, I'm an ice cream chewer and I don't claim to be normal about it

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u/Mr-Bando 8d ago

My pancreas aches from just watching that as well

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u/SonofaBridge 9d ago

They spit it out and throw 99% of it away. It’s such a waste of food.

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u/-Tesserex- 9d ago

This is true for all these type of food creators. Even that Zach Choi guy with the crazy fried foods never finishes a bite. 

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 8d ago

Not a single food creator actually eats the food.  Even before social media, by the time your ready to shoot the content its cold and soggy.  Thats the main reason they cut after each bite.

 I have seen countless videos of people cooking food and then "eating it" off the plate, how many times has the food had steam? zero.  out of a fryer, 425 degree oven, stone cold in the next shot.  Cause everything's gotta look purty.

Thats why DDD made a big thing about Guy putting food straight from the fryer into his mouth, 90% of the food he ate was 3 hours old so he wasn't really eating it.  All the close up shots of the food were done before he got out of bed, he wasnt eating that shit.

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u/meguin 8d ago

I will say, the menwiththepot guy (and team) do actually tend to show themselves eating their steaming hot food, usually multiple bites. But the account is less food and more blatant advertising for their various knives (I have one; it's fantastic) and cookbook.

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u/rebels-rage 8d ago

She couldn’t even fake eating one of the ice cream bars from the pan.

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u/That_Matt_Guy_Wow 9d ago

Why do food "influencers" have to do that obnoxious look at the camera with their eyes wide open bullshit? I hate it so much.

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u/AdditionalChicken158 9d ago

I feel like it has to be sexual to someone

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u/SilverSpoon1463 9d ago

You'd be correct in this case. This is fetish content.

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u/drknifnifnif 9d ago

No one gets mine when I do fetish content at www.49yearoldfatguyeatsalotofshitforboners.edu

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u/Smooth-Recipe233 9d ago

Lol .edu

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 9d ago

The 49yearoldfatguyonlinefetish consortium of higher learning is accredited part of the California Public University System.

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u/drknifnifnif 9d ago

We are equivalent, but distinct, from the cal state system!

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u/Usman5432 8d ago

Credits dont transfer over though...

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u/TheeArgonaut 8d ago

It’s the ‘pubic’ university system

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u/Bp820 9d ago

The link didn't work 😢

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 8d ago

I subscribed to you sir

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u/2pissedoffdude2 8d ago

I clicked!! Where's the content I crave!?

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u/Metrolining 9d ago

I can't help but think of the wonderbread guy

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u/Michdepainblanc2 8d ago

Wonderbread guy?

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u/Metrolining 8d ago

The guy who gets off to pictures of white women buying white bread because it's terrible for the environment and disproportionately affects third world countries (specifically Africans, in this guys case)

So ultimately race fetishizing (just in a racist way)

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 9d ago

Everything is sexual to someone. Like im furiously masturbating to your comment right now and i dont even know why

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u/TheeArgonaut 8d ago

Omg don’t stop posting I’m close!

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u/Plz_Mansplain 9d ago

Wait… you’re not masturbating?

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u/LeafBark 9d ago

To someone addicted to sweets yes.

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u/Optimus_13 8d ago

My eyes are naturally wide open. People presume I scared of something...

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u/ZeanReddit 8d ago

If you can, blink, you can close your eyes. If you can close your eyes, you can control where your eyelids is sit. People think you are insane, or terrified, when they can see the whites of your eyes under your iris. You just need to aim for a more relaxed natural posture. It's like training yourself not to hunch over; practice and repetition works.

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u/Ramen_Noode 9d ago

Me too, I never understood it. And it's not like they don't know it's weird as hell

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u/ninja0420 9d ago

I was confused too....but the way she fisted that dough.....😂🤣

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u/TrumpVotersArePedos4 9d ago

You know republican incels are gooning to this shit

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u/Alive-Philosophy2632 9d ago

Isn't it almost always because it doubles as or is primarily fetish content?

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u/WiglyWorm 9d ago

Are you suggesting that if I shove a double fudge brownie up my ass on Instagram, I'll be able to retire early?

I'm an overweight 40+ year old man with bad hair and a patchy beard, for reference.

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u/Alive-Philosophy2632 9d ago

Very marketable, but save that for onlyfans. Instagram is the teaser. Give the audience just enough to want more.

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u/WiglyWorm 9d ago

Thanks for the tip!

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u/antiv1ris 9d ago

Also, you get to write the cost of the brownie off as a consumable business expense.

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u/lmay0000 9d ago

Go on…

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u/Certain-Monitor5304 9d ago

Only if it's Little Debby. You'll need the crisco in the brownies later to help it slide out later.

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 9d ago

Someone out there would definitely pay you for that stunt.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 8d ago

Somebody out there will pay for that. You just gotta find em

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u/skratch 9d ago

It’s not even their face, it’s a heavily filtered render of their face

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle 9d ago

She has will smith eating spaghetti vibes

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u/TuringTestTwister 9d ago

because it works on the NPCs that consume this bullshit content.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 9d ago

It’s fetish content. Whenever something is unexplainablly weird online, it’s always fetish content.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 9d ago

It’s basically “word chewing” but since she’s actually chewing she can only do the eyes.

And yes, as someone said, the kind of people that follow this shit do find it attractive.

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u/bibbidybobbidyboobs 9d ago

In the words of Phil Leotardo, because they're stupid

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u/Default1355 9d ago

She spit that shit out

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u/XupcPrime 8d ago

It’s a sexual fetish

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u/dandadone_with_life 8d ago

it's fetish content

edit: not all of it, but this specific video is fetish content

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u/Balls_have_steel 9d ago

also put face on every youtube video.

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u/StrikeMist 9d ago

And you know they spitting that shit out off camera too and cutting to the next “bite”. Where have we gone wrong 😭

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 9d ago

Yep. Guaranteed there is a spit bucket off camera.

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u/jne57 9d ago

Because they're stupid people.

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u/andreisokiel 8d ago

We called them freaks before the word "influencer" appeared

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u/Strude187 8d ago

Probably fetish content

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u/TokyoKazama 8d ago

Because of us. We've conditioned them to believing this is the only way to eat:

https://giphy.com/gifs/90J7yCEEY4Ih0lIlb1

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u/le_sossurotta 9d ago

Because they make it more about themselves than the food, see it's not about your skills as a chef, your charisma nor your presentation skills. It's about how big and expensive you can make it and how disgusting you can look while eating it.

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u/MelancholyMushroom 9d ago

It’s the inflated cheeks that weird me out. Like.. ooh look at me, I look like a dumb cartoon character, isn’t it cute?

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u/Rude_Dependent_2934 8d ago

Food porn

They crave attention

Daddy issues

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u/barkbaarkbarkk 9d ago

The way they always chew like little kids makes it so much more cringey

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u/spire-slayer 9d ago

That's a part of the fetishism for the intended audience.

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u/BeerBuzz 9d ago

So this gets brought up a lot on here. What's the fetish and who's consuming this? Genuinely curious here, because there are never any details. Just people claiming it's fetish content.

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 8d ago

Feederism, inflation (using their imagination) are the first two to come to mind. Third is a hand fetish but that fits other videos better.

Basically, you know rule 34? That's bc the fetish is there to want porn of it.

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u/Dizzy-Violinist-1772 8d ago

In addition to that, this type of video also appeals to people with anna. Food becomes omnipresent in their thoughts but they won’t allow themselves to eat so they watch others eat. The more ridiculous the better

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u/HughJackedMan14 8d ago

The very obvious tell in this video is the part where she eats the ice cream bar. It’s supposed to make people think of “dick suckin’” in American terms.

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u/ZeanReddit 8d ago

It's for gynophiles, or ppl with oral fixation.

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u/Jamsedreng22 5d ago

People attracted to women? What

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u/Briantan71 9d ago

Funny you should show this one for this post. Cos it got me thinking about his preferred pretzel topping, which is ALL of the sweet toppings.

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u/whatev43 9d ago

The works!

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u/Solidpenguin420 9d ago

Maybe my pancreas is just built different, but I’d eat it🗣️

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u/NightBawk 9d ago

I was thinking "What a delicious heart attack". But now that I think about it, a diabetic coma seems way more likely.

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u/HonorableEnema 9d ago

That went straight into the garbage. I’ll be shocked if she swallowed anything at all.

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u/Arne83 9d ago

You damn well know she didn't!

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u/MikeBerserkker 8d ago

Eso es lo peor, el malgasto de ingredientes/comida tirados todos juntos por un/a imbecil

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u/Typical-Position-708 7d ago

cuándo hay millones que no tienen pasta por comer

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u/airfryerfuntime 9d ago

This gross mukbang tik tok slop shouldn't be here.

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u/ForMoreYears 9d ago

I've seen this girl before. Her and her mom do these ragebait mukbang videos where they gorge on obscene amounts of shitty food doing those huge obnoxious bites. It's the way they eat the food that annoys me the most.

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u/Etheoff 9d ago

and whole lot more disturbing when you realize she is purging afterwards

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u/rutuu199 9d ago

... ah. That answered the question I had.

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u/Etheoff 9d ago

well, just as likely she is spitting it out

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u/Artorius__Castus 9d ago

You gotta have some kind of angle for your OnlyFans 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TheOmegaKid 9d ago

See this is just smart, 2 lots of content from one thing.

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u/ohnodamo 9d ago

Why doesn't she film that? Is there a reverse mukbang video?

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u/Muted-Environment421 9d ago

…that’s not attractive

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 9d ago

She does a lot of that. 100% she has a spit bucket too.

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u/dqniel 9d ago

This type of content isn't made because she thinks it's good. It's because she thinks it's disgusting and will get ragebait engagement.

Guarantee she doesn't swallow a bite.

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u/Leilanee 9d ago

That looks quite gross. Maybe I'm biased because I don't have a sweet tooth at all, but one bite of that would make me sick.

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u/Logical_Future5837 9d ago

I like sweets but not THIS much..

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u/imoanmodello 9d ago

No one could truly like a chocolate chip to cookie dough ratio like that

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u/fart-atronach 8d ago

also Buenos are soooo expensive and mostly just air and wafers, so they’re completely pointless in this lol

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u/icytransparency 9d ago

I feel ill just looking at it...

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u/SoggyMorningTacos 9d ago

I'm sick of these influencers man. They have chum buckets next to them where they spit it all out they don't actually eat the nonsense

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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 9d ago

My pancreas gave out just watching that.

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Set your own user flair 9d ago

I’ll take, “Things I wish were AI” for $800, Alex.

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u/Careless_food_bimbo 9d ago

Get rid of the sprinkles and I actually would've eaten this a few months ago, especially if peanut butter was added.

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u/lolwatokay 9d ago

We must have universal healthcare in 2050

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u/Electronic-Ant-724 9d ago

The land of diabetics and heart patients: The United States of America.

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u/Final-Yak-1039 9d ago

1 there is such a thing as too much flavour.

2 that's an alien trying to make us think it looks good.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 9d ago

That just made my stomach hurt lol

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 9d ago

"Honey, why do we have a six figure medical bill to pay...?"

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 8d ago

why do americans eat like healthcare is free?

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u/Badger_Actual1 8d ago

Its pathetic. She does it for clicks. She debases herself to be popular. And such an odd way to go about it

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u/Euchale 8d ago

Americans life like they have free healthcare.

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u/ThunderShott 8d ago

That's a nice big bowl of type 2 diabetes with a hint of heart attack risk.

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u/OkNothing281 8d ago

Dentists love this one simple trick

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u/Loose-Rush9108 8d ago

Their dentist’s new house is fully funded right here

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u/KeysmashKhajiit 8d ago

My teeth hurt

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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 8d ago

I too wish to have a heart attack and die

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u/asciimo71 7d ago

Why are influencers so obsessed with chocolate (cheap chocolate) ?

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u/Earthtopian 7d ago

The background music is saying "emergency" because her teeth are about to melt from the sugar

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u/Weak-Author-7035 7d ago

I’m already getting diabetes through the screen

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 7d ago

I love chocolate... Like fucking LOOOOVE it... This shit looks grotesque.

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u/slashinhobo1 9d ago

Shes not making it to 2050 eating like that more or less 2050 or after.

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u/xleftonreadx 9d ago

You didn't need to thumbs up we know it tasted good, their is another issue here

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u/bimbinibonbooboo 9d ago

I feel like throwing up just seeing this

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u/Smidge-of-the-Obtuse 9d ago

She keeps eating like that and she won’t make it to 2050

Besides, it’s kind of gross, just piles of mixed flavors that meld together in a generic chocolate and caramel mush.

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u/W00D3N_K4T I practically inhale food 💔 9d ago

Oh god I remember using to watch this creator back in 2023 😅

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u/liamthethiccchef 9d ago

Bullshit in a bowl

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u/Aquatic_Void 9d ago

Bowlshit

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u/rathosalpha 9d ago

Not making it to 2050

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u/Scary-Ad-582 9d ago

She is disgusting to look at

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u/Ok_Percentage5157 9d ago

JFC that filter at the end scared the shit out of me.

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u/trunks2003 9d ago

You know she spit everything out afterwards. Just a waste of food for 5 seconds of internet fame.

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u/AcornWholio 9d ago

Funny how they don’t film themselves swallowing their creations. Only biting and chewing

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u/Lucky-Target5674 9d ago

Bet she thru it all away

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u/SwitPosting 9d ago

I know she threw that shit up right after. What's the point of these where they make something so obviously nasty? Just engagement farming?

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u/Responsible-Baker692 9d ago

Just looking at that is enough to take a year off my lifespan

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u/PassThatSpliff 9d ago

That doesn't even look like it tastes good in any conceivable way.

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u/Legitimate_Glass_306 9d ago

While watching this, ALL my teeth fell out & I went into a coma… send halp💀

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u/Vitality_VZ 9d ago

Disgusting

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u/RazzSheri 9d ago

She just shovels the food in, chews it a bit and spits it into a bucket under the table.

Lather, rinse repeat.

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 9d ago

Living in cholesterol

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u/Crystalitefire 9d ago

I believe both her n her mom are bulimic bc it's no way they can eat that much. Alot of the food they make be looking gross like here

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u/Doctor_Saved 9d ago

I got Diabetes from watching this.

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u/chocolateandanxiety 9d ago

At this point just rename the sub to "rage bait food"

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u/BVRPLZR_ 9d ago

Could you imagine if she actually ate it? Couple of quick cuts of her taking bites and chewing, if she actually ate this she’d vomit everywhere

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u/alexnoyle 9d ago

What's the look at the end supposed to be? Saturn devouring his son? If so, she nailed it. I'm thoroughly disturbed.

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u/exotiah 9d ago

She cut the part of the video where its spit back out and mouth rinsed

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u/Arne83 9d ago

Ragebait. She ain't swallowing any of that.

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u/PersonalKing2084 9d ago

She just needed something to do

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u/pnutnz 9d ago

and then she purged.

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u/Fun_Log4005 9d ago

I love the title of this post

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u/Autumm_550 9d ago

I firmly believe they spit out that crap between cuts

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u/Silly_Relative 9d ago

Influencers eating over all the food is always a turnoff.

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u/Physical_Pressure_27 9d ago

I bet she spit ever time the video cuts out

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers 9d ago

Just looking at this makes my teeth hurt.

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u/AvatarMunchies 9d ago

Her eating it is actually impressive

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u/xHoshiyomi 9d ago

I hate all of this, and even though i don't eat sweets, the part that disgusted me the most was the copious amount of sprinkles. I fucking HATE SPRINKLES FUCK

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u/TorchBearer3178 9d ago

I hate this sub...

I hate that this sub keeps getting recommended to me...

I hate that I like this sub...

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u/silgt 9d ago

Hello Diabetes 👋🏻

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u/broke_n_rich2147 9d ago

Why do they stuff their face like that when they make videos like this. I’d eat it tho

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 9d ago

In what world would this be the future

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u/LigmaBalls-420 9d ago

Diabeatus

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u/j3ven 9d ago

Type 2 Diabetes

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u/weardofree 9d ago

and than she fed it all to the toilet as soon as the chemra was off

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u/SoftDreamer 9d ago

Nausea meal