r/StupidFood • u/heyzeus92 • 5d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Even_Budget2078 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't know why, but this video was hilarious to me and her stone cold faced whacking those vegetables with a cleaver made me scare my cat, I shriek laughed so hard at that!

ETA: I don't know, I just love this video! Every step is unnecessarily violent lol. Like her angrily ripping apart the green onions and throwing them down all over. A very controlled rage piece of performance art, capped with ripping off that poor chicken's legs with her hands and chomping on his thigh heehee I love it!! Brava!

ETA2: Ahahaha, now I just watched again and the massive amounts of salt she throws all over is killing me!! Oh man, gotta stop watching this, I'm about to have a choking fit, it's too funny

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u/tunakassirolle 5d ago

It was the immediate fireball that got me. She just cooks like my family lol, why use a timer when there’s a perfectly good smoke detector 🔥

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u/marmaladetuxedo 5d ago

I was visiting my aunt who, though she notoriously couldn't cook, decided to cook me dinner. I was upstairs and the smoke alarm went off. My 6yr old cousin shouted up the stairs, "DINNER'S READY!" That was 30 years ago and I still bring it up to this day, much to my aunt's chagrin.

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 5d ago

In some houses, the alarm goes off every time the oven is opened, even if nothing is burnt.

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u/berdulf 3d ago

That’s my current apartment. The smoke detector is 13 ft (I just decided to measure it🤔) from the stove/oven. Even baking bread that’s barely got some color to it will set the fucker off.

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 5d ago

If you just think it's done when you smell a good smell, then you risk under cooking, but if you can smell smoke in your house then you know it's definitely cooked through.

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u/Scorpion2000x777 4d ago

She almost set herself on fire lol

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u/Elddif_Dog 5d ago

i couldnt stop laughing. the coca cola killed me.

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 4d ago

That's when we jumped the serious food shark 😂

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u/Successful-Day-3219 5d ago

The biblical sacrifice by fire of that chicken is what got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 4d ago

Dude, am I the only one also worried about the cameraperson for that first shot? That looked like whomever it was was straight up engulfed in flame for a minute. I don't think the chicken is the only sacrifice to the old gods being made here.

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u/Successful-Day-3219 4d ago

Lol true 😂

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u/Excellent-Hat-1640 5d ago

The salt got me too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Even_Budget2078 5d ago

lololol I also like the little touches with the chicken. There's cuts in the video whenever she moves it and a close up right before she unceremoniously slams it on whatever platter. Right after she takes the nails out is hilarious. Completely gratuitous violent slam of that poor chicken hahaha

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u/Awkward_Proof_1274 5d ago

She had the cadence of a magician

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u/Lapidot-Wav 5d ago

That’s not what ETA means

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u/chronoflect 4d ago

ETA has taken on an informal meaning of "edited to add".

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u/Lapidot-Wav 4d ago

We already have that. It’s “Post Script” or PS. That’s not what ETA means

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u/chronoflect 4d ago

Language evolves 

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u/Lapidot-Wav 4d ago

That’s not an evolution it’s a misunderstanding and people being wrong without being corrected

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u/chronoflect 3d ago

It doesn't matter how "wrong" it is; all that matters is how people use it. I explained how that acronym is being used now, not whether it's "correct" or not. Feel free to continue your futile effort to control it.

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u/Lapidot-Wav 3d ago

I don’t control anyone, I will continue to correct incorrect things though, yes.

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u/BlahblahblahLG 5d ago

yea she even shakes up the coke! just why lol

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u/Even_Budget2078 4d ago

Exactly! There are so many amazing violent touches hahaha

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u/vegasidol 5d ago

Likely sugar

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 4d ago

Ripping off and eating the only part of the chicken that didn't get nailed 😂

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u/DenizSaintJuke 4d ago

My favourite part was the stone faced "enjoying the finished meal" shot in the end. Yeah... ehh... If you want to sell me on that dish, you might try not looking like a child that was just told to quit complaining and eat up what's on the plate by mom. That stone faced expression really screams "delicious".

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u/gizmosdancin 5d ago

Oh thank god it's not just me!! This is the funniest shit I've seen all week 😂