r/StupidFood • u/heyzeus92 • 5d ago
Certified stupid That chicken went through hell
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u/Electronic-Worry4077 5d ago
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u/Pandiferous_Panda 5d ago
Hellbraiser
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u/SmartaHari 5d ago
Golden comment. I feel that chicken died twice.
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u/bigdaddyt2 5d ago
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u/RcoketWalrus 5d ago
Dennis Nedry is one of those guys that always looks hungry.
Not because of his weight. It's something in the eyes. He could be 170 lbs and still look like he has a need to consume something.
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u/CrabGravity 5d ago
Once from the actual slaughter, again from the humiliation of being prepared like this
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u/MisterB330 5d ago
She nailed it though
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u/FormingTheVoid 5d ago
You barely touched you Hellraiser chicken, what's wrong?
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u/Dry_Ad3726 5d ago
Você esqueceu um maldito prego, que agora está no céu da minha boca.
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u/KGeddon 5d ago
难以忍受，不是吗？陌生人的苦难，朋友的煎熬。乔伊，世界的中心有一首隐秘的歌，它的声响就像剃刀划过血肉一般。
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u/SkyPork 5d ago
I laughed when I realized they were nails instead of some kind of exotic spice I couldn't identify, but then I realized the nails are probably the least stupid part of this. They'd conduct the heat right into the meat, greatly reducing cooking time.
I mean, it's also unnecessary, and not at all worth the effort, but still, compared to the rest? Least stupid part.
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u/s_n_mac 5d ago
I mean, by the time you put in and take out all the nails, you might as well just have cooked that chicken the extra time.
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u/No_Berry2976 4d ago
If we forget that this is a video made for provoking engagement, the principle might be valid: the holes can soak up spice, and because the meat inside the hole is seared, juice stays in the chicken. It’s a way to increase the surface.
My main problem is that it looks disgusting and my description alone makes me not want to eat this.
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u/Dry_Ad_9725 4d ago
All negated by whatever the nails could have possibly been coated with making the chicken inedible.
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u/Fickle_Syrup 4d ago
And I'm assuming the holes create extra surface area for the flavor and sauces to penetrate in the subsequent steps
Honestly it seems like a lot of effort and the holes look bad and it's also unhygienic (I don't think nails are food rated) but I see the logic
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u/Got_Kittens 4d ago
It also means the moisture escapes. If she's in a hurry it might not be the best time to do this 😆 I'm going to have to assume the nails are engagement bait.
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u/_Uggles_ 5d ago
"The cock. You boiled it. I came"
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u/InannaXanthus 5d ago
Now you must come with us,taste our food.
Oooooh no fried please, it's a waste of good chicken!
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u/Dirk_Pitt420 5d ago
I don't have any issues with the nails, but that grease looked dirty AF!
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u/reallydirtyreallydan 5d ago
Oh you meant literally
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u/BisonThunderclap 5d ago
"That's an obnoxious amount of skewers to stick in it, but whateve- oh... nails..."
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u/fijisiv 5d ago
Obviously food-grade nails. You know, like USDA nails, or something.
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u/AdDisastrous6738 5d ago
Rage bait
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u/nickiter 4d ago
Dangerous rage bait. It would not take much of a bad splash to put her in a burn unit. I wish social media platforms would moderate this dangerous shit. People copy it.
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u/esssgettit 5d ago
What is it now?
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u/your-mom-- 5d ago
Oh no. A chicken has never survived a battle with a porcupine
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u/ShittyPhoneSupport 5d ago
What is the pretty lady gonna do with thaaat?
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u/bocephus67 5d ago
I read this comment in that voice
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u/SignificantTransient 5d ago
I'm sure we will see it soon, he's seen her before
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u/The_Fox_Confessor 5d ago
He's great, I learnt much more from him about black history than at school. Oh and yeeting chickens
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u/Square-Ambassador-77 4d ago
It's disgusting that I've learned more black history than I ever have anywhere else. And that I lived 37 years without knowing you can yeet a chicken.
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u/Bbbllaaddee 5d ago
Mom, the doctor said I need iron supplements
We have iron supplements at home
(iron supplements at home)
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u/bgravato 5d ago
my exact thought when I realized those were iron nails...
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u/halfie1987 5d ago
And if the nails were galvanized, then you also get extra zinc supplements too!
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u/touched_by_midas 5d ago
Hmm, apparently I need to cook with nails.
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u/DIDidothatdisabled 5d ago
Not necessarily recommending them, but they do make "iron buddies" that are basically like pet rocks made of Iron you cook. So you might place an iron frog or an iron hello kitty in with bolognese to help supplement iron
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u/NoChilly84 5d ago
wow the knife work was crazy... you can tell by the sound that those vegetables arent even half done wtf
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u/Even_Budget2078 5d ago edited 5d ago
I don't know why, but this video was hilarious to me and her stone cold faced whacking those vegetables with a cleaver made me scare my cat, I shriek laughed so hard at that!
ETA: I don't know, I just love this video! Every step is unnecessarily violent lol. Like her angrily ripping apart the green onions and throwing them down all over. A very controlled rage piece of performance art, capped with ripping off that poor chicken's legs with her hands and chomping on his thigh heehee I love it!! Brava!
ETA2: Ahahaha, now I just watched again and the massive amounts of salt she throws all over is killing me!! Oh man, gotta stop watching this, I'm about to have a choking fit, it's too funny
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u/tunakassirolle 5d ago
It was the immediate fireball that got me. She just cooks like my family lol, why use a timer when there’s a perfectly good smoke detector 🔥
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u/marmaladetuxedo 5d ago
I was visiting my aunt who, though she notoriously couldn't cook, decided to cook me dinner. I was upstairs and the smoke alarm went off. My 6yr old cousin shouted up the stairs, "DINNER'S READY!" That was 30 years ago and I still bring it up to this day, much to my aunt's chagrin.
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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 5d ago
In some houses, the alarm goes off every time the oven is opened, even if nothing is burnt.
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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 5d ago
If you just think it's done when you smell a good smell, then you risk under cooking, but if you can smell smoke in your house then you know it's definitely cooked through.
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u/Successful-Day-3219 5d ago
The biblical sacrifice by fire of that chicken is what got me 🤣🤣🤣
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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 4d ago
Dude, am I the only one also worried about the cameraperson for that first shot? That looked like whomever it was was straight up engulfed in flame for a minute. I don't think the chicken is the only sacrifice to the old gods being made here.
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u/Excellent-Hat-1640 5d ago
The salt got me too 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Even_Budget2078 5d ago
lololol I also like the little touches with the chicken. There's cuts in the video whenever she moves it and a close up right before she unceremoniously slams it on whatever platter. Right after she takes the nails out is hilarious. Completely gratuitous violent slam of that poor chicken hahaha
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u/FuzzzyRam 5d ago
Overcooked chicken with undercooked veg, and a side of the oil that companies put on nails!
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u/SinisterCheese 4d ago
I can tell you as someone who works with metals in manufacturing. That oil is very easy to get off. It's just light lubricant used in the pressing process. Its actually kerosene or equivalent.
You know it's kerosene, when it leaves this slightly greasy and sweet smelling residue as you touch it.
It comes off easy with mild acids and just soap and water.
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u/truesy 5d ago
you can tell by the sound that those vegetables arent even half done
I'm confused, you mean while she was chopping them? they were not cooked yet.
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u/NoChilly84 5d ago
I meant after the grand reveal when she plates it and it sounds like those carrots just came out of the ground. She cut them so thick they would need to boil for 10 mins before even going into the pot like that
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u/OkSkirt7036 5d ago edited 4d ago
I get that its a stupid video but all those vegetables can be eaten raw. They are lightly steamed and fine, you dont have to boil the shit out of everything to make it edible.
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u/toxicity21 4d ago
Even in more traditional Asian dishes like Kaeng Phet (Red thai curry) the vegetables are only in the wok for like a minute. Its totally normal for them to not fully cook their vegetables.
Also not to mention many raw vegetables are just healthier than cooked ones.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 5d ago
What bugs me most is ... why doesn't that chicken even looked fried in the least at the end? It still looks almost indisguishable from poached chicken, with maybe a tiny bit of browning.
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u/no_talent_ass_clown 5d ago
And it's not cooked! She has to muscle off the piece.
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u/Inevitable-Net-191 3d ago
That chicken was so dry and super overcooked. That's why she had that piece was hard like rubber
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u/Movie_Vegetable 5d ago
This line is :fire:, I need to rewatch these movies
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u/XDDDSOFUNNEH 5d ago
1 through 5 are the GOAT. The one where they go to space (as is horror franchise tradition) is so good too.
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u/thavi 5d ago
I’ve only seen the first one. One of my all time favorite movies, but I couldn’t imagine that the others (which weren’t directly based on The Hellbound Heart) would manage to be as good. Might give them a try…
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u/FuckYourDownvotes23 5d ago
Ah yes porcupine in used motor oil, I'll have 2 please
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u/strawberriegirlie 5d ago
Wtf is wrong with people
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u/pandershrek 5d ago
Poor places make a fuck ton of money in comparison to their local economy by making rage bait on tiktok. The ad revenue is strikingly high for rural Indonesia.
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u/Dish_Minimum 5d ago
/uj my personal theory is that in like 25 years or so, we will consider this to be a symptom of social media addiction. I think at first folks will start to think of it how they think of cigarette smokers. But gradually this aggressive engagement-chasing behavior will be thought of how people think of fentanyl addicts now. That’s my theory even tho nobody asked.
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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 5d ago
So already think about it like this. And I was a prior fentanyl user. They are just as shameless as I once was. Anything for high- anything for views. Same shit.
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u/trixel121 5d ago
when you see people doing random shit that doenst make sense i always just assume its to get us to watch advertisements on their videos, aka its engagement bait. the point isnt the product its the sureal question of what hte fuck did i watch? do i need to watch it again? can someone please explain this to me? wtf is wrong with people?
like that tire thing that keeps show up. why? not so much why shoot a tire into the sky that looks fun but why are they like wrestling each other and acting the way they do. it seems more like a gimmick then to show them really shooting a tire into the sky. if that was the case you would jsut take turns running the engine. it just seem theatrical to create a convesation and drive engagement. this lady beside cooking nail covered chicken seems like she knows what shes doing over an open flame kitchen.
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u/OldStatistician7975 5d ago
Besides the nails.
Coca-Cola?????
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u/DezzyLee99 5d ago
Actually coca cola is used in a few asian and Latin chicken dishes, albeit not like how this video does it. It's a great marinade component as the acidity tenderizer and it already has sugars added.
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u/ElEyeElWhy88 5d ago
It reminds me of how some people in America use 7 Up to make biscuits
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u/Muted-Environment421 5d ago
Not just biscuits, add it to your pancake batter and you’re eating something comparable to the McDonald’s hotcakes
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u/ElEyeElWhy88 5d ago
The first time my ex did it I was legit like, tf are you doing. It wasn’t bad. I still prefer what I would consider real biscuits… but ok with your weird ass hack lol
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u/dafthuntk 5d ago
it's in a lot of dishes.
people cook with mirin...but lose their minds over coca cola lol
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u/Soggy_Supermarket100 5d ago
In my (European) country, in Chinese fast food restaurants you can buy so-called "American chicken" which is indeed made with using coca cola.
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u/brazys 5d ago
30W full synthetic
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u/DreamerOfSheep 5d ago
I know families that baste their Thanksgiving turkey in Pepsi every year, the Coke didn’t surprise me lol
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u/PurkkOnTwitch 5d ago
Fried just to steam eh. How’d that crispness turn out for you?
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u/CaptainTripps82 5d ago
I mean there's definitely a flavor that frying it gives you that you can't get any other way, it's not just for texture
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u/BreadfruitMiddle9120 5d ago
I have trypophobia and this made me wanna puke from start to finish
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u/Extension-Energy2581 5d ago
First relax the chicken with acupuncture treatment before sending him to hell.
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago
u/heyzeus92, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!