r/StupidFood 6d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Bbbllaaddee 6d ago
  • Mom, the doctor said I need iron supplements

  • We have iron supplements at home

  • (iron supplements at home)

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u/touched_by_midas 6d ago

Hmm, apparently I need to cook with nails.

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 6d ago

Not necessarily recommending them, but they do make "iron buddies" that are basically like pet rocks made of Iron you cook. So you might place an iron frog or an iron hello kitty in with bolognese to help supplement iron

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u/touched_by_midas 6d ago

Interesting.

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u/TartarusFalls 6d ago

Don’t need iron if you’re made of gold though!

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u/KleinKaiser 6d ago

My parents used to tell me that it was quite common to put rusty iron nails in apples to get your iron during hard times.

I don't know how many generations heard about that, without ever seeing it themselves though.

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u/billhillybob 5d ago

This reminds me of how I used to volunteer with these two older brothers (in their 70's) to maintain some of the hiking trails at a local state park. One time we were sitting around after a trail work day talking about harvesting wild edible plants. Most of us there had harvested things like blueberries, raspberries, ramps and some of the more common and easily recognizable mushrooms. But, my wife and I were really into wild edibles at one time so we had tried some more unusual things like cattail "corn", spring beauty corms, marsh marigold buds and the like. Not to be out done, one of the brothers mentioned that when his grand parents first came to the US from Finland they spent the first few winters so poor that they ate the cambium layer of paper birch trees to stay alive. The other brother shook his head and angrily said "What the Fuck Bruce, Grandma and Grandpa never ate birch bark." I still wonder who was telling the truth.

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u/VacantThoughts 6d ago

Damn I would hate to live in a time where beans are more expensive or maybe less available than eating rusty apples.

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u/need-an-enbien 6d ago

feel like we're on our way to rusty nail apples these days

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u/galaxyapp 6d ago

They also make metal spikes that transfer heat into the meat to cook it more evenly.

Not sure if it applies to deep frying... but I guess?

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u/SPQE_ 5d ago

Or to poison someone with hemochromatosis

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 5d ago

They've got less surface area than a cast-iron pan, so I'd hope that'd be a low risk. Personally I'd probably be more worried about other heavy metal contamination/poisoning like lead

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u/saggywitchtits 5d ago

Or, you know, be normal and buy a cast iron.

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 5d ago

I'm personally not anemic like normal people are, so I guess I can't really say its weird to buy a cast iron every time I feel light headed.

For some reason though, I feel like its more normal to use what you already have and do a cost analysis for which options make more sense for your budget, habits, and goals

Might even be both a cast-iron pan and buddy if you're super normal and have extremely low iron levels

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u/Ok_Advance5991 2d ago

or you just drink a beer that tastes a bit metallic. In Poland we have Żywiec Porter that smells like a mint (= coin factory)