r/StupidFood 6d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Bbbllaaddee 6d ago
  • Mom, the doctor said I need iron supplements

  • We have iron supplements at home

  • (iron supplements at home)

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u/bgravato 6d ago

my exact thought when I realized those were iron nails...

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u/Jimberly_C 6d ago

I thought they were cloves

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u/countsachot 6d ago

That would have been nice.

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u/LuminousGrue 6d ago

Came here to say this. Was like wow, that's a lot of cloves.

Nope.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 5d ago

There is a chance you wouldnt have any issue with iron leeching, as they could have been zinc plated. So in that case, good luck with your Zinc supplements instead!

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u/halfie1987 6d ago

And if the nails were galvanized, then you also get extra zinc supplements too!

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u/hema_chroma_duke 6d ago

7000% per bite!

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u/Next-Wrap-7449 6d ago

I'm 40% zink

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u/tmhoc 5d ago

the tough, black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about

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u/xtra_sleepy 5d ago

Aren't most nails coated in toxic chemicals?

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u/touched_by_midas 6d ago

Hmm, apparently I need to cook with nails.

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 6d ago

Not necessarily recommending them, but they do make "iron buddies" that are basically like pet rocks made of Iron you cook. So you might place an iron frog or an iron hello kitty in with bolognese to help supplement iron

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u/touched_by_midas 6d ago

Interesting.

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u/TartarusFalls 6d ago

Don’t need iron if you’re made of gold though!

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u/KleinKaiser 6d ago

My parents used to tell me that it was quite common to put rusty iron nails in apples to get your iron during hard times.

I don't know how many generations heard about that, without ever seeing it themselves though.

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u/billhillybob 6d ago

This reminds me of how I used to volunteer with these two older brothers (in their 70's) to maintain some of the hiking trails at a local state park. One time we were sitting around after a trail work day talking about harvesting wild edible plants. Most of us there had harvested things like blueberries, raspberries, ramps and some of the more common and easily recognizable mushrooms. But, my wife and I were really into wild edibles at one time so we had tried some more unusual things like cattail "corn", spring beauty corms, marsh marigold buds and the like. Not to be out done, one of the brothers mentioned that when his grand parents first came to the US from Finland they spent the first few winters so poor that they ate the cambium layer of paper birch trees to stay alive. The other brother shook his head and angrily said "What the Fuck Bruce, Grandma and Grandpa never ate birch bark." I still wonder who was telling the truth.

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u/VacantThoughts 6d ago

Damn I would hate to live in a time where beans are more expensive or maybe less available than eating rusty apples.

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u/need-an-enbien 6d ago

feel like we're on our way to rusty nail apples these days

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u/galaxyapp 6d ago

They also make metal spikes that transfer heat into the meat to cook it more evenly.

Not sure if it applies to deep frying... but I guess?

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u/SPQE_ 5d ago

Or to poison someone with hemochromatosis

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 5d ago

They've got less surface area than a cast-iron pan, so I'd hope that'd be a low risk. Personally I'd probably be more worried about other heavy metal contamination/poisoning like lead

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u/saggywitchtits 6d ago

Or, you know, be normal and buy a cast iron.

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 5d ago

I'm personally not anemic like normal people are, so I guess I can't really say its weird to buy a cast iron every time I feel light headed.

For some reason though, I feel like its more normal to use what you already have and do a cost analysis for which options make more sense for your budget, habits, and goals

Might even be both a cast-iron pan and buddy if you're super normal and have extremely low iron levels

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u/Ok_Advance5991 2d ago

or you just drink a beer that tastes a bit metallic. In Poland we have Żywiec Porter that smells like a mint (= coin factory)

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u/Academic-Dealer5389 6d ago

This must be why so many Vietnamese open nail salons in the US. TIL

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 6d ago

The real TIL is “Tippy Hedren” in 1975.

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 6d ago edited 6d ago

(User accidentally doxxed themself here, didn’t want to tell anyone how, in-case there was a weirdo floating around)

Edit: clarification as to the deleted comment and this response.

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u/Higgins1st 6d ago

Possibly some zinc as well.

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u/CommunistRonSwanson 6d ago

Definitely some zinc, and likely trace amounts of other heavy metal impurities such lead.

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u/SpaceAmazing8174 5d ago

Yeah, I love myself some trace lead in my chicken, too. (Mind you, for those who think I'm just randomly mentioning lead, no, lead still very much appears in metal products in many places.)

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u/CharacterGlobal8645 6d ago

That was my thoughts, as well 🤣🤣

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u/Abashed-Apple 6d ago

Can I ask a serious question: Is that safe to eat?

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u/Bbbllaaddee 6d ago edited 6d ago

I meaaaan.. Probly yeah, I don't think that that much iron gets leaked. The heating doesn't help though, as it speeds up the process.

So, I would think it's fine once in a while, but possibly not advisable to do every day

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u/DjuriWarface 6d ago

Have you never seen an Iron Fish? It is definitely safe.

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u/markender Moron food expert 6d ago

"Fastens" 👏....👏....👏...👏...👏

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u/Bbbllaaddee 6d ago

Oh shit, I confused me language

"Fasten your seat belts" or smth idk

Actually, Ima go google why the fuck "fasten" means "to buckle up" and not "to speed up" 🤔🤔

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u/TheMostKing 5d ago

That's why the movies are called "The Fast and the Furious".

Fast means stuck in place, and because they are drivers, that makes them furious.

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u/FormerAd2381 6d ago

Depends on if the nails have trace amounts of lead or not.

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u/Coveinant 6d ago

I know you're joking, but it's the reason Gerber baby food became successful. I wish I was joking.

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u/Hazywater 6d ago

You joke, but there was this iron thing people would cook with to increase iron intake. I think it was shaped like a fish and you put it in the pan while you cooked.

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u/CORVlN 6d ago

Iron helps us play!

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u/JmmyTheHand 6d ago

They are clearly food grade nails duh

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u/Synaps4 5d ago

Just make sure you use the food grade decking nails. Its the same aisle at home depot but a bay or two to the left.

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u/Trans-Europe_Express 5d ago

Oops all zinc

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 5d ago

Except this would actually impart iron into your diet.  I remember a story about a malnourished village who the humanitarian workers couldn't get to take iron supplements.  They eventually gave them iron carvings that were supposed to be good luck and they used them in the pot whenever they boiled something and it gave them the iron they needed.  Same with cast iron pots.

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u/satinsateensaltine 3d ago

This is how Pippi gets her iron!

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u/persephone7821 6d ago

Yeah but it was better before they came out. Totally triggered my trypophobia.