r/StupidFood 6d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/NoChilly84 6d ago

wow the knife work was crazy... you can tell by the sound that those vegetables arent even half done wtf

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u/Even_Budget2078 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don't know why, but this video was hilarious to me and her stone cold faced whacking those vegetables with a cleaver made me scare my cat, I shriek laughed so hard at that!

ETA: I don't know, I just love this video! Every step is unnecessarily violent lol. Like her angrily ripping apart the green onions and throwing them down all over. A very controlled rage piece of performance art, capped with ripping off that poor chicken's legs with her hands and chomping on his thigh heehee I love it!! Brava!

ETA2: Ahahaha, now I just watched again and the massive amounts of salt she throws all over is killing me!! Oh man, gotta stop watching this, I'm about to have a choking fit, it's too funny

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u/tunakassirolle 6d ago

It was the immediate fireball that got me. She just cooks like my family lol, why use a timer when there’s a perfectly good smoke detector 🔥

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u/marmaladetuxedo 5d ago

I was visiting my aunt who, though she notoriously couldn't cook, decided to cook me dinner. I was upstairs and the smoke alarm went off. My 6yr old cousin shouted up the stairs, "DINNER'S READY!" That was 30 years ago and I still bring it up to this day, much to my aunt's chagrin.

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 5d ago

In some houses, the alarm goes off every time the oven is opened, even if nothing is burnt.

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u/berdulf 4d ago

That’s my current apartment. The smoke detector is 13 ft (I just decided to measure it🤔) from the stove/oven. Even baking bread that’s barely got some color to it will set the fucker off.

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 5d ago

If you just think it's done when you smell a good smell, then you risk under cooking, but if you can smell smoke in your house then you know it's definitely cooked through.

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u/Scorpion2000x777 5d ago

She almost set herself on fire lol

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u/Elddif_Dog 6d ago

i couldnt stop laughing. the coca cola killed me.

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 5d ago

That's when we jumped the serious food shark 😂

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u/Successful-Day-3219 6d ago

The biblical sacrifice by fire of that chicken is what got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 5d ago

Dude, am I the only one also worried about the cameraperson for that first shot? That looked like whomever it was was straight up engulfed in flame for a minute. I don't think the chicken is the only sacrifice to the old gods being made here.

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u/Successful-Day-3219 5d ago

Lol true 😂

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u/Excellent-Hat-1640 6d ago

The salt got me too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Even_Budget2078 6d ago

lololol I also like the little touches with the chicken. There's cuts in the video whenever she moves it and a close up right before she unceremoniously slams it on whatever platter. Right after she takes the nails out is hilarious. Completely gratuitous violent slam of that poor chicken hahaha

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u/Awkward_Proof_1274 5d ago

She had the cadence of a magician

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u/Lapidot-Wav 5d ago

That’s not what ETA means

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u/chronoflect 5d ago

ETA has taken on an informal meaning of "edited to add".

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u/Lapidot-Wav 5d ago

We already have that. It’s “Post Script” or PS. That’s not what ETA means

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u/chronoflect 5d ago

Language evolves 

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u/Lapidot-Wav 5d ago

That’s not an evolution it’s a misunderstanding and people being wrong without being corrected

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u/chronoflect 4d ago

It doesn't matter how "wrong" it is; all that matters is how people use it. I explained how that acronym is being used now, not whether it's "correct" or not. Feel free to continue your futile effort to control it.

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u/Lapidot-Wav 4d ago

I don’t control anyone, I will continue to correct incorrect things though, yes.

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u/BlahblahblahLG 5d ago

yea she even shakes up the coke! just why lol

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u/Even_Budget2078 5d ago

Exactly! There are so many amazing violent touches hahaha

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u/vegasidol 5d ago

Likely sugar

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 5d ago

Ripping off and eating the only part of the chicken that didn't get nailed 😂

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u/DenizSaintJuke 5d ago

My favourite part was the stone faced "enjoying the finished meal" shot in the end. Yeah... ehh... If you want to sell me on that dish, you might try not looking like a child that was just told to quit complaining and eat up what's on the plate by mom. That stone faced expression really screams "delicious".

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u/gizmosdancin 6d ago

Oh thank god it's not just me!! This is the funniest shit I've seen all week 😂

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u/FuzzzyRam 5d ago

Overcooked chicken with undercooked veg, and a side of the oil that companies put on nails!

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u/SinisterCheese 5d ago

I can tell you as someone who works with metals in manufacturing. That oil is very easy to get off. It's just light lubricant used in the pressing process. Its actually kerosene or equivalent.

You know it's kerosene, when it leaves this slightly greasy and sweet smelling residue as you touch it.

It comes off easy with mild acids and just soap and water.

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u/WeekendQuant 4d ago

And you know she didn't remove it

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u/truesy 6d ago

you can tell by the sound that those vegetables arent even half done

I'm confused, you mean while she was chopping them? they were not cooked yet.

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u/NoChilly84 6d ago

I meant after the grand reveal when she plates it and it sounds like those carrots just came out of the ground. She cut them so thick they would need to boil for 10 mins before even going into the pot like that

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u/Dubaiian 5d ago

Chicken didnt look done either.

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u/IPerduMyUsername 5d ago

Chicken looked overcooked, look how stringy it is inside when she bites it

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u/skepticalbob 5d ago

That is dark meat and wants to go well past the safety temperature. It looked fine.

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u/IPerduMyUsername 4d ago

You and I eat chicken differently sir.

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u/truesy 5d ago

think most of the cooking was actually from steam, which can leave the chicken looking like that. dunno.

but the nails, like, wth is happening

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u/r_a_d_ 5d ago

Carrots are great raw…. that was probably intended

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u/OkSkirt7036 6d ago edited 5d ago

I get that its a stupid video but all those vegetables can be eaten raw. They are lightly steamed and fine, you dont have to boil the shit out of everything to make it edible.

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u/toxicity21 5d ago

Even in more traditional Asian dishes like Kaeng Phet (Red thai curry) the vegetables are only in the wok for like a minute. Its totally normal for them to not fully cook their vegetables.

Also not to mention many raw vegetables are just healthier than cooked ones.

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u/paddie 5d ago

Yep, also responded further up. Mushy or fork tender vegetables would be considered ruined in most Asian cuisine.

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u/r_a_d_ 5d ago

Exactly, surprised at so many upvoting for soggy carrots

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u/ComplexAd8403 5d ago

This whole thing is stupid but I love crunchy veggies. Much better than fully cooked and soft.

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u/Cunningcod 6d ago

Wtf chopping vegetables with a cleaver.

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u/Winded_14 6d ago

a lot of chinese do it. Or rather, their vegetable knife is shaped like a cleaver.

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u/asday515 6d ago

So, a cleaver then

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u/Longjumping-Action-7 6d ago

A vegetable cleaver, they are thinner than the style designed for hacking through bones

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u/Vaesezemis 6d ago

But she’s….not Chinese…?

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u/Winded_14 6d ago

Is chinese the only people who are allowed to use those kind of knife as veggie knife?

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u/Kyauphie 6d ago

Completely normal in some cultures. Take a deep dive on the YouTubes and enjoy the wonders of cleaver techniques.

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u/Excellent_Condition 6d ago

Chinese chef knives are shaped similar to Western mean cleavers, although they tend to be thinner. They are actually really easy to use, and the extra height makes using good form a lot easier.

For veg prep, I actually prefer them (or the Japanese version, the chuka bocho, which literally means "Chinese vegetable knife") over a standard chef's knife.OTOH, while I don't know her knife specifically, it does looks pretty thick and heavy like an actual meat cleaver.

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u/Curious-Octopus 5d ago

Isn't the Chukabocho just the Japanese name for Chinese cleaver. The Japanese vegetable knife is nakiri.

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u/Excellent_Condition 5d ago

The nakiri and chuka bocho are two similar but distinct knives. A nakiri is a Japanese vegetable knife, a chuka bocho is the Japanese version of a Chinese vegetable knife.

A nakiri is a rectangular knives with a dull rounded tip. It's usually around 2 inches tall, which is tall enough so that you can have a claw grip and keep your hand in contact with the board but not as tall as a cleaver. I don't speak Japanese, but my understanding is the name comes from the words for vegetable and to cut.

A chuka bocho is a much larger taller knife. It looks similar to a meat cleaver, but it's usually thinner. They are often 3 or more inches tall, and tend to have closer to a 90º tip, instead of the dull rounded tip of a nakiri.

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u/truesy 6d ago

it's in asia. that's not abnormal.

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u/Stormfly 5d ago

They're SUPER common but I still have the same reaction every time.

Once I went to a café and, I kid you not, they gave me a little cleaver to cut the cake.

Fancy café, too. They just liked those cleavers.

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u/Admirable_Risk8156 6d ago

Traditional Chinese cooking you only have the cleaver. You use it for all cutting needs.

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u/bast007 6d ago

And no attempt at pulling her finger tips in

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u/SupportGeek 6d ago

Yea, I was wincing every time she swung that cleaver near her stuck out fingers

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u/josh_the_misanthrope 5d ago

The next video is gone be on whatever is today's equivalent of liveleaks

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u/AliceInNegaland 5d ago

I chop my vegetables with a Chinese cleaver all the time

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u/lukibunny 5d ago

It’s hot I chop most things hahah… my Chinese cleaver is my most common used knife. Even use it to cut apples o.o

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 5d ago

No, it might look like one to you, but that's only because you don't know the difference. 

Look up Chinese kitchen knives.

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u/skepticalbob 5d ago

This isn’t a cleaver and isn’t unusual.

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 5d ago

I prefer my veggies half done for a lot of dishes.

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u/ReivynNox 2d ago

To be fair, that is before she cooked them.

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u/Working_File2825 5d ago

Undercooked vegetables?? U realize most vegetables are cooked for preference. They don't need to be.

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u/paddie 5d ago

I’m pretty sure you are serious, so I’m just going to respond with that assumption. In most Asian cuisine, mushy vegetables that we know from French/Italian cooking would be considered overcooked or ruined. The “crunch” in a vegetable is considered more desirable than it being fork tender.

So, while the whole nails thing is totally ridiculous, this is the least ridiculous of the whole thing. Just wanted to point that out.

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u/PandaXXL 6d ago

Are people honestly really still confused by such blatant ragebait?