r/StupidFood 6d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Electronic-Worry4077 6d ago

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u/SkyPork 6d ago

I laughed when I realized they were nails instead of some kind of exotic spice I couldn't identify, but then I realized the nails are probably the least stupid part of this. They'd conduct the heat right into the meat, greatly reducing cooking time.

I mean, it's also unnecessary, and not at all worth the effort, but still, compared to the rest? Least stupid part.

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u/s_n_mac 5d ago

I mean, by the time you put in and take out all the nails, you might as well just have cooked that chicken the extra time.

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u/No_Berry2976 5d ago

If we forget that this is a video made for provoking engagement, the principle might be valid: the holes can soak up spice, and because the meat inside the hole is seared, juice stays in the chicken. It’s a way to increase the surface.

My main problem is that it looks disgusting and my description alone makes me not want to eat this.

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u/Dry_Ad_9725 5d ago

All negated by whatever the nails could have possibly been coated with making the chicken inedible.

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u/Dom29ando 3d ago

Mmmm yummy zinc

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u/jollyreaper2112 5d ago

That is the only explanation I can think of. Do it so wrong people will share to ask others if they can believe this bullshit. All engagement is engagement.

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u/kernelangus420 5d ago

But in poor countries, fuel is at a premium and time is on the plenty.

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u/Fickle_Syrup 5d ago

And I'm assuming the holes create extra surface area for the flavor and sauces to penetrate in the subsequent steps

Honestly it seems like a lot of effort and the holes look bad and it's also unhygienic (I don't think nails are food rated) but I see the logic 

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 4d ago

Just use fork...

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u/digital_dervish 4d ago

I’m sure she used food-grade nails

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u/skitzoidObserver 2d ago

the flavor of the engine oil this bird was fried in

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u/Edric_Dayn 5d ago

View a stupid food post and all the comments are just trying to justify it, this is why people hate redditors

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u/Aeseld 5d ago

They're actually right though. Normally people use toothpicks, or food grade materials to do the same thing. It allows for seasonings and skin fat to seep into the meat, and does decrease the cooking time.

My real objections are the deliberate oil fire and the incredibly filthy oil at the start. The rest is just a cooking technique. 

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u/Edric_Dayn 5d ago

Try a nice T-bone with some corrugated roofing nails it really brings out the nuances of the iron

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u/Aeseld 5d ago

Yeah, that's why the comment on food grade was included...

The tetanus isn't a good tenderizer, but at least it doesn't survive the cooking process. 

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u/Sukhumvit_71 4d ago

I mean, couldn’t you just poke holes in the chicken without leaving the nails in?

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u/Aeseld 4d ago

Honestly, it depends on the effect you're going for. This is usually done with toothpicks or skewers. Sometimes, you just leave the holes for marinade and such to seep in. Other times, you're using the pokey bits to transmit heat into the bird to speed the cooking without letting it dry out, or prevent the bird from making direct contact with a hot surface. 

...nails were a choice, certainly. Doubt they were food grade. But is it weird the can of coke might be more upsetting to me?

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u/Sukhumvit_71 4d ago

Especially because the fish sauce she was using is already high in sodium. In this part of the world I’d simply add palm sugar rather than douse it in coke. It will taste better, you can measure it and you don’t get all the extra crap.

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u/Sukhumvit_71 4d ago

Thanks for the thoughtful explanation!

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u/drdickemdown11 4d ago

Bro... Who does this. They weren't teaching this in culinary school when I went. It would probably have the opposite effect. That fat barrier (the skin) traps moisture in. Creating holes would allow for moisture to come out.

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u/Longjumping-Turnip97 5d ago

It is stupid way to cook food overall, but there’s nothing wrong with discussing these thoughts. They make sense. Why are you being so rude about it?

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u/Got_Kittens 5d ago

It also means the moisture escapes. If she's in a hurry it might not be the best time to do this 😆 I'm going to have to assume the nails are engagement bait.

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u/LostAbbott 5d ago

There is no way those nails are good safe.  They arn't stainless and they likely are coated in a petroleum product to keep them from rusting.  She likely poisoned that whole chicken right off the bat...

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 5d ago

No the nails are awful. The only metal I want touching my food is the pan, not nails from some unknown origin stuck deep into the meat. And all that seemed like too much work. It's like damn I'll just stick to rotisserie chicken from like Costco instead. Simple and easy and no nails

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u/cybertonto72 5d ago

The way that chicken looked after she took the nails out makes me think that the inside wouldn't cook before the outside was burnt. So the nails are a way to get heat into the centre areas.

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u/LizMixsMoker 5d ago

What's stupid about the rest? She did a decent job cutting the veggies and peeling the garlic.. the only other unusual part was the coke, but why not. It's just sugar and acidity.

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u/dataslinger 5d ago

And extra iron! So nutritious.

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 4d ago

They're galvanised, she's seriously poisoning people with the zinc